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Byron P. Dye 🔻

@byronpdye.com
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I live in a barn. Gardener and groundskeeper--the obvious murder suspect. Garden variety homo. I post plant stuff, cats, your dinner, the funnier. Peace to you human My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h52nyfiwl2…

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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 09/10/2026
Proof of derp
Derper in blue denim overalls, a deep red long sleeve shirt, black beanie. White guy with salt n pepper beard smirks at the camera.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 21/08/2026
Shadow waggin that dussy on every doggie calling card
black lab squatting, urinating on green grass by a path
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 13/08/2026
I am, sorry about the power line.
edge of a verdant forest glade. a field lies in front
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 11/08/2026
Invite's coming in now. 🔥
Star Wars Probe Droid figurine on white background
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 09/08/2026
my religion
fudgy brownies from an all edges pan in now that's what I call music font
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 02/08/2026
it's going to be ok buddy
tiger cat and tuxedo cat cuddle in old-timey chair, tabby has face in tuxedos chest. Tuxedos eyes are open.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 02/08/2026
nope
framed picture on an unfinished wall a random board sits down to the left, rain gear in green hamgs to the left. there are wood chips spread at the base
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 02/08/2026
got a free art from said party. it's called Anachronism and it spoke to me. By Morgan J.
an art piece in a pointalist style in blues and black. a silhouette of a male figure stands behind an apparent window pane with foliage shadow overlaying the view into a space where the man stands in a doorway inside, behind him in a room is a box with a glowing screen on a table.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 26/07/2026
program, sorry no alt 2 min warn
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 26/07/2026
at a concert
Orchestra preparing to play in high school auditorium
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 25/07/2026
How it feels to follow me (probably)
Ancient imagery depicting the Format Wars from Regular Show: Format Wars II. Four burly obsolete media formats seen as men in gray costumes with dark helmets and mantles showing their format to the left. To the right are four confounded disco dudes in mustache and shades in a realm of fire, each one holding his head presumably in pain of having to buy the same title multiple times over during their lives. The principal cast stand beyond, above and in the middle, in silhouette. Mordecai, in the center, holds a disc with a hole in it over his head in triumph maybe as rays emit from the disc.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 24/07/2026
If you see this, quote with a pic of you in glasses. yup
some hayseed fool sitting in car. bearded white guy in overalls
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 22/07/2026
new friend, Razz
black yellow green and white bird looks at self on my phone while sitting on some git
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 17/07/2026
yeeeeeaah, goan have me a semi-solid
small red romaine and green romaine plants in a bed
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 17/07/2026
turkey baby
turkey hen and chick in overgrown field in shade. Sunlight lights the field in top of the frame breaking over the ridge behind camera.turkey hen and chick in clover and grasses. the hen is fluffed, they are grazing
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 16/07/2026
feels disrespectful tbh 😕
Family Size Needs Candy Gummy Clusters, tangy & crunchy outside/sweet & gummy inside, very berry, naturally and artificially flavored, Net Wt 18.5 oz (1.2 lb) 524g. Blue and yellow themed bag.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 15/07/2026
Just one
Green fishing boat at the docks named Shenanegan
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 14/07/2026
NASCAR Logo and typestyle on black background stating the next voyage, Star Trek: Athleisure
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 21/06/2026
let's get to work
a butt rigging with chain on gravel with wood chips and a sign that states “butt rigging”
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 17/06/2026
this was a pretty good dinner, something was off, anyway the steak was good.
a steak dinner on a white plate. a vegetable medley and baked potato complement. in between two drinks in pint glasses sits a salt shaker with half lidded eyes looking at the plate
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 17/06/2026
have some pride
man with beard wearing a blue open hoodie with white pulls over a tie dye shirt in rainbow colors in an X pattern, a rainbow tutu over tan cargo shorts, and work boots with white socks. The background is a thrift shop with sundries.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 16/06/2026
best buddy's culottes
freaky dude in culottes in a red and yellow plaid and a black Ministry shirt with A Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Taste imagery
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 14/06/2026
feeling lil disney rn
Two California tortoiseshell butterflies on a guy's legs and feet in cargo shorts and flip flops.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 14/06/2026
hmm
California  tortoiseshell butterfly on leg in cargo shorts.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 14/06/2026
something is happening
California tortoiseshell butterfly on some olive drab cargo shorts on a marron cushion, over wood chips. Ameribelly in the bottom right.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 14/06/2026
fren
California tortishell butterfly on a fist in full sun.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 05/06/2026
toy story logo saying Solid Gold Dancers
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 04/06/2026
pure doggy joy is up
black lab running in surf on sandy beach with stick in its mouth
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 04/06/2026
this is probably fine
traffic cone lying in murky water
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 02/06/2026
Evening Shadow who's had so many rides, she's all tired
Black lab dog in prone on asphalt. the sun shines. there is a crack running across the pavement.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 31/05/2026
Shadow in full sun
A black lab lays on a patch of nearly perfect grass on a sunny day
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 30/05/2026
there's my puddin' an' pie
black lab in vehicle looking at camera.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 30/05/2026
Shadow doggy at the beach
black lab sniffs the tan sandy beach
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 30/05/2026
but not at me. I got a faceful of kisses too
dog face over my hand. dog's mouth barely touching it.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 30/05/2026
She's still mad dad left her.
Black lab ignoring me out the window. She has a red patterned collar and the vehicle is stopped.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 29/05/2026
This is Shadow and we're going to be good friends.
A black lab lays on an asphalt driveway.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 24/05/2026
this one? ☕
A sweeping treeline of douglas firs under a blue sky with wispy clouds.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 23/05/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation Episode card for, We Talk on the bridge we talk on the lifts, we talk in the conference room, we talk in sick bay, we talk in all the quarters, we talk in the Captain's ready room, we talk on the planet below, we talk in the buildings of the cities of the planet below. We talk in the...
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 23/05/2026
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 23/05/2026
Deep Space Nine title card for episode, "Lather, Rinse, Repeat, then shove that bottle straight up your keister
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 22/05/2026
I do two yards adjoining on different days. This is Gypsy watching me work at the neighbor's
A fluffy tan and white dog sits looking intently through a fence seen from the back. A forested arealies beyond. A green lawn lies in the foreground.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 19/05/2026
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
Mercury Cougar 1968 hovercar in gold with Landau roof in black vinyl. It hovers ready over a gravel road in a rural place with fields around.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 19/05/2026
some light reading
Close up of old blistered book cover in ecru. Śrīmad Bhāgavata Mahāpurāṇa is the title.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 18/05/2026
Waited on the jetty for quite a while. Guess Poseidon is feeding the Kraken Sheba these days or I'm just too tough and stringy. Certainly not virginal.
Beach, dunes and bluffs topped with stunted douglas firs under a blue and fluffy cloud sky, an expanse of tan beach in the foreground and rocky jetty in distance to the right.A black rocky jetty in the foreground under a calm expanse of Coos Bay on the left, with a wooded ridge in the distance, over and to the left of the jetty, is are tall bluffs and cliffs with douglas firs atop. The sky is blue and fluffy clouded.The Charleston Oregon fishing fleet. A line of crab boats and trawlers make lines on the left and right into the distance. The sky is blue a fluffy clouded. A wooded ridge is visible in the distance and the water is a nice aqua (get it?).A large mass of black rocks dominates the foreground as a splash crests the jetty. A slice of the bay lies to the right, calm and aqua. The other jetty lies in the far distance. The sky is blue with wispy clouds near the horizon.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 18/05/2026
beach time. proof of derpdiddlydoo neighbor
blue sky, green white capped waves, tan beach and some moldy road jerky or something mopping up the scenery.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 17/05/2026
people just leave their used sex toys lying around smdh
pile of kelp on a sandy beach on a sunny day
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 16/05/2026
Nice plant. Here's a wild one, they grow natively here in Ore. The flowers here are not open yet.
Wild bleeding heart. Little more purple, gathered and smaller than the domestic varieties.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 10/05/2026
Venera landers. Let's go to Venus!
Bright yellow sky over a shale rock surface. In the foreground is a Venera lander.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 09/05/2026
Neighbor always remembers my birthday. This was an exquisite treat.
Dome of chocolate, a chocolate medallion with a round bezel sits on top of a shiny dome of chocolate with what seems like a light ganache interior with chocolate panels around the base and two-tone shavings on top.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com · 06/05/2026
B. J. and the Bear in masters of the universe font. Best show ever. had a chimp in it, and big trucks and stuff
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