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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 12h
if you love these movies, just admit you hate 9/11 truthers
Akira movie posterFANTASTIC BEASTS THE CRIMES of GRiNDELWALD movie poster
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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 12h
hogforn heglorn
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 12h
If you're liking the series thus far, I will remind you that you can see the story (nearing its end) continue on patreon.com/hausofdecline where it is also FULLY UNCENSORED. It's art, but a certain class of people will also goon to it. Who am I to prevent you?
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Get more from Haus of Decline on Patreon. Become a member for just $3/month. Haus of Decline is a comic series and podcast. The comics have been…
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 17h
By Luce Bahzi
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𝕳𝖎𝖌𝖍 𝖂𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖘 @canaryburgundy.bsky.social · 12h
fool blown; blown by a fool.
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Altamira @altamiravt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
David Byrne, 230 pages into his book about music: “What is Music?”
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 17h
carefully curating my timeline to only show me the dumbest shit you've ever seen in your life
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Jack Graham @timescarcass.bsky.social · 12h
The reactionaries in France called the 1865 revolutionaries "la canaille", which means 'scoundrels' or 'riff-raff'. They appropriated the term. In the 1871 Commune it became a song. People proudly called themselves Canailles. Solidarity with the 'cockroaches', always. Je suis un cafard.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 12h
the fundamental thing wrong with this ai-driven "hyper personalization" pipe dream is that your preferences are constantly changing, primarily in response to experiencing things that are different from your current preferences and expectations, through this little-known process called Living.
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 12h
These cunts are so lucky just to be getting their gazebo broken and not to be getting the absolute shit kicked out of them.
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𝕳𝖎𝖌𝖍 𝖂𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖘 @canaryburgundy.bsky.social · 12h
Just met a staffy/lab cross and she was incredible. absolutely nuts and everybody's friend!
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
For any non-Brits, "with respect, that's completely wrong" translates as "that's completely wrong, you thick cunt"
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Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A fascinating editorial decision from the BBC, to make the headline a scaremongering “AUTISM AND ADHD ARE BEING OVERDIAGNOSED”, and then, four bullet points later, have the author of the report quoted as essentially saying “nah, that’s bullshit, actually”.
ADHD and autism at risk of over-diagnosis, says report, as author warns of rise in mental ill health
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• An official review in England finds there is a risk of people being over-diagnosed with
ADHD and autism - three key findings from the report
• As well as neurodevelopmental conditions, the review looks at mental ill health, particularly in younger people. Our health correspondent explains the difference
• It was commissioned earlier this year after Wes Streeting, then the health secretary, said there was an "over-diagnosis" of mental health conditions
• Speaking to Radio 4's Today programme earlier, review chair Prof Peter Fonagy said Streeting was "with respect, completely wrong"
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shouldn’t have smoked that shit now my helicopter doesn’t work
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Six months ago:
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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
fired from the set of star wars for seeing the devil guy in the cantina and getting so scared
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🧐 this is the most 90's action movie bullshit I have ever seen. These people do not exist in reality
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
"The proposed training would take place at the FBI Academy in Quantico and cover techniques including striking, grappling, takedowns, weapon defense and ground control." lmfaoo
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FBI Is Angling to Hand the UFC a No-Bid Contract to Train Agents
The contract would expand an existing partnership between the Trump administration and the UFC.
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
materials ogre: Moterials me: materials. ma-terials in my language materials ogre: Materials me: very good ogre. thats correct materials ogre: Smash you don't give me all your moterials. Smash you down me: (sigh)
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
This week’s ep of PN Pod features me & @paulwaldman.bsky.social discussing Hegseth’s barbaric announcement about making public executions great again, the sad spectacle of Trump’s midterm rallies, & why voters pretending he’s on the ballot is actually the last thing Republicans want. Check it out:
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We've reached the livestreamed executions part of Trump 2.0
We talk Hegseth’s barbarity, Trump’s increasingly sad rallies, and more.
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The absolute state of trans ally journalism
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Lewis @lewiswbt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(DMing a mutual) Hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest post and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My friend Sama'a has children to care for, and Gaza is a wasteland. Please give what you can to help. chuffed.org/project/1575...
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Help Baha and his family rebuild their home and meet their d
Lying on my back feeling helpless and powerless, I decided to tell you my story from the beginning.
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Lewis @lewiswbt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
LOUIS THEROUX: (shouting at ceiling) Hi Wallace, it's Louis. Are you coming down? V.O.: I'd been told to expect the unexpected when Wallace came down for breakfast. WALLACE: Be there in a minute! Enjoy the show! LOUIS: (to Gromit) Is this normal?
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this headline is ultra cursed
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One of my more extreme views is people who refuse to give money to the homeless bcos "they'll spend it on drugs" should be shot in their heads
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
slash from guns n’ roses appears above my refrigerator and plays a heartbreaking guitar solo as i eat an entire box of powdered sugar donuts in my underwear
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𝕳𝖎𝖌𝖍 𝖂𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖘 @canaryburgundy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fun Fact: if any billionaire offered me a mil to fuck their partner in front of them I would do it no questions asked. not a problem for me.
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juno Rylee Stump-Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 08/10/2026
Begging begging begging begging for help Begging begging begging begging for a job My Venmo is not working currently and im in desperate need of help with bills and surviving I need to be hired. I need money. I need help. I’m trans and need help please please please help me
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The Greasy Thumb @greasythumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Monbiot: "We need a massive overhaul of land ownership where we identify the dark money controlling UK real estate, tax them effectively, and rein in their worst excesses." Also Monbiot: "Do you know who I think is up to the task? Lisa Nandy!"
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
yeah if there's one think i think of when i think of the uk its liberal principles. 🙄
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 25/02/2026
Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix
A poem in the shape of the artist beating Henry Kissinger to death, full text can be found on the website Taco Bell Quarterly
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek.
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
watching a video about a mass shooter and saying "foreshadowing" when the dad buys his mentally ill son a gun to encourage him to have a hobby
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Vic! Perfecto @victorperfecto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To wit:
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Harry Potter did NOTHING for literacy
YouTube video by Caelan Conrad
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Vic! Perfecto @victorperfecto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There has been some fair discussion about whether or not the rising proliferation of HARRY POTTER references in media is deliberate astro-turfing or tone deaf millenial nostalgia and denial/ignorance. This though? This is DEFINITELY on the suits
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
thanks to the power of AI I’ve delegated my finances to bloopee, the pixel furby that tells you to kill yourself
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The 2000s-famous pickup artist Mystery (remember him?) is posting AI-generated animations of a female character he says he’s fallen in love with. He even “wrote” a book about their relationship. I read it and found out that he thinks they’ve actually smoked weed and had sex together:
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Pickup Artist Mystery Has an AI Girlfriend
A new book claims that Mystery, who teaches awkward men how to hit on women, had sex and smoked weed with an AI chatbot named Miss Shira Always.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
chatbbb
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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piss in all my holes
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I like The Wee Free church (calvinist/presbyterian)
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 07/10/2026
Goodnight.
Not everyone is an artist but everyone is a fucking critic.
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I can't emphasize enough, I just can't. I'm sorry.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just got the racer style in Galactic Racer that sets your engines on fire when you use the Ramjet and it feels like this.
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Another Angry Woman @stavvers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I come bearing news from the world of crafting drama! So a major yarn brand has launched a shameless transphobic wizards tie-in yarn to ~knit your own house scarf~ and it's hilarious because literally nobody likes it.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Cannot emphasize enough that the morass we find ourselves in everywhere is a result of this commitment to white supremacy. The eugenic health policy, the belief and desire for US autarky, meddling & murder in Latin America, the half-cocked belief that the US could bully Iran- it really is.
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Angie O'Plasty
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hi chat gpt can u suck me off please
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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