Reposted by Rob WesleyRob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Honestly, baseball is a child’s sport, when you think about. A little game, a little game for the children. It would be embarrassing to be good at it as an adult, to win at baseball. 18614
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 51mThey should have leaned in on Biberty, like have Kevin Spacey play him. 020
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 3hOne thing I’m not seeing addressed enough in Rubber Soul discourse: what do you think I think is the most underrated song on it? Not what do you think it is, nobody cares about that. But what do you think I think it is? 260
Reposted by Rob WesleyRob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 05/11/2024(Sealed in a room together for hours, the energy fading from Trump as he gets weird "no" after weird "no") "So, what are you into? MMA?" "No." "Boxing? Wrestling?" "No." "You watch TV shows?" "No." "...You listen to records? Into music at-" "No. Do you like dank memes?" "...I don't know. A little." 1191
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 8hSolid chance that the President believes he is being advised "on computer" by Rob Gronkowski. 021
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 11hI need Nola throwing some filthy junkball shit tonight. Some Jamie Moyer 78mph shit that they just call "stuff" and it works somehow, some Eddie Harris in Major League shit. 060
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 11hWorking on a plant to get the Discover feed to be nothing but posts with Thriller Eyes. #ThrillerEyes #Thriller #Eyes 080
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 11hBOO! Haha, guess what, pal? It's October. This is how it's gonna be on here now, all month. Nothing but wall-to-wall terror. Get used to it. 170
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That thing that all real baseball fans know and do where you listen to Say Say Say after a playoff win www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhed...youtube.comPaul McCartney, Michael Jackson - Say Say SayYouTube video by PaulMcCartneyVEVO 040
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026See, you let them have that first one, you let them have it. It's called strategy, smart fans know this, you let them win that first one every time. 160
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don't know if anyone else has said this, but a fun little name for an Bohm Home Run would be an "Alec Run" 010
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026SyFy Channel playing Oppenheimer followed by The Goonies. 000
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We’re Not Gonna Take It-era Mark Metcalf crossed with Judge Doom 061
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Scharpling on the Best Show talking about having lived the dream: talking to Al Pacino about the Dunkaccino scene at the George Lucas museum opening. 1211
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“I’m just pointing out that the X-Man, Xavier McDaniel, never played for the Hawks and I think, Senator, you might be thinking of Plastic Man, Stacey Augmon.” 2183
Reposted by Rob WesleyRob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Editing the wiki page on Don Mattingly to say his nickname is “Donald Entertainment Baseball” 0194
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s fine, really. LeBron James - who has read every book you’ve ever seen him holding and is, and I can not stress this enough, in no way an ol barbershop ass corn cob pipe lookin ass motherfucker - will fix everything. 090
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sometimes you just have to accept that only bad people will succeed and nothing good will ever happen again. 190
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026In that weird window of the last few days where we’re not allowed to talk on here about monsters before we reach a month where all posts must be about monsters. 052
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026LeBron has already won a championship with Love and two with D-Wade. Now he gets to play with Love* and D-Wade** together. *Caleb Love **Dean Wade 1131
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It’d be funny if after all this there was a new #1 song next week anyway and also that song was 1989’s Batdance by Prince. 2100
Reposted by Rob WesleyRob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Sitting on the couch, wearing my Meta sports glasses: "Hey Meta, what was that one show? Not Reacher, like...like Shitty Reacher? Tracker! Is Tracker still on? Did they cancel Tracker, Meta? I don't want to watch it, I just want to know." 1339
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 27/09/202612 teams left, all of them with a chance to win the sport’s most valuable prize: Lord Baseball’s Crown. 020
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026162 games in the books. And now, what some people consider the start of the “real” season: That’s right, the second set of 162 games played by the remaining 12 teams, which will ultimately determine who makes it to the MLB playoffs. 110912
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is why you play 162 games. If you’d have asked me if the Phillies were any good at the 160, 161 mark? I’d have said no, they suck, they’re heartless frauds. But seeing the full 162 in the books? It’s pretty clear: they’re the team to beat. 0111
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Basically you want to stumble ass-backwards over the finish line into the playoffs, it’s pretty much a guarantee to a spot in the World Series, speaking from a statistical, data-driven view of these things. 060
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026RED HOT PHILLIES HOLD TAMPA AT BAY, BRAVE WEATHER TO STORM INTO POSTSEASON 0100
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is it about the name of an insurance company? Well, then, no, I have probably not heard your song. 0141
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If your song doesn’t even start with the word Texas, I can’t be asked to listen to it m.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyv5...m.youtube.comPrairie RoseYouTube video by Roxy Music - Topic 021
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s April. In the middle of a meeting, I quietly mumble “Choo, uhh… Choosin’ Taxes.” No one acknowledges it. I don’t speak for the rest of the meeting. All breakfast cereal has been recalled from stores and is no longer safe to eat. 080
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026First time reaction video: First time hearing Happy Birthday 191
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026who's still here but also about to get up and run away in panic in 2026? 020
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Also, like there aren't several hundred "First Time Reaction Video: Drinking Water" videos with someone making a shocked face while holding a glass of water uploaded every day. 270
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you’re the Phillies, I think you gotta run Nola out there again tomorrow. 2150
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have to assume anyone still at the game is waiting around so they can beat up the team in the parking lot. 3142
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Actually, politics is fine, you can just talk about politics all the time and make that your online personality. 050
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Everybody’s making jokes but the article actually tells you who it is. It’s Kingo. 1100
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Rain stopped. That was probably it. That was probably everything Fall had, I figure. Thanks Fall, see you next year, pal. 030
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Today, we’ll be ranking the Fred Armisen Cameo Episode from each of the top 100 shows of the 21st century. 1296
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you manage to successfully Ice someone during a job interview, they not only have to drink the Smirnoff Ice, they also must hire you on the spot. Been true since 2010. 0195
Reposted by Rob WesleyMichael Pelusi @shakeymike.bsky.social · 28/01/2026With all that's going on, with regards to our country's lawless, murderous government, it feels a bit tacky to put out a call for job opportunities. Nevertheless, I am looking for any and all open positions in communications, marketing, and/or web content. 132
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026He's heading there to congratulate the cast and crew of The Bureau, the only French show to make the list of 21st century TV shows. 020
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The last TV of the 20th Century: Sunset Beach The first TV show of the 21st Century: Malcolm in the Middle 130
Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Not only did Inside Schwartz air in the 21st century, it debuted within two weeks of 9/11. Anyway, it's #44 on our best shows of the century so far. 010
