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Byron P. Dye 🔻

@byronpdye.com
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I live in a barn. Gardener and groundskeeper--the obvious murder suspect. Garden variety homo. I post plant stuff, cats, your dinner, the funnier. Peace to you human My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h52nyfiwl2…

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 12h
Women should be allowed to kill one (1) person
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Fishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 10h
Yellin
Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, stands with his mouth open. A sunbeam harshly illuminates his face and upper body.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 10h
Let's try something different this afternoon, everybody be sufferable
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 21h
[eases General Affinity for People mood dial all the way left and takes a long drag]
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max largeman, a very good boy @dad.franklinstower.online · 23h
bachelor party night 1 🍜 🍽️ 🧑‍🍳
pulled pork, coleslaw, baked beans, baked mac n cheese, white bread, pickles
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max largeman, a very good boy @dad.franklinstower.online · 23h
i’m taking accountability; i accidentally let the mac n cheese broil too long cus i was exploring the rest of the grounds. but look, there’s a local ginger cat AND an old timey game room
old timey game room with a ginger cat walking through
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max largeman, a very good boy @dad.franklinstower.online · 22h
bringing cookies to the boys while they gamble lmao
two trays of cookie dough 24 fresh baked cookies
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 22h
actually Java, kill Java
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 22h
Fuck: PHP Marry: C++ Kill: Perl
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 22h
yeah....omg we could be a throuple now!
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The unconstitutionality is baked right in.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 08/10/2026
pretty sure seething burns fat calories
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that ghoul from somewhere @thatgirlfromtt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t know why I love the crows but they soothe my fucking soul
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 22h
some moron shot a bear and now there's an injured black bear roaming around fukken gits allem
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 22h
feel free to step back, it's important to take account, just remember any precipices you just climbed
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ghost you? I’ll fucking haunt you
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☢️🎃 Captain Antagonist ☢️🎃 (Halloween Name) @captantagonist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Always the bridesmaid, never the proxy horror in a wedding dress turning this ceremony into a forbidden ritual.
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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Canceling myself
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 23h
Lost Virginity Tour. Not really my cup of the. Little rough on delivery, but well done.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 23h
yet only becoming unreal, and there are no fairies
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Gregory Little @gregorylittle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me ~ by Reuben
Partial Portrait in blues and greens
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 09/10/2026
one of my clients is acting in it too
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 09/10/2026
👋 Heya, Kimster
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 09/10/2026
Hey there CAT! Been a bit. Looking good Natsu, looking good.
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Kimster @aquavulva.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Natsu looks like a chocolate donut with a stripe of white through the middle.
Black and white 10 month old kitten is curled into a donut shape on a green pillow.
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My cat scratched at the bathroom door so I let her in, but once she was in she seemed to forget why she’d wanted in, and I felt that.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 09/10/2026
if you've never been put on a shelf, it's heartbreaking, just so you know
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sorry I'm late; I was filling the local Little Free Libraries with copies of the Necronomicon
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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hot take, the original evil dead movies were infinitely better
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 09/10/2026
Proof of derp
Derper in blue denim overalls, a deep red long sleeve shirt, black beanie. White guy with salt n pepper beard smirks at the camera.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 09/10/2026
At a local playhouse seeing a final dress. Free and as a theater fag in high school I appreciate the technical stuff.
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Tim @cthulul.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Idk, I just think it's a really bad idea to assume that they won't start a Civil War over losing this election. There's every reason to think they will try it.
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush Look, it came out when I was 9 and I saw it at age 10...just when puberty kicked off...and holy hell, it certainly explains a whole helluva lot
Rutger Hauer as Roy Batty in Blade Runner (1982)
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
taking a strangers hand so we make it across the street ok
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Manticore @manticorefalco.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So misogynist and homophobic that he comes around to woke somehow?
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“You’re So Vain” started playing and a guy at the bar was openly musing about who the song was about and I loudly said “Warren Beatty” to ease his pain
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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sudo fuckyea
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 07/10/2026
I shouldn't have filled that piñata with cocaine these kids don't know how to share
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My wretched henchmen have failed me once again. And that's ok - It's what henchmen do! The last thing you want is a competent henchman. That's how you end up with a scheming vizier
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don't. Print. Lies. In. The. Newspaper. Congress can, in fact, say the court got the Constitution wrong, on such questions as: - Should there only be 9 Wizards in Robes, or 47, or 100, or 250? - Should the Wizards have a building? Clerks? Docket control? - Should they ride the circuit? On horses?
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No horses, totally a bad idea to add horses. You easterners think its a joke, but out west we have them, bad news out west to put judges on horseback. Take the hint.
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
im taking pro-psychotics, doctor said im too boring
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 07/10/2026
pierre should feel more lucky
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Laszlo ("Jack") McNadja, J.F.C. @jackcharnista.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This fucking guy.
Large grey white cat with legs crossed in front of him sleeping upright.
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max largeman, a very good boy @dad.franklinstower.online · 07/10/2026
i’m back on my bullshit 🍳 🍽️ 🍜
a hand holding a poached egg on an english muffin half, there’s a bite taken out of it and it’s dripping yolk down onto another poached egg on and english muffin
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you have nut, nutted or are nutting already I've got two words for you buddy: the bible
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 07/10/2026
I ain't into that sick shit man what do you take me for
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Sande @sande0724.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fact.
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
becca: [fries beans] rebecca: [refries beans]
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