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Max Aemilius

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I left home and faked my ID I fucked every man I wanted to be

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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5MP...
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Neko Case - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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Nicholas Slayton @nslayton.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Lara Korte, who was just fired from Stars & Stripes, has been covering the relocation of personnel from Bahrain for months and did a great piece today on 1,300 Navy family members displaced from Bahrain who are stuck in limbo given the damage to the Bahrain base. www.stripes.com/branches/nav...
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Navy families evacuated from Bahrain face ‘uncharted territory’ amid bureaucratic confusion
The evacuation has left families in limbo and forced military officials to improvise solutions for support programs.
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Chase Madar @madar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Remarkable how little political noise it's made here in the US that a major American naval base in Bahrain was basically destroyed, and that this was kept quiet for five months www.nytimes.com/2026/08/14/u...
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Navy Carrier’s Problems Are Tied to Attacks on U.S. Base Early in War
Diego Garcia, a tiny island 2,200 miles from the Gulf of Oman, took over as the Navy’s logistics hub after Iran damaged a base in Bahrain.
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Isn't there a post midterm tripwire for medicade, medicare etc... do the media not want to discuss? seems relevant.
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Gov't directed oil price controls, gov't directed retail gas controls, gov't directed beef price controls. But those Dem socialists who want to help the middle class are Communists! OK buddy, but can you please lower the price of coffee so I can swill a bit more, and hustle grind to keep up?
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Love finding these gems, in context, on bluesky "Some kinds of loneliness are good actually."
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This is something that I really think needs to be accepterd more broadly. This is key, IMO.
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Burgum vs Pirro
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Ken Watanabe: Let Them Fight
ALT: Ken Watanabe: Let Them Fight
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Teeing up the NFL owners for a shakedown.
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Is this translated from the original German? www.whitehouse.gov/releases/202...
Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller made clear there must be no retreat: “One of the hallmarks of left-wing violence and terrorism is its completely pre-textual and disingenuous appeal to civil liberties in an effort to shield its own violence… When the leftist — who does not believe in freedom, who does not believe in civil rights, who does not believe in any ordinary notion of justice — protests that we are violating his rights, understand the he is lying to try to persuade people who are not closely following the political scene that some injustice has perpetrated against him. We must stay the course and be completely unflinching in the pursuit of justice against these enemies of civilization.”
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Norway need to just bang it in to the big men for 15 mins
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Obstruction.
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New Mexico says US Justice Dept hindering probe of former Epstein ranch
New Mexico's top law enforcement official on Thursday accused the U.S. Department of Justice of hindering the state's investigation into ​Jeffrey Epstein by withholding unredacted files on the late se...
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026
I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 02/07/2026
My friend just texted me "no goal is offsides on stolen land" 😭😭😭
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
that’s just the botox
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Megyn Kelly has law degree and was an attorney at Jones Day
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Holy shit this is bonkers
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
“What is your basis for saying she puts roast beef in her pockets and in her pants?” I don’t even know where to begin. You just have to read these two pages.
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Q Exhibit 30 --
A She was upset. She was jealous.
Exhibit 30 is your response to her; can you
read that out loud to me?
"Hey, Marjorie. Remember when you destroyed
your family so you could have sex with a Zangief cosplayer? Tell me again how you and the Arby's in
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your pants" -- yeah. That was widely reported. I
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mean, that's why she got divorced. And that divorce records --
Q No. No. Read the tweet.
A "Are representatives of the GOP. You couldn't even run your own family. Don't tell me how to run my free speech."
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A But you're not showing the -- the screenshot. It's like intentionally blurred out. I don't know why you blurred it out. But it showed a document where somebody who she had an affair with showed text messages of her having an affair, and it was well-documented. It was in text messages.
And it's the reason why she ended up getting divorced from her husband, Perry, who I know. 'Cause when -- at the time, during my campaign, they were married, and they came to my event. And it's well-known. And she's even admitted to it that they got divorced because of her marital infidelity. So --
• Right. Can you explain to me what it
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A But I don't understand why you blurred it
out. It's blurred out.
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Q Can you explain --
MR. KLAYMAN: Objection. Relevancy.
BY MS. BOLGER:
Q Can you explain to me what it means to say
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to her that "the Arby's in her pants"?
A Well, Arby's --
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MR. KLAYMAN: Objection. Relevancy.
BY MS. BOLGER:
Q Answer the question.
A Arby's sells roast beef.
Q Right. Can you tell me what -- why you were
talking about "the Arby's in her pants"?
Well, it's just a -- an expression.
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What is the expression trying to convey?
It conveys the reason why she got a divorce
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Because she had roast beef in her pants?
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saying she put Arby's in her pants?
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her pants. Yes.
MR. KLAYMAN: Objection. Relevancy.
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Q You're not making a slur about her?
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You're literally saying she put an Arby's
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sandwich in her pants; is that right?
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Yes. That's correct. That's correct.
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Why are you laughing?
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Because I just think it's so funny.
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Q What is your basis for saying she put Arby's
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in her pants?
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A I just think it's so funny. I just think
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it's so funny.
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Q What is your basis for saying she put Arby's
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in her pants?
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A She carries roast beef in her pockets.
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MR. KLAYMAN: Objection. Relevancy.
Harassment.
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THE WITNESS: Because I know she likes
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Arby's in her pants?
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A Because I know she likes to eat at Arby's.
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Q And she likes to put it in her pants; you
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know that?
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She puts Arby's in her pants?
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Yeah. She does.
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sandwiches. I'm talking about Arby's. I would -- I'm
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a very direct person. If I was making a derogatory
comment, I would have said it.
I just think it's so funny because I -- I feel like you would understand it if you actually hadn't blurred the photo, but it's blurred.
Q We didn't blur a photo. There may be have been some kind of copy editor, but we'll get you a better copy of it, if that's right.
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Early Cave Drawings Reveal Putting Dicks on Stuff Always Been Hilarious thehardtimes.net/culture/earl...
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Early Cave Drawings Reveal Putting Dicks on Stuff Always Been Hilarious
Recent discoveries of primitive drawings left on cave walls confirmed that drawing penises on literally anything has been funny since the dawn of man.
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Hugh JoLady @keepinitrealkat.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
"Over the next ten years, the trade deals will actually cost the US an estimated $7.26 trillion. That’s kind of the opposite of “new money coming in.” And that, my dear reader, is why you don’t let people who don’t understand how math works run the economy."
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
We are defunding their health care, right?
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Jim Ray @jimray.net · 21/07/2025
When I point out this sounds like the dumbest AI apocalypse — execs writing 3 bullet points for the AI to turn into a company wide email that workers then use AI to summarize into 3 bullet points — folks get quiet.
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#TeslaTakedown LA @teslatakedownla.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Dashcam from “full self-driving” Tesla shows crash resulting in death, life-altering injuries for those NOT driving the Tesla. How our politicians can continue allowing this scam software on public roads is beyond me. Get it off our streets! www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article... #BoycottTesla
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Seth Klamann @sethklamann.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
The Trump appointee-turned-consultant who last week asked Republican clerks for election access had previously offered to get counties removed from Trump’s “sanctuary jurisdiction list” — if the counties agreed to pay him a “one-time low payment.” www.denverpost.com/2025/07/18/c...
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For a ‘low payment,’ consultant offered to get Colorado counties off Trump’s list of sanctuary jurisdictions
“When I received this email, I was floored. … I saw it as the single most corrupt shakedown attempt that I’ve ever experienced, personally, in Colorado politics,” a Jeffco c…
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Organization for Accessible Journalism @accessiblejournalism.org · 14/07/2025
EAPM is a nonprofit out to make journalism more accessible. Apparently it's "progressive" to be into things like accessibility for and inclusion of disabled people. Who knew? (We closed down our twitter account a few months ago. No big deal because we never found our place there anyway.)
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Anthony Breznican @brezwrites.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
The right-wing backlash against #Superman this week got me thinking: Has this happened before? That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators. My how times change ...
A 1940 newspaper clip from the Springfield Leader and Press, declaring: Superman Poisoning American Children, Irate Nazis cClaim.""Superman Arouses Teutonic Anger" reads the headline in the Amarillo Daily News"
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Noem is incompetent, lying, and over budget by $1B. She is funding ICE with FEMA $, while abandoning citizens in distress. She is not cost cutting, she's over spending. She prefers terror over disaster response. Texans can get fucked so long as she can fight a race war.
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Alice Campos @ok-sure.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Oldie but goody, our dear friend Woody
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Woody Guthrie~ All You Fascists Bound To Lose
YouTube video by UnAmericanBandstand
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Phil is frekin legend! Crazy thread
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 11/07/2025
Lavrov went from Rubio to North Korea.
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 05/07/2025
And this is why I'm trying to reach out to US PolSci academia. We've learned to deal with such stuff. Putin's been like this for years, and he also believes that laws don't apply to him. He lives by 'Ponyatiya' instead. Here's my Foreign Policy article on this. foreignpolicy.com/2023/05/16/r...
foreignpolicy.com
Russia’s Convict-Soldiers Have Their Own Brutal Rules
The recruitment of prisoners via the Wagner Group has boosted manpower but cost morale.
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Wilhelmus Janus @wilhelmusjanus.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Side-note: A search on that keyword 'Ponyatiya' led me to another brilliant article, by Michael Idov, New York Mag, on the general Russian culture of cynical distrust of government, predicting the same for USA, notably 6 years prior to your article (2023), DJT-1 era: nymag.com/intelligence... #1/4
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Lessons From Putin’s Russia for Living in Trump’s America
Once you lose faith in one institution, you start to lose faith in them all.
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Elise Wang @elisewang.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Reflection of the state of centralized media that the only reliable source we have for neighborhood-specific, timely reporting of ICE raids in LA is an outlet that used to be mostly a food account.
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L.A. TACO @lataco.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Our commitment to one another and compassion may be the biggest weapon we've got against the fear L.A. is being targeted with. We've gotten dozens of questions about how you can help, including where to volunteer. We heard you, and we answered. lataco.com/los-angeles-...
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Now admitting the whole weather service DOGE purge was a mistake apparently www.govexec.com/workforce/20...
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Trump's pick to lead NOAA pledges to restaff weather service
Nominee says he would work to undo the workforce cuts from the last few months, though the process could take time.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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Senator Sheldon Whitehouse @whitehouse.senate.gov · 09/07/2025
What's up with Justice Jackson? She started making her mark and speaking out early, and some of her dissents are so pointed Kagan and Sotomayor don’t even join them. The far right is out for her, and even Republican justices are getting snarky. So what's up? Here’s my take 🧵
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Secrets and Laws @secretsandlaws.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
There are some Democratic Senators trying to do the right thing for future generations, even if the media won't cover it. You should reward them.
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Kevin Rothrock @kevinrothrock.me · 09/07/2025
In addition to going full MechaHitler yesterday, Grok was also offering targeting advice for bombing Ukraine’s oil refineries. x.com/grok/status/...
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 08/07/2025
whenever i see grok screenshots i remember how it's running on methane-gas generators in a black neighborhood in memphis www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
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'How come I can’t breathe?': Musk's data company draws a backlash in Memphis
The company’s turbines — enough to power 280,000 homes — run without emission controls in an area that leads Tennessee in asthma hospitalizations.
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Aram Shabanian @aramshabanian.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
You can tell feds lack a sense of humor because they didn't make the DEA's callsign "coke"
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
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