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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle)

@theanarchistturtle.bsky.social
5.8K followers 833 following 6.3K posts

anarchist trans woman that pretends to be a turtle online. not a democrat. she/they/it

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 19h
The Cornell 7 sounds way too cool and mysterious Just call them the Cornell rapists bro
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The concept of trying to get the vote by saying "actually our opponent strongly detests genocide" is the most Israel thing ever
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guy who genuinely believes white genocide is a bigger problem than racism: "woman is the cracker of the world"
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy birthday to Jesus Christ himself
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#beastmode
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's so cute when a cop says "I'm here to serve and protect MY COMMUNITY!" awww you think you're welcome here? :)
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Kelly ૮・ﻌ・ა 🫪 @pfkelly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So sad he was shot dead last year :( or we could have asked him
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What could he have possibly meant by this?
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah sure let me just
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Found this old clip of a Charlie Kirk debate about Palestine on Instagram and I can't believe he actually looked like that and that one photo of him smiling appears to actually not be photoshopped
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Son, don't you get involved in politics, religion, or other people's quarrels." "But GOD gave me a stage" He's so bad at being a performative fence sitter that he can't even last one bar lmao
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Back in 2021, when the star of Cory in the house got outted as a pedophile, I was shocked. But now years later I just realized he's one of the greatest method actors of all time and took his role as president off screen
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rocking the Kirkenstocks is crazy
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Huge day for me. I'm such a huge fan oh my god
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Unfunny people trying to be edgy always gotta pick either arson or tax fraud. It's literally never anything else. It's always arson or tax fraud
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She loves the box #justlikeme
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rockstars are truly the og performative males
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Steven Tyler after writing a song about a daughter killing her father for assaulting her as a child just to go on to rape more underage groupies
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Whenever I order shit online at this point I get refunded like hours later without asking, someone knows I'm flat broke 😔
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ed Sheeran
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Charles James Kirk
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just like he did to all his friends who spoke out ❤️
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Copied and pasted this into Google to see if anyone made this joke before and this is what Gemini tried to give me in the overview
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mordecai from regular show the type of guy to learn about periods and start performatively crying
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's every day bro with that Netanyahu flow
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Too little too late, not a single anti-zionist cares about your bullshit statement and now the Zionists are also mad at you. Cancel your tour Edward
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't think you need mass surveillance systems to check if your rice is fully cooked but what do I know
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
NYPD is the modern day people's police and should not be included in ACAB
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I swear to God every site is just becoming more hitler. I could be watching literally anything and this is what YouTube puts in my suggested feed
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#SellEdSheeranIntoWhiteSlavery
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I do NOT fucking live in sandwich
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youtu.be/VkSMSbFV_q0 Obligatory
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Cut 9/11 Joke from Norm Macdonald Live
YouTube video by tyronefraser
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not a fan of hasan but that one time he said "America deserved 9/11 dude, fuck it I'm saying it." I felt that shit to my core #kirkaversaryafterparty
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
He hath risen a day early, for he is live once again
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is completely pointless when you point out the fact that New Mexico actually used to be Mexican territory until the 1840s when America took it from them so really this is just advanced LARP
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He was really good at being racist and then getting shot and dying
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the incel mindset fascinates me bc what do u mean Elliot Roger couldn't get into a sorority house he was trying to massacre so he just started knocking on the door to be let in
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ricky Gervais ruined television with the office and he's not even the one who gets credit for it lol sucks to suck
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Breaking bad episode where Skylar just kills everyone
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The pedophiles are having a pedophile-off
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He posted this entirely of his own free will
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I will not make explicit calls for violence on this platform. I will not make explicit calls for violence on this platform. I will not make explicit calls for violence on this platform.
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
FLOCK CAMERA DOWN
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