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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

hi there, bluesky mod expert here! this is not funny. bluesky mods only do this when they feel in extreme distress about trans people on their platform

Notorious transphobe and bluesky head of trust and safety (how???) Aaron Rodericks (@aaron.bsky.team) blocked me, weeks after I called him out. I guess he finally got the greenlight from whichever Israeli Defence Force member who actually owns bluesky

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Who up flipping they pillow

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

hurdy gurdy is short for Hurdwick Gurdwick

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

N64 GOAT (tied with Bomberman 64 2: The Second Attack)

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

they're forcemascing my penis tomorrow. they're going to make my dick manlier. i never asked for this

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

asexual mastermind villain: *types "boob jobs" into search engine* "Ugh! No! No no NO!" *furiously types "fools, morons, any sort of henchmen"*

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

if you repost your own post and like that post it generates a loop that gives you infinite likes. try it

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

if you take into consideration gamestop pricing those four shelves alone are now worth a quarter of a million dollars

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

@governor.ca.gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social i sincerely hope nobody murders you. i sincerely hope nobody shoves a sharp hot iron poker into your ass so deep it tears through your esophagus. i wish you only the best of days! have a good one!

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

why am i absolutely addicted to getting my ass ripped clean off, diced into sashimi-thin slices, and forcefed back to me in Monster Hunter Rise. what the hell is wrong with me also me: hehe hammer goes BONK night night beastie

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

a moron doesn't choose to be a moron...it's a natural instinct

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

getting "landlord toilet" tattooed on my upper lip

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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The great communicator

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Epstein Files Transparency Act TWO!? but i haven't even seen the first Epstein Files Transparency Act yet! really gotta start spacing these releases out, audiences need more time to catch up

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

it's very odd that this twitch streamer is a multimillionaire with a ton of support (in terms of bodies) and can go on air to speak real, hardcore truths but establishment democrats have zero spine and regularly capitulate to the most current most popular culture war sentiment from kkk klansmen

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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 6, Episode 2

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

this is the guy in the white van handing out "free candy" all the parents warned us about

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i think a great opening line for a first date is "how do you want to die"

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

then i hope you won't find it too blunt to say "send the bluesky trust and safety team to the camps"

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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

KIRBY'S ADVENTURE HAL LABORATORY 1993 NES

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

In Nathan Fielder's upcoming A24 documentary, "You Can See Everything", the plot twist will be that the baby is also played by Nathan Fielder

Nathan Fielder from "The Rehersal" tv show in a baby diaper. The room he is entering is gigantic, set up to be more proportional to a baby's perspective.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Thinking about how a girl at Christian summer camp asked me if my dad was in Al Qaeda and I got in trouble for asking if her dad was a Klansman bc “her question was understandable”

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 11/09/2026

Heard a heart wrenching story about the doctor who worked on Charlie Kirk. After he left the operating theater, he collapsed against the wall crying. A nurse comforted him as he repeated "I almost saved him" by saying "shh shh shh, it's ok, don't worry dear. You didn't."

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

white knighting for AI avatars... we are neck deep in the psychosis now

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

sky martini and bill pencils are the two biggest bitches on this platform istg two nerds so bad even other nerds would have shoved into lockers

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

man we just ain't ever getting another 2D Kirby game ever again are we? the 3D ones are fine, but... Kirby feels so much better in 2D and with a group of buddies. is 2018's Star Allies just gonna be the final one like that?

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

gonna be REAL interesting to see what direction they'll take Dead Hand in the remake. fuck.

Screenshot from the Nintendo 64 video game The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of time featuring Link versus the Dead Hand boss. Dead Hand is like a grotesque blob of blueish white tissue or flesh with two spike-like appendages and a malformed skull-like head on a long neck. It's currently grabbing the back of Link's head with one of its extra arms, which it can sprout wildly from the battlefield. It is pretty darn scary.

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

new zelda looks nice but like... too nice. sometimes. i can see why "hire this man" memes bubble to the surface (especially with AI and sickeningly grotesque DLSS 5 "visual upgrade" images passed around nowadays) but i didn't feel like Link's design was too much (at least on the clothing.)

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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

snatcher, screenshot, sega cd (1994) www.mobygames.com/game/7524/sn...

green caps text on a black background:
this story is dedicated
to all those cyberpunks
who fight against injustice
and corruption every day
of their lives.

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

there's a reason why CEOs/CFOs/CTOs/C-Suite/Whatever traditionally don't talk back-and-forth with the public, except maybe at a press conference

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

j.k. rowling's involvement in the active destruction of tran's people seems to be of great concern to people who are insufferable

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

there needs to be a skateboarding game with Tim Robinson in it and i'm not joking

Tim Robinson doing a kickflip on a skateboard

Tim Robinson mid-jump with a skateboard up the edge of a skate bowl

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Can we normalize Gamecubes?

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

only 10 votes? cowardly way to do this. give me ranked choice voting of all 46 million+ bluesky accounts

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

does iron man have room in his suit for a boner

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

my favorite Harry Potter ship is dobby and a woodchipper

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

if i follow you and i don't like every single thing you post please understand it's because i hate you specifically

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

if you rearrange the letters in "antifa" you get "I, Fanta". still think it's all for a good cause?

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

you're dogpiling? bro i'm over here POGDIALING. dialed into these ebay auctions for some kickass pogs

Ebay listing for various pogs (small collectable disks with various art or images, usually made from cardboard) and pog slammers (like a pog but thicker and usually made from metal or plastic, used to "flip" stacks of normal pogs in a game)

More pogs in the ebay listing. These ones are special because they are shaped like buzzsaws, instead of the more normal disk shape

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