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@brettryan.bsky.social
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Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Come stay at the Sandcrawler, by Hilton.
A picture of the Hilton Garden Inn Innsbruck Trivoli, a tall gray building, with a rhombus-like shape, similar to that of a Jawa sandcrawler, from Star Wars.
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Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
It's been a while since he died, but... Did Prince always wear glasses?
Picture of a car console screen, showing a radio station with a portrait of the artist currently playing - Prince. The portrait is a Korean man with shaggy hair and glasses.
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Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
There's only alt text on the first picture, but all pictures are some variation of my dog. She was a confident, stoic, black and tan Miniature Pinscher. She loved food, naps, her family, field trips to the lake, and was generally unphased by most things. She was a good dog, and a great friend.
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Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
My little best friend passed away today. She was a better friend than I could ever have deserved. This post isn't for attention, or sympathy; it's just a tribute to the best little soul I'll probably ever know. If this makes its way into your feed, I hope she helps make your day a little better.
This is my friend when she was just a puppy. She is a black and tan Miniature Pinscher, and when she was this little, she was so small that she could sleep rolled up in the hem of my t-shirt.

All the rest of the pictures, and the pictures after, are some variation of her, sometimes in a costume, or hoodie, sometimes sleeping, or just being.

She was loved.
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Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I couldn’t tell if this was someone's trash, or an avant-garde art installation, so I took a couple of pictures and moved on.
A Crumpled up Starburst wrapper (cherry), coffee cup lying on its side, wadded up napkin, and an apparently untouched apple artfully arranged together, with a small pool of coffee formed under the napkin and bottom of the cup, on the backdrop of a gray folding table. A tiny green rubber duck looks on serenely in the background. A Crumpled up Starburst wrapper (cherry), coffee cup lying on its side, wadded up napkin, and an apparently untouched apple artfully arranged together, with a small pool of coffee formed under the napkin and bottom of the cup, on the backdrop of a gray folding table.
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Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I don't know what you all are talking about, I love the discovery tab.
Two consecutive Bluesky posts.

The first, by radiator9987.bsky.social reads: "That time in 96 at Deer Creek in the campground we smelled the best pancakes, went over to grab some and when we walk up the guy is buck naked with a bush and the sausage a little too close to the griddle"

The second, by minakimes.bsky.social reads: "Felt this should enter the public domain for meme usage" followed by a picture of her shocked looking dog.
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Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Border collie wearing a black hood and dog shoes, holding a red lightsaber in his mouth, by the hilt.Border collie wearing a black hood and dog shoes, holding a red lightsaber in his mouth, by the hilt.
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Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Only a Sith deals in awwwbsolutes.
Border collie wearing a black hood and dog shoes, holding a red lightsaber in his mouth, by the hilt.Border collie wearing a black hood and dog shoes, holding a red lightsaber in his mouth, by the hilt.
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Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
These popcorn buckets are getting out of hand.
Convention display for DUNE Awakening, featuring a large sandworm.
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Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I think this administration needs to stop letting droids compose their tweets. ...Or at least use one that knows about capitalization, lightsaber colors, and the definition of "empire."
Propaganda Tweet from the official White House account: 

Happy May 4th to all, including the Radical Left Lunaticswho are fighting so hard to bring Sith Lords, Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners , & well known MS-13  Gang Members, back in our Galaxy. You're not the Rebellion-- You're the Empire.

May the 4th be with you.
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Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Pretty much the same picture.
Michelangelo's "Creation of Adam" from the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.
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Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
May the 4th be with you.
A picture of Daffy Duck dressed in robes, holding a red Sith lightsaber, by t3nk3n115 on DeviantArt.
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Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
The store must have been selling a mix of old and new stock when I bought my moving boxes, because the side printing is different on one, and only one, of them. It has an extra check box for "A load of bricks". What did I unknowingly pack it with?
Two stacks of "large" sized packing boxes with a mostly identical list of potential content options printed checklist-style on the side. The list reads

○ FRAGILE
○ Bedroom
○ Family Room
○ Dining Room
○ Kitchen
○ Bath
○ Basement
○ Attic
○ Laundry
○ Garage

The top right box has the final option of

○ A load of BricksThe contents of the top right box:

A load of bricks...

Lego bricks. 

Several boxed sets, including Bowser, the Lego question mark block, and the N.E.S system.
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Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Look, I'm not saying don't market to me. I'm saying market to me *right*.
Old Spice body/face wash two-pack with Man of Tomorrow (Superman) and Dark Knight (Batman) shower gels. The label art features Jim Lee-esque illustrations of Superman and Batman overlayed on top of brightly colored backgrounds.
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Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Uh, not to be a pedant, but they're called exoskeletons, ackshuwally. 🙄
A picture of a car with a vanity license plate that reads ANT SHEL.
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Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Okay, first, do we not think that some things may have changed in negotiating since 1986, when the book was written? Second,
Screen shot of a Duckduckgo search being entered up to "who ghost w" and "who ghost wrote the art of the deal" being the top suggested result. Screen shot of a Duckduckgo search for "who ghost wrote the art of the deal", with the AI result that says, "Tony Schwartz is the ghostwriter of 'Trump: The Art of the Deal.' " highlighted. Screen cap of a Duckduckgo search for the actual author of The Art Of The Deal, with the name Tony Schwartz highlighted in every result. One result has the sentence "President Trump's former ghostwriter says writing 'The Art of the Deal' is the biggest regret of his life" highlighted. Another has the words "Tony Schwartz, the journalist who authored 'The Art of the Deal' highlighted. Screen cap of a Duckduckgo search for the actual author of The Art Of The Deal, with the name Tony Schwartz highlighted in every result. One result has the sentence "Tony Schwartz wrote Donald Trump's best seller 'The Art of the Deal,' published in 1986" highlighted.
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