Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Why do we keep letting people with no hobbies be in charge of everything? 010
Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 20/12/2025"Why did you and your ex break up?" is the "Why did you leave your last job?" of first date questions. 010
Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 20/08/2025It's been a while since he died, but... Did Prince always wear glasses? 031
Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 24/05/2025There's only alt text on the first picture, but all pictures are some variation of my dog. She was a confident, stoic, black and tan Miniature Pinscher. She loved food, naps, her family, field trips to the lake, and was generally unphased by most things. She was a good dog, and a great friend. 930
Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 24/05/2025My little best friend passed away today. She was a better friend than I could ever have deserved. This post isn't for attention, or sympathy; it's just a tribute to the best little soul I'll probably ever know. If this makes its way into your feed, I hope she helps make your day a little better. 21232
Reposted by BrettMicah @rincewind.run · 23/05/2025I grew up in Massachusetts it is truly, deeply offensive to me that I apparently have to spend this entire administration rooting for fucking Harvard University 2261827
Reposted by BrettThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 23/05/2025I’m not clicking that shit (99% of the links I see) 715225
Reposted by BrettPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 22/05/2025The thing that is particularly grating is how overtly stupid so much of this is. Just obviously dumb and uninformed but presented as wise and crafty. Like an annoying kid trying to weasel you out of five bucks. 1051552
Reposted by BrettM̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 22/05/2025You can't scare me with your "If you thought today was Friday, gutted!" skeets. I thought it was Friday on Tuesday. 1287
Reposted by Brett⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️🎮 @purestinnosense.blacksky.app · 22/05/2025I just be talking about the stuff that’s happened in my life or the interesting people i know, but like i don’t really think about how crazy some of the stuff they’ve done is.. and, I’ve been surrounded by a lot of crazy in my life, so it’s always interesting to see other people’s reactions 131
Reposted by Brett🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/05/2025the map says dragons be here but the dragons were *points to your heart* in here all along 611247
Reposted by Brettdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 22/05/2025It is probably illegal and certainly very rude to think poorly of me in any way 29213
Reposted by Brett𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 22/05/2025One man’s trash is another man’s garbage. Because that’s how synonyms work. 7332112
