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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman

@usps.bsky.social
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Amateur Titanic Historian, Baseball Nerd, and Simpsons quoter. I make money by giving you stuff you don't want every day. The United States Postal Service does not sanction or endorse anything I have to say about anything ever.

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 3h
Immediately after a report that basically says he allowed October 7th to happen, and four weeks before the election where he's made Israeli security his tentpole issue. Not saying just saying
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Criticizing Wallace Shawn is more antisemitic than criticizing Israel.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is just Alito announcing to the world that a 5-3 decision has already been determined in favor of his side.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Best wishes to Michael Shannon on his new career endeavor.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For reference, the average residential route gets somewhere between 0-3 certified letters per day. The generally estimated time added each day per cert is ~2 minutes. At 500ish registered voters per route, this would have added about 16 hours 40 mins per route, or 24 hours 40 mins per day.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Honestly just abolish the entire ivy league. Nothing of value with preserving. Institutions entirely dedicated to protecting the hold on power by all the world's worst people.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Imagine looking at the current political climate and saying "now more than ever, the people demand gas guzzlers"
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The median Fox News host is among the dumbest and least curious human beings alive, so I'll give this woman the benefit of the doubt that she doesn't even understand how Obamacare subsidies are paid (directly to the insurer!), but her editors absolutely do. Flat out lying to invent a story.
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.
Screenshot of BBC article: OpenAI bots (struck through) meddled with multiple US government agency sites
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There are not 100 shows in the 21st century, and especially not some of the turds on this list, better than Fargo. Utter nonsense.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Are they at least the sex crazed ones Tucker Carlson warned us about
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Breaking: Turning Point USA upset Charlie Kirk wasn't given a safe space on college campus
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Any prospective employer who talks like this is simply saying that you will have dodged a bullet by not getting hired.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"People don't want their material needs met, they want ~~vibes~~." Man, go to hell you worthless old bitch.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Man the whiplash I just experienced, going from the excitement of seeing Nicolas Cage, to the disappointment I felt in seeing David O Russell is somehow still allowed within 500 yards of a Hollywood actor.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imagine just deciding that your house's address is now an entirely different number now, not telling anyone at the city or in the post office, and then getting indignant that the mail with your new address was just returned to sender.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I mean, what else do you think it was? You think USPS is issuing secretive directives to us to throw away ballots? Read the story. The dude dumped most of his entire day's mail, he didn't single out ballots for destruction. These stories happen sometimes. They suck, but theres no grand conspiracy.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuck these worthless rat cunts. Every democrat on the planet should be dragging his ass through the mud from now to the grave.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The jokes will be immediately insufferable if this hurricane season is allowed to reach the letter Y
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know the NY post wants to do racial outrage bait about a black person "replacing" someone in the photo, but this is a university practice so old and widely mocked The Onion literally did this 26 years ago
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump Derangement Syndrome is the most fraudulent, gaslighting bullshit in political history, but Mamdani Derangement Syndrome is extremely real and belongs in the next DSM
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Everything Trump touches immediately turns to shit.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My culture is not your costume
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I won't post the bystander video for those who are squeamish, but Wilber's entry wound shows ICE was probably less than an inch from putting him in a wheelchair for life.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I hope Patrick Clancy takes every last dime from one of those true crime social media ghouls so the rest of the roaches scatter www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...
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Patrick Clancy's lawyer threatens conspiracy theorists with legal action: "There will be consequences"
Patrick Clancy, Lindsay Clancy's ex-husband, issued a scathing statement to conspiracy theorists who have been claiming he was involved in the deaths of the couple's children - "There will be conseque...
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A Commanders comeback win will be tainted by the loss of Daniels, but now even if the Cowboys hold on, it's tainted for them, too.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Was it ordained somewhere long ago that once per decade fans of Washington shall be teased with the promise of an exciting young QB, only to have it ripped from them immediately thereafter?
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wait, the holdout juror in a domestic violence trial was *himself* a domestic abuser with an active restraining order against him? How the hell did he even get on the jury? And no wonder MAGA dipshits love the guy. Dude locked in his vote on day one and sat back to wait for the grift.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mandatory "are you horny?" check ins lmao. Biggest perv administration in American history.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every GOP member of congress should immediately pivot to the "eat more veggie burgers" platform. I wanna see Nebraska go blue for the next two centuries.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We're a week away from them announcing a special committee to look into the chemicals that sometimes cause water droplets to create a rainbow
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This has gotta be 10 millionth on the list of important things happening in America right now, but might be damn near the top of the list for Trump's Messiest Bitch Who Lives for Drama moments.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can you imagine telling Walter Cronkite that he's gotta do a 10 minute sit-down with The Great Gazoo?
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Should've made the kid Irish
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wait, the highly mobile NFL quarterback is named Dart *and* Chase? Is his father Hideo Kojima?
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yes, it's outrageous, but also to be fair, on Catalina Island they'll basically try to charge you if they think you've taken more breaths of air than necessary.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The K-5 school on my route has a giant AI-generated banner advertising their fall harvest carnival. And...why? Why the hell is that not an arts and crafts project for your kindergarten or something? You punted an opportunity for creativity and fun for what? An opportunity to make the world worse?
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The thing about trying not to pick a side is that the nazis *instantly recognize* which side you picked. They immediately identify you as an ally. They know exactly what side you're on. It doesn't fool the victims, it doesn't fool the Nazis, the only people it could possibly fool is centrists.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Family of small government and personal responsibility advocate demands to know why public school didn't create a traveling safe space for their special boy podcaster abcnews.com/US/charlie-k...
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Charlie Kirk's family signals intent to sue, alleging 'stunning failures' led to on-campus assassination
The family of Charlie Kirk alleges that a "series of stunning failures and reckless decisions" by Utah Valley University led to the conservative activist's assassination.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is from the league that gladly employs wifebeaters and argues in court that black people are inherently less intelligent than white people.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is insane. You can literally hear the helicopter engine sputter and rev down. Second time I can recall a news chopper crashing live while covering a story.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Talarico helping prove the point that's already been proven a million times over: Republicans will accuse you of the thing no matter what you say or do, so you might as well do it.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kash is sorta right because every cop who has ever had sex has engaged in beastiality since someone involved was fucking a pig
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lmao suck it
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A little embarrassing for humans tbh that there's like 8 billion of us and somehow this dweeb hasn't spent 5 consecutive decades inside of a locker. Really shouldn't be that hard to at least keep his head in a toilet.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Do "pro-life" peilke think the baby is old enough to drink now?
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The NFL is cooked for myriad reasons, but climbing the list has gotta be "underthrown deep ball PI."
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If not doing a thing can cost you an election, then you need to do the fuckin thing if you want to win the election
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
GOP doing cancel culture smh
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