Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Why do we keep letting people with no hobbies be in charge of everything? 010
Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 20/12/2025"Why did you and your ex break up?" is the "Why did you leave your last job?" of first date questions. 010
Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 20/08/2025It's been a while since he died, but... Did Prince always wear glasses? 031
Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 24/05/2025My little best friend passed away today. She was a better friend than I could ever have deserved. This post isn't for attention, or sympathy; it's just a tribute to the best little soul I'll probably ever know. If this makes its way into your feed, I hope she helps make your day a little better. 21232
Reposted by BrettMicah @rincewind.run · 23/05/2025I grew up in Massachusetts it is truly, deeply offensive to me that I apparently have to spend this entire administration rooting for fucking Harvard University 2261827
Reposted by BrettThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 23/05/2025I’m not clicking that shit (99% of the links I see) 715225
Reposted by BrettPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 22/05/2025The thing that is particularly grating is how overtly stupid so much of this is. Just obviously dumb and uninformed but presented as wise and crafty. Like an annoying kid trying to weasel you out of five bucks. 1051552
Reposted by BrettM̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 22/05/2025You can't scare me with your "If you thought today was Friday, gutted!" skeets. I thought it was Friday on Tuesday. 1287
Reposted by Brett⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️🎮 @purestinnosense.blacksky.app · 22/05/2025I just be talking about the stuff that’s happened in my life or the interesting people i know, but like i don’t really think about how crazy some of the stuff they’ve done is.. and, I’ve been surrounded by a lot of crazy in my life, so it’s always interesting to see other people’s reactions 131
Reposted by Brett🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/05/2025the map says dragons be here but the dragons were *points to your heart* in here all along 611247
Reposted by Brettdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 22/05/2025It is probably illegal and certainly very rude to think poorly of me in any way 29213
Reposted by Brett𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 22/05/2025One man’s trash is another man’s garbage. Because that’s how synonyms work. 7332112
Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 22/05/2025If you're looking for the most Boston experience you could possibly have, go to a Massachusetts barber shop. They've got • Celtics jerseys • Red Sox hats • Patriots everything • More dropped R's than a tipped over pirate ship • Grown adults calling other adults "kid" • Other wicked cool things 020
Reposted by BrettNot JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 20/05/2025My skeets aren’t well liked because I’m not in any group chats and I don’t have any internet friends or real life ones or good skeets 1322275
Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 20/05/2025I enjoy foods that make my mouth hurt, like salt and vinegar potato chips, and pineapple. I guess that makes me a mastichist. 032
Reposted by BrettJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 19/05/2025The very best thing about moving is being able to be like "please excuse the mess we're still getting settled" for the next 7-10 years 1235123
Reposted by Brettdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 19/05/2025we are not the gestapo is not something one expects to start the week with 511814128
Reposted by BrettPaul Bierman @paul-bierman.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Monday. Strong coffee. Nice flowers and standing up for science 🧪 229155492134
Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 19/05/2025I'm tired of talking about politics, I think I might just criticize them for who they are as people for a little while. 011
Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 19/05/2025I couldn’t tell if this was someone's trash, or an avant-garde art installation, so I took a couple of pictures and moved on. 051
Reposted by BrettSam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 18/05/2025On Bluesky, sometimes SW stands for sex work but other times SW stands for Star Wars. Tread carefully, adventurer 391826186
Reposted by BrettGabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 15/05/2025You know what? Buy yourself those books you want. You deserve it. 701463203
Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 15/05/2025I don't think I'm off base in believing that this man could not find his own asshole with both hands and a proctologist's undivided attention. 120
Reposted by BrettVitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Why does RFK Jr always look like his entire face is gonna pop 3161
Reposted by BrettSam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 14/05/2025Joke’s on them, I never stopped calling it hbo 1362
Reposted by Brettceej @ceej.online · 13/05/2025“I asked ChatGPT to help me write this.” I know. I could tell. I can always tell 352859300
Reposted by Brettbeccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 13/05/2025i hope saudi arabia breaks out the orb for old times sake 2959253
Reposted by BrettGabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 14/05/2025I see you there, putting in the work. Keep at it. Write that thing. Paint it. Sculpt it. Compose it. Photograph it. Play it. Record it. Choreograph it. Draw it. Cook it. Knit it. Whatever. Keep making art. 642221444
Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 14/05/2025When the time comes, I'd like to think that my last words will be something memorable and inciteful about the human condition, but I know in reality they'll probably be something nerdy and unhelpful, like, "The plural of Lego is actually just 'Lego'." 011
Reposted by BrettIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Steve wakes up and chooses violence. 1226045442
Reposted by BrettAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/05/2025New in PN: The new pope is latest sign that the world rejects Trumpism "Neither Pope Leo nor Mark Carney nor anyone else can save the US from what its own voters have done to it. But we all live in the same world, and any pushback against Trump is helpful and hopeful."publicnotice.coThe new pope is latest sign that the world rejects TrumpismFrom Vatican City to Canada, Trump increasingly represents everything people of goodwill oppose. 9754731073
Reposted by Brett𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 12/05/2025Before the internet, some kid on the school bus told me that if you swallowed gum it stayed in your stomach for seven years and I carried that fear around like a cursed secret until I googled it this morning. 3230019
Reposted by BrettIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 12/05/2025World's Stupidest Man Pauses World's Stupidest Plan, World's Stupidest People Celebrate 411752412
Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 12/05/2025It's less than a week into having an American Pope and I have to learn what Malört is just to understand 25% of the jokes in my feed. 051
Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I don't know what you all are talking about, I love the discovery tab. 020
Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Shook a couple of people's hands at an event earlier and then rubbed my eye without washing my hands, so it's been nice knowing everyone. 083
Reposted by BrettPolite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 10/05/20251) USPS did not lose $3.3b. It provided a service that cost $3.3b. *The Pentagon* loses you money, however, every time it accidentally yeets a fighter jet off the deck of a carrier 108140254441
Reposted by BrettKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Your daily reminder that the U.S. Postal SERVICE is a service that is designed to benefit taxpayers and not a business that should be expected to turn a profit. 267129033184
Reposted by BrettJennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2025in the future you'll be able to run doomscrolling on anything 0114
Reposted by BrettRoxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 09/05/2025A FedEx board member will now be running the USPS. That’s going to entirely predictable places. 422166419
Reposted by BrettThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 09/05/2025There’s someone out there who still thinks of you bc you were kind to them 1013720
Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 09/05/2025💭&🙏 to all the Pizzaballa fans out there. If it makes you feel any better, we can still make food related Pope jokes, they just have to be Chicago-style. 010
Reposted by BrettLuis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Lapsed Catholics, this is our time. 2353
