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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 3h

Which wine pairs best with the terror of being alive

☢️🎃 Captain Antagonist ☢️🎃 (Halloween Name) @captantagonist.bsky.social · 2h

My lead sung Ding Fries Are Done today and I just got it out of my head after the sung it two weeks ago, so that's an exciting thing that is almost related to this.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Trying to get a RUN DMC song out of my mind but it’s tricky.

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☢️🎃 Captain Antagonist ☢️🎃 (Halloween Name) @captantagonist.bsky.social · 2h

I don't wanna be palatable because then I'd be cannibal food

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

ME, NOT LISTENING: Sounds good!

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 19h

Them: we appreciate your payment Me: i bet you do, you raggedy bitch

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 19h

WHAT *HAS* LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT? IN THIS ESSAY—

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 17h

woke up with a smile and immediately smacked myself bc fuck morning people

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 17h

I need a clone of me, but one that actually gets things done

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 16h

Maybe you don’t get me, but the rhythm did

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 14h

it's called medicine maybe you've healed of it

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 13h

There is now a longer list of things we have added protein to than things we have not.

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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 12h

every day i learn something new and i hate it

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 12h

“Quicksand” is misleading. It took over an hour to bring down our guide.

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☢️🎃 Captain Antagonist ☢️🎃 (Halloween Name) @captantagonist.bsky.social · 2h

"You're one of the most important people in my life" they said. "I don't even know who are" he replied.

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 8h

coming up on that time of year where I become a reasonable amount of pissed off that there's no sexy therapist costumes

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 7h

“Hello!” said the Tupperware container. “We are married now!” replied the spaghetti sauce

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 5h

I assume people who put epitaphs on their cars want to let us all know they bought the car with the life insurance money.

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☢️🎃 Captain Antagonist ☢️🎃 (Halloween Name) @captantagonist.bsky.social · 3h

The pessimist sees a watery grave, but the optimist hears beautiful violin music.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 4h

I love you in the heart of my heart, which is basically the size of a rabbit pellet so don't expect too much of it.

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☢️🎃 Captain Antagonist ☢️🎃 (Halloween Name) @captantagonist.bsky.social · 4h

Once I got kicked out of home economics for sowing discord instead of mittens for kittens

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 5h

Words fall short, but Spotify understands

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☢️🎃 Captain Antagonist ☢️🎃 (Halloween Name) @captantagonist.bsky.social · 4h

Memories are a tomb and this is uncharted territory, so it's time for a raid.

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Texas Chainsaw Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Bring whimsy back into the bedroom. That's why my safeword is "fiddle-dee-dee."

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☢️🎃 Captain Antagonist ☢️🎃 (Halloween Name) @captantagonist.bsky.social · 5h

Like a good neighbor, Jake from State Farm is there. He's everywhere because he a malevolent omnipresent abomination.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 8h

I talk to myself but draw the line at listening

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☢️🎃 Captain Antagonist ☢️🎃 (Halloween Name) @captantagonist.bsky.social · 7h

Senpai didn't notice me, and that's why I'm summoning an ancient apocalypse demon.

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☢️🎃 Captain Antagonist ☢️🎃 (Halloween Name) @captantagonist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Always the bridesmaid, never the proxy horror in a wedding dress turning this ceremony into a forbidden ritual.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The rumblings of my stomach portend a greater doom for us all.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

BOSS: it has come to my attention that one of you is a cannibal BILL: oh no AMY: oh no JOE: ME: *sipping a cup of joe* oh no

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

son of a bitch implies daughter of a bastard

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 08/10/2026

the balloon fort seemed like a good idea until the cats showed up

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Where do you see yourself in one hot minute

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☢️🎃 Captain Antagonist ☢️🎃 (Halloween Name) @captantagonist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I'm gonna consider a different name, because I've decided I'm gonna wreck it (considering the name Ralph)

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Here is a name to consider Ralph

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

me (drunk, taking off my top): draw me like one of your french girls caricature artist at six flags: ma’am you need to leave the park immediately

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☢️🎃 Captain Antagonist ☢️🎃 (Halloween Name) @captantagonist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Woah, it's like you can see me through my phone. How embarrassing (for anyone who has the curse of vision in this instance. )

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You are not alone. We are there with you on your phone in the bathroom.

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

For best results milk your man at least every 72 hours

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

*extreme Fiona Apple voice* I wrote a bad, bad skeet

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I would like to upgrade my nap to a medically induced coma

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