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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
done and done Kelly I HAVE SPOKEN
ko-fi screenshot:

You supported Kelly!

born miserable just now

"here you go Kelly, hope this helps you and Mr. Kelly out too I HAVE SPOKEN"
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
oops, guess it worked, goal is met I HAVE SPOKEN
a PayPal screenshot:

You've sent [amount of $ redacted] to brian nicholson.

We'll let brian nicholson know you sent it.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
now do the president
a screenshot of an article that reads:

Palm Beach County Clerk of Court Michael Caruso arrested on child sex abuse charges

Caruso, 67, faces charges of kidnapping, lewd or lascivious molestation, lewd or lascivious exhibition, luring or enticing a child and child abuse causing mental injury.

Photo by: WPTV

Photo is of Michael Caruso, an old white cis Republican male and child molester because it’s a single circle really when it comes to Venn diagrams of Republicans and pedophiles
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
somehow this… this is actually accurate
a screenshot of Neo Geo’s Samurai Shodown V: Amakusa’s Revenge depicting Charlotte (white female with short blonde hair, metal armor, and a fencing sword) and Sogestu Kazama (Japanese male with black hair, white pants, white vest and a green sash).  Sogetsu says “WELL, I REALLY DON’T FEEL LIKE LOSING TO A DWEEB LIKE YOUR PATHETIC SELF” before a battle.  they are standing in the middle of broken wooden planks with a Japanese house behind them.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
welp, meat really is murder
a screenshot of a Ledger-Enquirer article headline:

30,000 pounds of beef recalled in nationwide meat alert. What Georgians should know

Sundi Rose

Thu, August 13, 2026 at 10:14 AM PDT • 3 min read
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the one thing that really caught my eye BECAUSE AI MADE HIS HEAD SO TINY
AI generated douchebag and genocidal mass murderer pedophile ass apartheid era South African Elon Musk with a tiny ass head wearing huge ass armor holding a rose in a field with a red moon behind him like a fucking incel ass bitch
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
nice, nice, loser
a cropped screenshot that reads “69 likes”
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
post you from a different era in your life
a photo of me as a toddler (Asian male with black hair and a light blue shirt with a cartoon cat and diapers) having my neck hugged by another toddler named Amber (white girl with short blonde hair in a white shirt and diapers).  we are sitting on a brown striped couch.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
oh good, impersonator accounts are on Bluesky now to try and get me, I see (in this case, someone claiming to be @hollowverses.bsky.social)
a dumb fuck account trying to impersonate @hollowverses.bsky.social with @hollow-verses.bsky.social using her profile picture and trying to con me out of money.  reporting as misleading and impersonation of someone else to Bluesky moderation services
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
done and done; you are set and hope more people contribute what they can to help - all the best to you and those you’re helping in addition - please thank @nicholehiltz.bsky.social for sharing this so I could see it I HAVE SPOKEN
PayPal screenshot:

You sent [amount of $ redacted] to Razorgrrl Records

"here you go, may more people contribute and be well and stay safe and be kind to yourself too I HAVE SPOKEN" 

We'll let Razorgrrl Records know you sent it.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
sorry Lauren, but here goes nothing for @acab4cutie.top I HAVE SPOKEN
Amazon screenshot:

Order placed, thanks!
Confirmation will be sent to your email.
Shipping to Grace, Gift Registry Address, PHOENIX, AZ, (Full address hidden for privacy)
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
hey Marla, thank @prettyvulgar.bsky.social for sharing this into my timeline; you should be all set for each of these, take care and get well soon I HAVE SPOKEN
PayPal screenshot:

You've sent [amount of $ redacted] to Marla Smith.

We'll let Marla Smith know you sent it.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
oh, not deleted so much as his account was suspended; the Bluesky mods did something right for once
when you click for racist ass bitch @walshfreedom.bsky.social, you get this page - showing “Not Found” and “Account has been suspended”
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
[Jeopardy! theme plays ad infinitum]
a Photoshop of a Jeopardy! answer board that reads (with blue background): CIS WHITE MALE AND CURRENT "JEOPARDY" HOST WHO LIKES TO COSPLAY AS A TRANS ALLY WHILE HE OPENLY THROWS TRANS PEOPLE UNDER THE BUS AND INSTEAD OF APOLOGIZING FOR DOING SO, MAKES HIMSELF OUT TO BE THE VICTIM IN THE SITUATION WHILE HIS FANBASE PROCEEDS TO BE AS HORRIBLE AS HE IS"

watermark reads "@bornmiserable.bsky.social • WWW.BORNMISERABLE.COM"
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Sabrina: thank @katie.bzky.team and @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social for sharing this on my timeline; please see your PayPal and hope this helps you out I HAVE SPOKEN
PayPal screenshot:

[amount of $ redacted sent]

"thank Katie and Gwen for sharing your post on the Bluesky timeline; hope this helps I HAVE SPOKEN"
We'll let Sabrina know.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
done and done I HAVE SPOKEN
Venmo screenshot:

Paid [amount of $ redacted] to
Noor Alsaleh Alhomsi
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
okay, Venmo isn’t being cool to me (this happens) so I sent it to you via PayPal and you can split it out between you and your wife (if you can send to her) I HAVE SPOKEN
PayPal screenshot:

[amount of $ sent redacted]

"for you and your wife to split out I HAVE SPOKEN"
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Fun: done and done; wishing her and her doggo all the best - you are such a glorious friend for helping her get back on track YOU RULE SHE RULES I HAVE SPOKEN
GoFundMe screenshot:

You donated [amount of $ redacted]

born, you got this fundraiser 10% closer to goal
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
please check your PayPal - I went direct. go ahead and see if you can get the previous one canceled / refunded out - I mistakenly selected “goods and services” as I was sending out originally in a hurry, so that caused the issue - my apologies and please accept the new one I HAVE SPOKEN
PayPal screenshot:

[amount of $ sent redacted]

"here - added a bit for the trouble; see if you can refund the other one or cancel it outright since it's being treated...”

We'll let [name redacted] know.

Done
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
just commented on the article (had to create an account, but what the hell)
screenshot of my comment on the Daily Mail garbage article:

BM
born miserable
Just now

absolutely disgusting "reporting" by a third rate tabloid rag that clearly was slanted towards directing more harassment at Gwen and showing your own biased ignorance and bigotry.

Ken Jennings won't read your asskissing article, but plenty of trans people and their actual allies will. but by all means, pat yourself on the back for refusing to understand that continuing to play a game hosted by Nazis and transphobes equals endorsing transphobia. maybe write your next article on how to grow a spine. you could use one.

@bornmiserable.bsky.social
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
a placeholder for now
a screenshot of acquiring the domain ihavespoken.com in progress
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
reposted with alt text; gosh, it’s almost as if AI is used exclusively for evil!
a post from @NewsFromGoogle:

Re: our statement on Image Generation in Google Earth:

"We know that people uniquely trust Google Earth for a reliable view of the world. We've seen geospatial professionals using this feature for a range of useful purposes, however we've also seen people sharing screenshots of generated imagery that appear to violate our policies. 

So we're rolling back this feature in Google Earth while we work on implementing stronger guardrails. It's important to note that generated images didn't appear in the main Google Earth experience for others to see and were watermarked as Al generated."

1:54 PM • Jul 31, 2026 • 183 Views
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
thank @nicholehiltz.bsky.social for bringing this into my timeline; check your ko-fi - all the best to you I HAVE SPOKEN
lo-fi screenshot:

You supported Roboliz!

born miserable just now

here you go; hope this helps I HAVE SPOKEN
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
hi Meghan; thank @nicholehiltz.bsky.social for sharing this on my timeline, please let Maha know that this has been taken care of - all the best to your friend and her son I HAVE SPOKEN
a GoFundMe screenshot

You donated [amount of $ redacted]

[name redacted], you're a top donor on this fundraiser
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
for anyone losing their shit over Fauci invoking the Fifth Amendment at least 100 times during his Senate hearing
screenshot of an NBC News link: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-deposed-ny-ag-civil-probe-business-practices-rcna42355

U.S. NEWS

Trump invokes Fifth Amendment nearly 450 times in N.Y. AG's civil probe of his business practices 

An attorney for Trump said the former president answered only one question, about his name, during the four-hour deposition.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
thank @nicholehiltz.bsky.social for sharing this to my timeline; you have reached past your goal now, please be well and all the best to you I HAVE SPOKEN
PayPal screenshot:

You sent [amount of  £ redacted] GBP to Peter Ellis

"here you go I HAVE SPOKEN"

We'll let Peter know right away that you sent money. You can see the details in your Activity in case you need them later.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
seriously, what freshness
a supermarket employee’s store branded shirt in a yellowish green color that reads “Lettuce deliver freshness to your door” on the back because nothing says freshness in 2026 like contaminated lettuce
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
apologies for seeing this so late and learning about it after her passing, but done and done - hope this helps give her family some much needed relief and peace, thank you for sharing it I HAVE SPOKEN
GoFundMe screenshot

You donated [amount of $ redacted (amount of CA $ redacted)]

you got this fundraiser 7% closer to goal
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
the dumb motherfucker's post in question
the stupid fucking post that I quote posted that I was blocked for:

Les Bowen, still (@lesbowen.bsky.social)

"If I really wanted to piss off the super hard left bros I would point out that Black voters avoid their candidates like the the plague.
And that when they heap scorn on the Jim Clyburns and the Hakeem Jeffries of the party, they insult the people who vote for those guys.
But I'm not gonna do that."

8:15 PM • Jul 26, 2026
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
lol. lmao. rofl. roflmao. ROFLMAOPMPOMGWTFBBQ, even
screenshot of racist ass dumb motherfucker @lesbowen.bsky.social's home page showing that he blocked me for calling him out on being fucking stupid for being racist as fuck towards Black people
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
hey Caeli, check your Venmo and hope this helps you out I HAVE SPOKEN
a Venmo screenshot:

Paid [amount of $ redacted] to Caeli Field
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
one more for tonight from the Twitter archive; a tweet drawing based off a tweet by @granttanaka.bsky.social and I have to say, this is the first and only time I've ever drawn a Doritos bag
a tweet drawing based on a tweet by @GrantTanaka (@granttanaka.bsky.social).  

Grant's son (young Asian/white male with short black hair wearing a striped t-shirt) is seen sitting in the background while his mother (white adult female with dark shoulder length hair wearing a dark t-shirt) is next to him.  Grant's son says "I don't think he likes me" to which his mom replies "your dad just has a hard time showing affection."  in the foreground, Grant (adult Asian male with spiky black hair) is seen hugging a bag of Doritos tortilla chips.  his eyes are wide, dilated, and there are tears of joy as he exclaims "GOD I LOVE DORITOS"

watermark reads "@bornmiserable.bsky.social • WWW.BORNMISERABLE.COM"
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
barely scratching the surface of the stack of tweet drawings, but here's another from the archive, this one based on a tweet by @unfitz.bsky.social - this made me remember when I used to draw animated characters kicking and punching each other in Animation Works in 7th grade just because I could
a tweet drawing based on a tweet by @UnFitz (@unfitz.bsky.social).  Sandy (adult white male with dark short hair and a slight beard) is wearing a white karate gi uniform with a black belt.  he is slightly sweating as he stands over his opponent (white adult male with dark hair in a black karate go uniform) who is laid out on the floor and appears dazed (as noted by the stars around his head).  the opponent whispers "...finish... ...me..." and Sandy replies "I never finish anything; I have a black belt in partial arts"

watermark reads "@bornmiserable.bsky.social • WWW.BORNMISERABLE.COM"
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
another tweet drawing from the Twitter archive, featuring a tweet by @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social; all of these drawings are in grade school now, sheesh
a tweet drawing based on a tweet by @WoodyLuvsCoffee (@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social), drawn in 2017.

Woody (white adult male with short brown hair and a slight beard wearing a Woody the Woodpecker t-shirt and jeans) is standing with a disgusted look on his face and his arms crossed while a therapist (older white female with glasses wearing a dress and a jacket while holding a notepad in her left hand) has her right hand on his shoulder.

the therapist says "you have passive aggressive issues" to which Woody replies quietly "says the woman who only listens to my troubles because I pay her well fuck you too"

watermark reads "@bornmiserable.bsky.social • WWW.BORNMISERABLE.COM"
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
another tweet drawing from my Twitter archive; this one based on a tweet by @kendragarden.bsky.social
a drawing based on a tweet by @Kendragarden (@kendragarden.bsky.social).  

Kendra (white adult female with light brown curly hair) is shown with her eyes closed in bliss and appears to be hugging a giant bear, who looks rather confused (as is noted by their thought bubble showing a "?"). Kendra says "don't take me camping because if I see a bear, I will hug that bear" and in smaller letters to indicate her additional thoughts "mmmm, yeah, hug it out"

watermark reads "@bornmiserable.bsky.social • WWW.BORNMISERABLE.COM"
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
another drawing from my Twitter archive, this one based on a tweet by @mandalikewine.bsky.social; those were the days TO BE CONTINUED perhaps soon enough, but in the meantime I will resume scanning and archiving I HAVE SPOKEN
a drawing based on a tweet by @Manda_like_wine (@mandalikewine.bsky.social) in a comic strip format.  first panel shows Amanda's three kids - the son (young white male wearing a t-shirt that reads "ART RULES"), youngest daughter (young white girl with curly hair), and the older daughter (young white female with curly hair and dark shirt) are situated around a table with clay objects.  the son comments on his older sister's clay object and says "that looks phallic" while the youngest sister looks on.  the older sister responds "what's phallic?"  in the second panel, Amanda's youngest daughter is confused and goes to her mother (Amanda, face not shown, but in a dress and slippers) and tugs on her dress to ask.  Amanda responds "shaped like a penis."  

finally, the third panel shows the youngest daughter, who has now returned back to the table where her older sister and brother are, and says to her brother "...you look like a phallic" to which her older sister responds with laughter.

watermark reads "@bornmiserable.bsky.social • WWW.BORNMISERABLE.COM"
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
another drawing from my Twitter archive, this one based on a tweet by @kimmymonte.bsky.social I HAVE SPOKEN
a tweet drawing of @KimmyMonte (@kimmymonte.bsky.social)'s tweet on Twitter back in 2016, ink on paper.  Kim (white adult female with dark shoulder-length hair wearing a Purple Rain t-shirt portraying Prince on a motorcycle with Purple Rain and Prince and the Revolution on the front with jeans and hands in her pockets) says "not many people know this, but Prince was actually a guitar with legs" to which Prince (Black adult male with a pencil thin mustache and a guitar neck as a spine) replies "pluck me, girl".  watermark reads "@bornmiserable.bsky.social • WWW.BORNMISERABLE.COM"
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
done and done; thank @nicholehiltz.bsky.social for sharing this to my timeline - be well and stay hydrated and cool Jessica I HAVE SPOKEN
a ko-fi screenshot:

You supported Jessica Clark!

born miserable just now

"hope this helps, be kind to yourself and take care I HAVE SPOKEN"
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
another tweet drawing from the archives, this one based off of a tweet from @iamspacegirl.bsky.social back in 2016; this one I particularly enjoyed doing because it was a challenge and more often than not, I thrive more when I am in uncharted territory or at least territory that I rarely occupy
a tweet drawing (ink on paper) of a tweet by @iamspacegirl (@iamspacegirl.bsky.social) from 2016. 

starting from top left, an elderly man in a suit seen from behind approaching Sky (in a black dress) who is sitting by herself.  he says to her "want to dance?"  Sky then says "oh my god... no one's asked me in so long.  I'm not sure I remember how" and then below that, she stands and puts her feet on top of his feet.  the next panel to the top right that shows her proudly standing and holding the elderly man's hands as she looks at him and says "okay... go" and proceeds to dance.  

the watermark says "@bornmiserable.bsky.social • WWW.BORNMISERABLE.COM"
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
please thank @ohrobin.bsky.social for sharing this, you can now get the care for your mom I HAVE SPOKEN
a ko-fi screenshot:

You supported Divine One!

born miserable just now

“wishing you and your mom the best I HAVE SPOKEN”
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I’ll always remember Charlie Kirk as the guy who blocked me when I tagged him in a Turning Point USA Photoshop
on the left, a tweet I posted on February 18, 2018 at 1:44 pm that says “.@charliekirk11 makes a good point, guys” with a Photoshop of a Turning Point USA ad showing Charlie Kirk with his index finger up to his lips and looking to the right.  the text in his direction reads “[in blue] HOW CAN I DESCRIBE WHAT A VAGINA LOOKS LIKE [in red] IF I’VE NEVER SEEN A VAGINA BEFORE?” then in smaller letters “CHARLIE KIRK, FOUNDER, TURNING POINT USA”.  the TPUSA logo is on the bottom left.  the watermark reads “@bornmiserable • WWW.BORNMISERABLE.COM.”

to the right is Charlie Kirk’s response on his Twitter timeline (main page).  it shows his profile picture, then Charlie Kirk, @charliekirk11, then at the bottom it reads:

“@charliekirk11 blocked you

You are blocked from following @charliekirk11 and viewing @charliekirk11’s tweets”
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
from my old Twitter archive: who would have ever figured someone would do street art based off of a Photoshop of mine
a tweet of mine dated August 8, 2017 at 6:12 PM.
 on the left side is Donald Trump (old white 34 count convicted felon, rapist, and genocidal ass bigoted pedophile and racist with Kim Jong-un’s hairstyle) and on the right side is Kim Jong-un (Korean adult male smiling with glasses and Donald Trump’s dumb ass combover hairdo).  the watermark on both sides reads “@bornmiserable • WWW.BORNMISERABLE.COM”a Reddit post shared on r/pics subreddit under IS Politics, titled “Trump & Kim Jong-un hair swap graffiti in Vienna” posted by user iLikeMakonnen.

the location of the graffiti appears to be an underpass.

on the left side is Donald Trump (old white 34 count convicted felon, rapist, and genocidal ass bigoted pedophile and racist with Kim Jong-un’s hairstyle) and on the right side is Kim Jong-un (Korean adult male smiling with glasses and Donald Trump’s dumb ass combover hairdo)
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I FOUND IT @itsabbyyep.bsky.social YEP I HAVE SPOKEN
a "tweet drawing" of @abbycohenwl (Twitter)/ @itsabbyyep.bsky.social's post that reads "I have resting Edvard Munch's 'The Scream' face." 

source: https://bsky.app/profile/itsabbyyep.bsky.social/post/3mpvvetz2gc2m

ink on paper.

pictured is a parody drawing of Edvard Munch's painting The Scream where Abby is the screaming anguished person with both hands on her face.  a dialogue balloon is to her right and it reads "I have resting Edvard Munch's 'The Scream' face." 

she is on a bridge with swirling clouds in the background and two anonymous figures in the far distance.  this was originally drawn in 2016, when Abby originally wrote her post on Twitter.

the watermark reads "@bornmiserable.bsky.social • WWW.BORNMISERABLE.COM"
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
and another cereal related drawing from the archives, featuring @mauraquint.bsky.social
a drawing in ink featuring @mauraquint.bsky.social (white adult female with dark short brunette hair wearing a dark jacket, shirt, belt, and pants) exclaiming "IF A GIANT TALKING RABBIT WERE TRYING TO STEAL MY CEREAL, I'D PROBABLY BE TOO BUSY SCREAMING AND STABBING TO CALL HIM 'SILLY'" while holding a bloody knife in her right hand and the decapitated head of the Trix Rabbit by its ears in her left hand.  in front of her on the floor lies the Trix Rabbit's body with several stab wounds and a bowl of cereal.

drawn in 2017.  watermark reads "@bornmiserable.bsky.social • WWW.BORNMISERABLE.COM"
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
all this talk of cereal on the timeline and then I remember a drawing I did over a decade ago
a drawing of Toucan Sam (the Froot Loops cereal mascot - blue toucan with a yellow/red/magenta/black beak with dark blue wings, yellow legs and feet, and a red and yellow tail) kneeling over a table while cutting cocaine.  he is sniffing and coughing with red, blood shot eyes and saying "follow your nose..."

watermark reads "@bornmiserable.bsky.social • WWW.BORNMISERABLE.COM" dated 2015.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
a rough acoustic take on Chris Rea’s Fool (If You Think It’s Over), that’s all
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
oh, so now it’s illegal to give racists driving directions on social media
Instagram screenshot of a comment I made in regards to a video of a racist woman in a car being racist as shit to someone off camera.

I simply said “she needs to drive that car off a short cliff” on July 12, 2026 and IG decided that my comment was the problem and removed it 6 days later because god forbid anyone should be against racists.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
she’s set now, tell her to check her Venmo I HAVE SPOKEN
a Venmo screenshot:

Paid [amount of $ redacted] to Noor Alsaleh Alhomsi
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
a stupid silly Photoshop of a sepia duotone colored picture of Jar Jar Binks from the Star Wars movies with "STARRING JAR JAR BINKS" in the Law and Order font style.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Kelly: check your PayPal, hope this helps stem the tide a bit for you I HAVE SPOKEN
PayPal screenshot:

[amount of $ redacted]

"here you go Kelly, hope this helps you out a bit for now l HAVE SPOKEN"

We'll let Kelly know.
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