Reposted by bsdxFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026BOSS: it has come to my attention that one of you is a cannibal BILL: oh no AMY: oh no JOE: ME: *sipping a cup of joe* oh no 422360
Reposted by bsdxAndy Richter @andyrichter.co · 07/10/2026Parenting pro tip: buy your child a whoopie cushion 2129913
Reposted by bsdxHigh Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 04/10/2026no, she’s the wolf from a 4th or 5th century mosaic depicting the founding of Rome 404797665
Reposted by bsdxdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 03/10/2026self affirmations are going to come back as soon as AI victims realize it's like giving a prompt to yourself. you are a skilled person who brings value to those around you. you are cherished by your friends and family. you give your love freely and receive it in bounty. do not use em dashes. 216318
Reposted by bsdx𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗯 @meson.ninja · 03/10/2026it's all fun and games until something invokes oomkiller 241
Reposted by bsdxThe Golden Ratio @thegoldenratio4.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Would you like a one (1) minute break to watch 3 dogs drinking some water? Here you go! And maybe go hydrate yourself when this is done and treat yourself to a nice mid-day reset? 518416
Reposted by bsdxRob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/09/2026one of the greatest joys of life is pressing buttons and clicking your mouse and seeing things happen on your computer screen 1036255
Reposted by bsdxEricLaw 🎻 @ericlawrence.com · 18/09/2026github.com/ericlaw1979/... Clearinet is intended to be a drop-in replacement for the Fiddler Web Debugger which Progress/Telerik took away from the community. A huge amount of work to come, but I'm optimistic that Coding Agents + the Community will bring this to fruition.github.comGitHub - ericlaw1979/Clearinet: https://clearinet.apphttps://clearinet.app. Contribute to ericlaw1979/Clearinet development by creating an account on GitHub. 2105
Reposted by bsdxnico @n.gotosocial.tourmentine.com.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026[lien] Sylve: FreeBSD bhyve Virtualization with Ansible Automation | gyptazy #ansible #chroot #gik #bsd #vmgyptazy.comSylve: FreeBSD bhyve Virtualization with Ansible AutomationLearn how Sylve combines FreeBSD, bhyve, Jails and ZFS with Ansible automation to manage virtual machines and Jails through a modern REST API. 012
Reposted by bsdxdan mentos @danmentos.com · 16/09/2026I called in sick at the skateboarding factory and they gave me a promotion 1869
Reposted by bsdxYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/09/2026old age comes at you pretty fast when you find yourself shopping the weekly grocery ads and getting excited about the ibuprofen promos 10758
Reposted by bsdxBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Hey, y'all, where do dogs hate shopping? .. At the flea market! 922718
Reposted by bsdxCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I've been overweight most of my life so I've had to learn to roll with the paunches. 16128
Reposted by bsdxdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i touched an electric fence in the process of taking this photo but i think it was worth it 145438
Reposted by bsdxCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Solomon walks into a bar with a baby and the bartender says "What'll ya halve?" 01911
Reposted by bsdxYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 08/09/2026me: one pill please pill bottle: 37 me: no just one please pill bottle: 37 me: please only one pi- pill bottle: SILICA PACKET 121141221
Reposted by bsdxChristina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 21/04/2025*18th century* Passenger: 3 days travel. A pity there is no music to make the journey more pleasant. Carriage driver: Ah! *pointing to string quartet in back* Not to worry, I just installed Stradivarius XM. 29718
Reposted by bsdxStar Tribune Going Out @stribgoingout.startribune.com · 03/09/2026Threading the 2026 MN State Fair 4-H Llama and Alpaca costume contest contestants here because you deserve it 😇 625685
Reposted by bsdxKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Students who nod and smile during lecture when we try to make a point? Heroes 872464163
Reposted by bsdxJax @boganella.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I don't think she could be any cuter if she tried ❤️ love this girl so much, she makes every day brighter. ❤️ 131227
Reposted by bsdxThe Golden Ratio @thegoldenratio4.bsky.social · 15/08/2026YOU GUYS IT'S WAFFLE TIME 🧇 831633
Reposted by bsdxUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14/08/2026David Attenborough [whispering]: “The dual-finned Canadian land shark surfaces briefly, scouting the area for signs of potential prey.” 13522121
Reposted by bsdxHigh Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 11/08/2026dogs deserve fries 3675944
Reposted by bsdxU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 10/08/2026It's a great day to check your food processor blades! 213224
bsdx @bsdx.bsky.social · 08/08/2026life hack: if I reboot my watch, it congratulates me again on 10,000 steps 000
Reposted by bsdxIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 31/07/2026So uhh I have multiple pairs of these USB rechargeable hand warmers that just got recalled for fire and burn hazards that killed someone and some of you might toocpsc.govOCOOPA Direct Recalls 1.5 Million Rechargeable Hand Warmers Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Fire and Burn Hazards; One Death Reported; Imported by Shenzhen Street Cat TechnologyConsumers should stop using the recalled hand warmers immediately and contact OCOOPA Direct for a full refund in the form of an OCOOPA gift card or the original form of payment. Consumers will be aske... 1712680
Reposted by bsdxNew-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b 7678542571
Reposted by bsdxWikipedia Picture of the Day @wiki-potd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The burrowing owl (Athene cunicularia) is a small, long-legged owl in the family Strigidae. 1428
Reposted by bsdxThe Floppy Guy 🌈💾 @floppyguy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026wakka wakka #pacman #floppydiskart #floppydisk 1347
Reposted by bsdxdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/07/2026sometimes my phone screen is too dim so i'll take a minute to hold him up to a lamp to inspire him. when i turn him back around his screen is once more bright and cheerful. who else can we hold to the light in this way. who else needs to remember how good they can be 024832
Reposted by bsdxCatalin Cimpanu @campuscodi.risky.biz · 26/07/2026XCharge EV charging stations can be hacked via the charging port because the connector apparently runs SSH with root/root as the default creds www.saiflow.com/blog/the-hid...saiflow.comThe Hidden CCS2 Attack Surface on EV ChargersThe EV charging industry has well-established security standards. OCPP provides clear guidelines for securing the communication channel between EV Chargers and the Charging Station Management System. ... 86528
Reposted by bsdxmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Homer's Odyssey Raking in Some Serious "D'oh" at the Box Office 234734
Reposted by bsdxBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Doomscrolling is out. Bloomscrolling is in. 1225213636
Reposted by bsdxRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 22/07/2026why don't combadges use ssl 313314
Reposted by bsdxKalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 11/04/2025I put a little dab of ketchup on every spider I see in case that’s the one I eat in the middle of the night. 211381312
Reposted by bsdxPatrick Brosset @patrickbrosset.com · 16/07/2026A new level of mind-blowing just dropped: css-dos.ahmedamer.co.uk Run MSDOS in the browser, 100% in CSS! There's a bit of compiler magic so it doesn't take 3 months to load, but there's an option to load the raw CSS instead if you want, which does crash the tab 😁 1348
Reposted by bsdxScott Hanselman 🌮 @scott.hanselman.com · 16/07/2026Microsoft Comic Chat is now open source! The IRC client that turned conversations into comic panels with illustrated characters, speech bubbles, and expressions — and introduced the world to Comic Sans. opensource.microsoft.com/blog/2026/07... 55720
Reposted by bsdxKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 16/07/2026Like most people, I always thought it would be neat if we had a more exciting food supplychowhound.comPillsbury Recalls More Than 700,000 Rolls Due To Glass Contamination – Here's What You Need To Know - ChowhoundBehemoth baking brand Pillsbury has issued a massive recall of some of its bread rolls and we've gathered all the information needed to keep yourself safe. 621728547
Reposted by bsdxlos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Linux guys get all the tea from the grep vine 84816
Reposted by bsdxrue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 12/07/2026protip if you upload a pdf to google drive it will auto generate a summary for you which if you're uploading an original work of fiction you've recently poured your guts into will feel like a clutch of spider eggs have hatched from your computer screen 234038
Reposted by bsdxmankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 10/07/2026imagine dog stickers. dog stickers you can buy fangcrush.storenvy.com 420854
Reposted by bsdxBrett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 08/07/2026WAIT FOR IT WAIT. FOR. IT! 🪶 🐣 18192312238
Reposted by bsdxCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Mocking my colleague's notification sounds with a whiny voice until he turns them off 05718