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LeBones Jomes

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taking strange ideas as far as possible /\ hopeless philly sports fan \/ terminally online /\ do something they can't control or understand

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 25/09/2026
thinkin about harper back on first base
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 25/09/2026
"i'm just a little guy and its my birthday" but for people who haven't driven a car or had to write down their address for a decade
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Steve @yinzer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Friday
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 21/09/2026
in my house we call this loud lake
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 21/09/2026
bones are cool
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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Scott McGrath @smcgrath.phd · 16/09/2026
A solar panel cleaning drone showcases its ability via dog washing. (Found via Reddit) cc: @darthbluesky.bsky.social @faineg.bsky.social
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Garbage Day @garbageday.email · 14/09/2026
A cult of losers who think you can turn a computer into god infiltrated the highest levels of San Francisco society and they want you to be scared of AI in a very specific way. www.garbageday.email/p/they-want-...
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They want you to be scared of AI in a very specific way
Read to the end for Braden’s Infinite Tour Of Italy
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nathan Field: You're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on the PNG checkerboard background "Why would I deceive you?"
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026
REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 06/09/2026
Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Cartoon of two identical castle towns on opposite sides of a river, which are at war, labeled our robust business model VS their unsustainable silliness. On the left various things are labeled our profitable expansion, our scaling to meet real demand, our huge addressable market, our visionary founder. On the right the same things are labeled their reckless spending, their crazy amounts of compute, their lack of customers, their foolish hype man.
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 02/09/2026
Spotted a critter this morning
Photo of the underneath of some outdoor stairs, through one of the stairs peaks a raccoon and just behind it, even smaller, another raccoon on the roof.
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Natalie Bennett @nataliegreenpeer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Powerful and important letter about artificial so-called intelligence from Sheila Hayman from Minderoo Centre for Technology and Democracy, University of Cambridge, in the FT today
Margaret McGirr’s letter (“AI can lend a hand, but it will struggle to replace one”, July 21) and Chine McDonald’s guest column (“This retro revival is more than a longing for the past”, Opinion, August 7) both touch (sic) on something that should be obvious, but is carefully ignored by almost everyone in the tech world. Namely that our intelligence is embodied, evolved and biological, and inseparable from our bodies.
The brain’s job is to control the body in the world; it is the last organ to develop.
Every square centimetre of our hands (and of the rest of our skin) contains about a 170 touch sensors or nerve endings, sensitive to different kinds of touch: a slap, a burn, a caress, a hug — each of which travels to different parts of the midbrain, prompting the appropriate response. Quickly to the autonomic nervous system for something dangerous; more slowly via a different channel for something carrying meaning.
In addition to the hand’s limitless versatility, it is self-repairing, regulates its own temperature, knows without being programmed how much pressure to exert on an egg, a tennis ball or a day-old chick, and can fuse neurologically to whatever it holds.
So when we put a glass down on the table or slide a knife through an apple, we feel the table, or the apple, not the glass or handle in our hand (try it!).
Finally, and most urgently, the entire human body — including the hands — does everything on 25 or so watts of completely renewable energy: a tiny fraction of what a humanoid robot, even one of the current primitive iteration of robots, needs.
The “retro revival” is thus not cultural nostalgia.
It’s millions of years of evolution crying out to be heard, before we suppress it totally in the service of an automated — and dead — planet.
Sheila Hayman
Member of the Advisory Board, Minderoo Centre for Technology and Democracy, University of Cambridge, London NW1, UK
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hi their @mikemay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the judge from Chernobyl asking Legasov "Why did you blast it with flavor instead of infusing it?" and Legasov answering "Because it's cheaper."
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/08/2026
i think my favorite kind of political wonk is the “centrist guy whos job is paying attention to politics but doesn’t understand anything”, easiest gig in the world. collect money from wealthy elite and just write “this just doesn’t make any sense!” articles every week
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 19/08/2026
union play inter miami tonight 😶
Wagner Moura in Narcos sitting on a lil bench looking sad, representing how i currently feel about the prospect of watching the philadelphia union soccer team play inter miami tonight. i feel sad, apprehensive, and a tad bit morose
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 19/08/2026
what the hell are we even doing anymore man
home depot has been asking me to rate and review a piece of PVC pipe i bought for a new utility sink. what is even the point anymore
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Jonathan Tannenwald @jtannenwald.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Whatever you thought of the penalty calls, there was little doubt at halftime last night that the Union deserved to be losing. Ryan Richter challenged his players to step up, especially Cavan Sullivan. The teen phenom went on to steal the show, leading a stunning comeback win:
inquirer.com
Ryan Richter challenged Cavan Sullivan to step up in New York. The teen phenom went on to steal the show.
Sullivan played a key role in the Union's comeback from a 2-0 deficit to defeat New York City at Yankee Stadium.
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"she [jae mordant] understands it now" - lethal shooter @mo333.myatproto.social · 17/08/2026
"This is how wrestlers pop out in WWE"
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Hu Lao? Great. @cheflubu.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is my thread of graffiti on the luge that was built for the 1984 Sarajevo winter Olympics. There will be lots of pictures, gremlins, trees and rare Bart Simpsons. The picture below sits on half a wall of a destroyed concrete building, halfway up the mountain. It is immaculate.
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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 14/08/2026
EVERY STORY ABOUT BEAVERS FOR THE LAST DECADE READS LIKE: WE RELEASED A DOZEN PADDLE TAILED LITTLE FREAKS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BEGAN A TERRAFORMING PROJECT THAT REVERSED A CENTURY OF ECOLOGICAL DAMAGE IN THREE WEEKS.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 13/08/2026
Losing my fucking mind over this Jim Haggerty Show fake ad for "Boner Bullets"
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Pᴜʀᴇ Dᴇᴀᴅ Gᴀᴍɪɴɢ @puredeadgaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The results of the video I posted earlier was this iconic shot 👏 Danny León and his crew smashed it.
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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 13/08/2026
i don't need another jacketi don't need another jacketi don't need another jacketi don't need another jacketi don't need another jacketi don't need another jacketi don't need another jacketi don't need another jacketi don't need another jacketi don't need another jacketi don't need another jacketi d
new philadelphia union kit, a cream jacket with PHILLY on the back with a shot of the skylinenew philadelphia union kit, front of the jacket, with addias logo on the right breast, and the union snake on the left breastnew philadelphia union kit, cream jacket front, zipped up
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Philadelphia Union @philadelphiaunion.com · 13/08/2026
The Philly Kit 🐍 Paying homage to a memorable era in Philadelphia sports history. On sale NOW: philaunion.co/phillykit
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Ernest Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 12/08/2026
the media when the centrist loses by 1% vs the media when the leftist loses by (less than) 1%
bluesky post by Politico saying "Progressives didn't get the big election night they wanted" referring to Abdul el-Sayed defeating Haley Stevens in the MI Senate primary and linking to their story with that headline.bluesky post by Politico with the text "The far left hits a wall" referring to David Crowley defeating Francesca Hong in the WI Governor Primary and linking to their story with that headline
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
meme of the news image that says "quote from man stabbed" and "what are you gonna do, stab me?" edited to say instead "quote from man hit by boulder" and "what are you gonna do, hit me with a boulder?"
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 10/08/2026
that gay lil frug looks stoned af
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
NOW that's what I call the National Organization for Women
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lando kardashian @adamsideas.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
one of the many times i got emotional watching this truly beautiful episode
A visual representation of the 1974 10-cent beer night melee in Cleveland, with a bunch of red rectangles (representing the Cleveland baseball team) bursting through the lines of a bunch of yellow rectangles (representing the drunken fans) to save a surrounded and outnumbered coterie of blue rectangles (representing the Texas Rangers).
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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A.G. Pasquella @agpasquella.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Yes YES The tiger is out
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Where’s the money, Lebowski?
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
there is a 226 year old man somewhere in vermont at this very moment
ezra french born in bridgewater vt april 3, 1800
died...... never
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Philadelphia Inquirer Food @phillyinqfood.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Gilda’s signature pastéis de nata continue to shine both in original form and seasonal rotations, like the rich chocolate version and the bright blueberry corn variation served at the height of summer. 🔗 www.inquirer.com/food/inq2/be...
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
They turned the friggin' frogs gay. Buy one now at store.theonion.com.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: a grey alien emerges from its UFO in front of a crowd of people standing below. The alien says, “earthlings… surrender now… we are—“ Panel 2: the first alien is interrupted by a second, different species of squid-like alien emerging from its ship. The second alien says, “humans! Prepare for—“ Panel 3: the two aliens quickly notice each other, looking surprised. Panel 4: the two aliens are laughing hysterically with their arms around each other amicably, each pointing to the other in a joking manner. This is the third time this has happened. A small group of onlooking humans stand behind them uncomfortably.
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
job market so buns i've started writing poetry in cover letters
To Whom It May Concern: 

Good energy is the only kind of energy you could say is free; the universe doesn’t require you to pay it back. The moon is less violent today than it usually is. Make decisions you wouldn’t otherwise: eat the bagged lettuce. 

Dear Sir or Madam: 

Have you ever thought about what you’ll leave behind? Perhaps focus on action instead of restlessness. Try reading prose or lyric poetry today; you’ll regret not knowing what you’ve missed. 

Hi team,

Once upon a time, a long, long time ago, there was a person who sat on a rock furthest from the fire to better see the shadows flicker. They drew horses. Today you should too. 

Dear Colleagues: 

The mites on your skin don’t take any days off. But do you really want to be like them? 


Greetings:

The gas tank in your car must allow for five specific, distinct functions: storage, filling, gauging, venting, and feeding. Pick your favorite verb and apply it. 

Yours sincerely, 

Bijan
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amy de la piedra 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
john kruk is wondering aloud about the dearth of fat coaches in mlb. its the top of the first
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 03/08/2026
Do you remember where you were when you got The Notification?
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Mike Rugnetta @mikerugnetta.com · 03/08/2026
I think you might be able to make a pretty compelling case that short form vertical video is the worst thing to ever happen to humanity.
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Buy something or get out.
A brown striped cat with white spots sitting in a marketplace and looking sternly at the camera.
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