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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷

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amy 25 silly little historian 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷🏳️‍🌈 she/her go phils go bills go penn state go flyers go sixers

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Roar Lions Roar @roarlionsroar.com · 5h
Well that sucked!
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 7h
Please excuse my typo, I was distracted by the cause of violence
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 7h
hey, the pope, you said something about supporting the arts in the face of the age of slop, do you have a dollar?
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 20h
i just saw the score
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
reaching levels of locked in never before measured
my desk with: a pill caddy, a hot coffee, a frappe (with a shot in it), an ice water, a thing of pickles, a brownie, a fork, a bit of chapstick, a pencil, two different highlighters, a pen, a blank notebook, and J. R. McNeil’s Mosquito Empires.
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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A modern day 3 stooges with Amy Fadool playing the wealthy dowager who hires them to fix her swimming pool.
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
phils over
is it possible to tarmac an entire team
not it baseball sadly
phils over
bryce's contract is up til 2032
kyle 2031, jt 2029, trea 2033
they need to send bryce to whatever the equivalent of rehab for raw milk is
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yo i just found a korean soap opera i like and its amazing
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
made it to october
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lucille bluth quoting me
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you guys know abt this right
youtu.be
You're a beta male, Sonic.
YouTube video by Jehtt
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
this still makes me giggle uncontrollably


I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning"
The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario')
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Walked by a teenager today and caught em lackin. Their cell phone flashlight was on and I pointed it out. Flustered, they looked down at their phone, then looked up at me like this. For a brief moment I was the chosen Oldhead.
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Joe DeMarini @jfdemarini.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let’s try this again
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i want a 3’x5’ poster of this so bad
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
been meaning to take a gummy for like 30 mins but my cat fell asleep on top of me
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BOObka Streisand (Emmy™️) @babkastreisand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Historian here. I believe it. The next historians will believe it, too. We’re incredibly good at pattern recognition.
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
rip mariners
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Matt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I missed it earlier, is the whole discord about pulling starters in the postseason? That discourse is a really easy one. If bullpen blows it, the manager was dumb. If SP blows it, the manager was dumb. If the bullpen locks it down, business as usual. If the SP keeps rolling, the SP is a star.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 01/10/2026
there are many reasons to oppose the death penalty, and here is merely one of them: it is harder to kill a person on purpose than you think, and it will *always* be cruel, barbarous, and messy. a lethal injection is not more civilized than the rope, the guillotine, the chair, or the firing squad
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026
oh wow, protein yogurt drinks are like 10 times more pleasant than protein shakes. who could have seen this coming other than the probably like several billion people on earth who didn't just discover them
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i've never played minecraft but my hunch is that the frustrations of terraforming and city planning with a playstation controller are not unlike trying to go 10-7 with kenny pickett
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026
if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
flyera
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Joe Edinger @joeedinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t care what Andrew Painter did the rest of this season. That kid just delivered one of the most impressive postseason pitching performances you’ll ever see
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sherman phils hat
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i have never said anything bad about alec bohm before i never said “he should change his number to 4-6-3” i never said that
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ALECCCCC
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Kÿle @kbeatt.com · 30/09/2026
This loss is going to hurt real bad
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PHILS ALIVE???
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
really old guy on the bus wearing a heavyslime schwarber tee phils in 3
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🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me eating cereal at 2 am
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Robadelphia @robadelphia.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
the sun shouldn’t be up after a baseball playoff game it should be dark, like my heart
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that ones gonna hurt for a while
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
GOOD JOB JT that earns you ONE (1) vaccine exemption
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
KRUKS ON FORM
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
luzardo is on today
jesus with a gun
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Len Damico @lendami.co · 29/09/2026
Velo in, velo out.
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i have never said anything bad about alec bohm before i never said “he should change his number to 4-6-3” i never said that
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
KYLE “SCOOTS” SCHWARBER
good job kyle
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Very excited to listen to CJ Nitkowski try his best not to say the fourteen words on this broadcast
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
KRUK IN A SUIT AND FRESH SHAVEN? WHY ARE THEY TORTURING MY MANS. GET HIM A BASEBALL CAP AND AN EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL (AKA A HOT DOG)
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
votto drippy today
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Adam @adammc314.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God I wish I could watch any ESPN coverage without being forced McAfee
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
????????
ottoman kempire meme
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🖤♡Amanda♡🖤 @zephyrsky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Go Phils
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
gonna study for the wild card round by watching documentaries about shermans march to the sea
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
one good thing about the day games is ill actually be able to watch the bad news? ill have to watch
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