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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift

@sgtopie.bsky.social
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Midnight patrol supervisor in a small town. USAF vet. Former K9 handler. Shelter dog adopter. Craft beer nerd. Orioles and Ravens fan. Everton fan. Gen X music (79-89) is undefeated. Painter of miniature plastic doodads.

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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 17m
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 11m
Done and done. 🍻
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 3h
I wish I could skip that extra period between December and March. 🥶
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 4h
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
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Chain of Flowers @craigatcof.bsky.social · 4h
From Chvrches: Behind-the-scenes of how we recorded the chorus for Roses. Thank you to our Glasgow girl gang.
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Kenny Campbell @mrkennycampbell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I swear, if Hegseth goes any deeper into the closet he'll stumble into fucking Narnia
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1981 / 1986 News @40yearsago.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[September 30th, 1986] Actor and singer Don Johnson releases his debut studio album "Heartbeat"
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My grandpappy called that horse a swayback.
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Incompetent Morons
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How long before this absolute shitshow starts giving these speeches wearing jodhpurs, an Ike jacket and a brain bucket, slapping a riding crop against his boots???
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Joshua Tree War Unforgettable Fire
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Who’s better on SI?” No contest
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b i l l y b @birdnotice.substack.com · 29/09/2026
The speed with which Albernaz showed his ass is actually impressive when you think about it… he burnt up about a year and a half of free 1st year manager goodwill in less than 3 months of the season.
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cruelty is the point & the goal.
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Who’s better on SI?” No contest
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MMM…MLURP it’s like I’m looking into a mirror.
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Try saying “I’m just going down to the Safeway, Bilbo, I’m not leading the Fellowship to Mount Doom.” This was my standard response to my wife. She loved it sooo much she moved 2000 miles away and started giving grocery lists to a different Hobbit!
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 28/09/2026
39 years ago today, Depeche Mode released the "Music for the Masses," their sixth album, engineered/co-produced by Dave Bascombe. It was also their first fully digital recording. 39 years earlier, Frank Sinatra released "Christmas Songs by Sinatra," his third album. Yes, we're all very old.
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Music For The Masses (Remastered 2022) - YouTube
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The Saturday Morning Podcast 🎙️ @satmornpod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve been putting together a list of things I’d include if I wrote a movie in the 80s. Here’s the list so far: Kids who swear Scene at a pay phone Hiding behind a light pole while being shot at Possible Muppets Scene at the mall Futuristic robots that are bulky AF Comedy Original story
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy crap guys!
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NARRATOR VOICE: This is the definition of a conspiracy theory.
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Those of us whom have toiled down at the local municipal level of law enforcement for decades always opined the FEEB was a den of unrepentant chicken fuckers. Kash has just confirmed our priors.
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If it was made today it’d be part of a franchise trilogy: 12 ANGRY MEN 12 ANGRY MEN II: Deliberators 12 ANGRY MEN III: 13 ANGRY MEN
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Into my vein… 😂
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Meanwhile, Max Scherzer, who I think is two away from Verlander’s strikeout record, is back out in the 8th inning at 109 pitches. He has claimed he is not trying to pass Verlander today.
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Back when I HAD hair, there was a period where it was WILD ASS hair.
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PANDAMONIUM
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
at this point, though, if someone contends they've never even heard of "The Bird" or Jerry Reed, it may say more about the listener than the song. Or, for that matter, what they want to project to the world. youtu.be/5191Ul9DT7Q
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The way we get music anymore has waaaay more to do with it than stupid ass “cultural cachet.” I can curate my musical experience to the point where I don’t ever hear a song not released between 1979 and 1990 if that’s what I want. (That’s what I want. 🤣🤣)
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This checks out
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name IU2D
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80s_Rewind @80srewind.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
45 YEARS AGO - On this day in 1981, a new entry at No.24 was... Just Can't Get Enough by Depeche Mode #Charts #Music #Eighties
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Depeche Mode - Just Can't Get Enough (Official Video), Full HD (AI Remastered and Upscaled)
All rights belong to their respective owners. Digitally remastered and AI Full HD 1080 Upscaled. Follow Depeche Mode: https://www.depechemode.com/https://www...
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Glam-Slam-Escape @glam-slam-escape.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
On September 26th 1984 Prince and The Revolution released Purple Rain as a single in the USA, it remains TIMELESS 💜 #Prince #PrinceandTheRevolution #Prince4Ever #PrinceLegacy #PrincePurpleRain
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80s_Rewind @80srewind.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
40 YEARS AGO - On this day in 1986, a new entry at No.28 was... Who Wants To Live Forever by Queen #Charts #Music #Eighties
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Who Wants to Live Forever (Live at Wembley 11-07-1986)
Taker From DVD "Queen - Live at Wembley Stadium 25° Anniversary 2° DVD"First Night of Wembleyhttp://www.queenfreddie.com
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What if mind prison is actually untreated wrist injury
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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SML Brooklyn Guy Sings Chili's Baby Back Ribs
ALT: SML Brooklyn Guy Sings Chili's Baby Back Ribs
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Scamalot
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MARK HALPERINNNNN
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Erika Ricola: Alpine Alphorn Call
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Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just got a scoldy email from middle boss for not taking a copy of someone’s ID even though I absolutely took a copy of their ID and it was included with the paperwork I submitted. These people are absolute clowns. “Unfortunately it’s not the first time you missed this step.” 🤔
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No Goliath? No Bosch? No thank you.
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If true, this would become some of the oldest wood ever found, since Mitch McConnell has resurfaced this week.
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Any TV show list NOT including The Expanse is invalid on its face. I need go no further.
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’d answer every question starting with “well, my mom says,” or “my dad,” or “my uncle,” or “my Grammy,”
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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
From 16,000 to 185 to Zero: Trump’s Claims of Illegal Voting in Nevada Fizzle. "The state sent a strongly worded rebuke to the federal government: Every single person on the list was a lawful citizen."
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From 15,000 to 185 to Zero: Trump’s Claims of Illegal Voting in Nevada Fizzle
It was the Trump administration’s latest stumble in its effort to find proof of widespread noncitizen voting, despite decades of evidence that it is extremely rare.
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He’s saying “GIVE THE BALL TO DEREK HENRY!” #Ravens
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He'll still vote to confirm her.
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BIG PETE 😎
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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
‘MURICA!
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