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LeBones Jomes

@bones.quest
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taking strange ideas as far as possible /\ hopeless philly sports fan \/ terminally online /\ do something they can't control or understand

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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 25/09/2026
thinkin about harper back on first base
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 02/09/2026
Spotted a critter this morning
Photo of the underneath of some outdoor stairs, through one of the stairs peaks a raccoon and just behind it, even smaller, another raccoon on the roof.
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 19/08/2026
union play inter miami tonight 😶
Wagner Moura in Narcos sitting on a lil bench looking sad, representing how i currently feel about the prospect of watching the philadelphia union soccer team play inter miami tonight. i feel sad, apprehensive, and a tad bit morose
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 19/08/2026
what the hell are we even doing anymore man
home depot has been asking me to rate and review a piece of PVC pipe i bought for a new utility sink. what is even the point anymore
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 13/08/2026
i don't need another jacketi don't need another jacketi don't need another jacketi don't need another jacketi don't need another jacketi don't need another jacketi don't need another jacketi don't need another jacketi don't need another jacketi don't need another jacketi don't need another jacketi d
new philadelphia union kit, a cream jacket with PHILLY on the back with a shot of the skylinenew philadelphia union kit, front of the jacket, with addias logo on the right breast, and the union snake on the left breastnew philadelphia union kit, cream jacket front, zipped up
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 24/07/2026
(Gandalf voice) I have no memory of this meme
Ripped white guy wearing a punisher shirt but it’s dilbert
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 24/07/2026
Trust the Process
screenshot of a text message with blue bubbles reading "Dude if the sixers get LeBron we're going to overthrow the govt. United States of Philadelphia"
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 07/07/2026
lmfao this gas station is in fort washington, an hour outside the city
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 20/06/2026
BELLO MENDY
A Wendy’s sign with the phrase BELLO MENDY
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 12/05/2026
Baking with Bones Decided to make this lemon almond blueberry loaf cake this weekend and it turned out great! Rare moment where the NYTimes comments were helpful.
Cake right out of the oven. Golden brown crust with a great crack opening the middle with blueberries peaking out. Loaf cake covered in icing. Took a few tries because it was too runny to start even after letting the cake cool! First cut into the cake shows a great crumb and lots of blueberries. Delicious
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 27/04/2026
Attempt #2 - the frosting is still too … runny
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 27/04/2026
Been trying to do more baking in 2026. this is the first attempt at prue leith’s lemon thyme bundt cake where I ripped it in half in the pan. Still tasted great.
A Bundt cake that’s been torn in half from the top on a cooling rack in my kitchen. Thankfully it tasted great
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 25/04/2026
flashback to the time Gideon got a leaf stuck perfectly between two pieces of drool (not the first time it's happened either)
The golden lad Gideon, a German Shepard mutt with those giant ears at attention, looks at the camera with a leaf delicately captured between two strands of drool. He stands on the sidewalk with a class Philly porch behind him during a beautiful fall day. He turns away from the camera ... leaf swaying in the wind, like some kind of swing for a small insect to enjoy on a summer's dayHe's back. So excited to be outside. Maybe in the past 5 seconds he's done something worthy of another treat? He sure thinks so. And how could you possibly say no to that face. He already has a lil' napkin.
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 02/04/2026
this man is a drug dealer wtf are we even doing anymore
How A.I. Helped One Man (and His Brother) Build a $1.8 Billion Company
Who needs more than two employees when artificial intelligence can do so many corporate tasks? It’s super efficient — and a little bit lonely.

photo of a man who got lots in the woods trying to find a new way to scam peopleMr. Gallagher, who formerly ran a start-up that sold wristwatches, said he thought Mr. Altman’s prophecy of a one-person $1 billion company would be a firm that built A.I. He was excited when he realized he may have done it, taking an old idea — being a middleman for weight-loss drugs — and using A.I. to turbocharge it.
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 17/03/2026
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 11/02/2026
werner herzog from the mandolorian saying "i would like to see the curling"
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 02/02/2026
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 01/01/2026
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 28/12/2025
The Passion of the Claus (2004)
An inflatable Christmas decoration with an elf boosting Santa up to the roof but mounted backwards on a wall so it looks like Santa is being crucified. Ladies and gentlemen … WE GOT HIM.
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 14/12/2025
Toasted black sesame rice krispy treats
Toasted black sesame rice krispy treats on a cutting board giving an album cover vibe
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 10/12/2025
no one cared who i was until i put on the mask
the neighbor from Tool Time with Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor who has his face obscured with a fence, a mask of sorts
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 19/11/2025
important reminder for international mens day: kiss your bros
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 24/10/2025
this is why i always wear cargo shorts/pants
pocket guide to spirit animals understanding messages from your animal spirit guides (yeah that's right guides plural!!! we bought a zoo baby and its guiding me through life!)
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 30/09/2025
turns out getting old rules actually
Having multiple tattoos may help guard against most dangerous type of skin cancer study finds Cannabis can help relieve chronic low back pain pain major trail finds
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 19/09/2025
happy "thank fuck its friday" to all who celebrate
its tayne
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 18/09/2025
thinkin about all the times i've been called "sir"
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 17/09/2025
Feeling Egu lar.
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 16/09/2025
good morning
black and white photo of a cat with a dunce cap on with the caption "yes, i am a dunce"
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 03/09/2025
cooked orb
a giant skeleton with weird letters surrounding its body, it holds a weird stick and with hand on hip stares ominously into the distance. WHY DOES IT HAVE HAIR?????



c.o.o.k.e.d.o.r.b.
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 28/08/2025
hey babe, are you feeling ok? you barely touched your goblincore bundle ...
photo collection of some woodsy brown and green clothes with the words GOBLINCORE BUNDLE in the middle
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 21/08/2025
came across this slopper website where you can torture the spectre of your grandma by forcing them to work in your content mines
A black and white thumbnail of a young woman speaking into an old microphone, like she was doing a podcast in the early 1900s, and the blog post title is "What if Your Great-Great-Grandma Had a Podcast?"
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 19/08/2025
never forget
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 15/08/2025
this pre-AI-slop photo looks good enough to me
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 08/08/2025
the illegal parking is outta control
Photo of a small street in Philly, several parked cars are visible and a children’s toy car with big ol eyes is also parked in a space
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 02/08/2025
Dizzy with glizzys
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 01/08/2025
lets fuckin go
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 03/07/2025
BREAKING: After 24hrs Philadelphia has fallen to the Trash Men 🚮
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 23/06/2025
The news is terrible so here’s a few photos of my dog Gideon getting trapped under the blinds earlier @darthbluesky.bsky.social
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 23/06/2025
BREAKING: Terl and the Psychlos have endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
dats terl and he screaming because he hates progressive tax policies and the very concept of free, accessible public transportation in one of america's largest cities. I don't live in NYC but please don't rank cuomo, rank Mamdani
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 12/06/2025
i will forever love these emails because the tone always comes off like "yeah we don't know why this is happening either" 🤷‍♂️
Subaru STARLINK is now MySubaru Connected Services
In the coming weeks, you’ll begin to see your future in-app invoices and subscription management reflect the name you already know and love — MySubaru.
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There’s nothing you need to do.
This name update won’t change how your services or features work. You’ll still have access to everything you use today as part of your subscription.
The biggest change is the name. Soon, your billing statements and invoices will refer to subscriptions as MySubaru instead of Subaru STARLINK — bringing everything together under one consistent name.
We appreciate your patience and support as we roll out our new branding. Thanks for being part of the journey!
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 07/05/2025
this shit makes me so depressed man what the hell
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 02/05/2025
HARRY YOU MONSTER STOP IT
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 29/04/2025
Lmaooo did Philly city council really put out a newsletter trying to act like they didn’t get played with this whole sixers stadium debacle? Like we didn’t scream at them for 2 years that it was a mistake?
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 22/04/2025
Easily one of the greatest spam texts ever
Hi baby it’s your dad phone fell apart going to work with Gert tomorrow then be home
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 09/04/2025
charlie kelly in its always sunny in philadelphia holding up a piece of trash and saying "electrics"
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 04/04/2025
Happy Friday here’s a photo of my dog after getting Employee Of The Month asking passersby to kindly pick their poop bags. He’s the best boy and yes he’s wearing a tie
Photo of a storefront with a small framed image of my dog wearing a tie after being named employee of the month. The sign reads “please pick up your poop love Gideon”
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 03/04/2025
So you admit it? Sharia law is fine?
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 02/04/2025
job hunting in 2025 🫠🫠🫠
based on your resume we found 0 relevant jobs in the united states
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 24/03/2025
Good morning
Someone put a Donald trump graphic on their car where he’s giving a thumbs up and someone else scratched out his hat and eyes so now it’s all thumb and mouth. Possibly worse than his real face
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LeBones Jomes @bones.quest · 19/03/2025
"Cheese Team Supervisor" has a really nice ring to it
post pretty much says it all, this is a screenshot of a job listing for a CREAMERY MANAGER and i'm suddenly realizing i want to manage a cheese team
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