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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 24/07/2026
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On Cinema at the Cinema @oncinema.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
#NewGovAZ
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Zombies. The undead. You know, ghouls. @edgarallanbro.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This is part of the reason I've gone so heavily into physical media in the last few years, and why I only watch Twitch on my PC with an adblocker. I genuinely can't stand it anymore. Every second is part of my life I will never get back. How much of our lives have been wasted by ads? Days? Weeks?
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I’m losing it at this post about this raver just constantly puking all over the place because people keep shitting on the dance floor.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Congratulations to everyone on having a great Valentine's Day squirting your crooked pipe or sliming your ham. Congratulations in Heaven to Saint Valentine.
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Howell Dawdy @howelldawdy.com · 07/02/2026
wife birthday
love your quiet strength
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
In retrospect, I wish I hadn't stored my callback library of every joke and thought for the last ten years exclusively on the website now run as a right-wing propaganda machine by the world's most odious megabillionaire. Oh well. Live and learn.
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...
mikefossey: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

DinkMagic: Ever seen this before [I throw my hat like a frisbee 10 feet away and jump over near it]

mikefossey: [I run down a flight of stairs, stop at the second to last step, I pause, and then I jump the last two steps. I do not land it]

DinkMagic: [i throw a grape up in the air and open my mouth but i get scared that i breathed in some fluff and start choking violently]

mikefossey: [I'm doing a mime act where I pretend to pull on a rope but I somehow accidentally grab a real rope and I pull myself off stage]

DinkMagic: [im cooking an omelette and i flip the pan and snatch the omelette out of the air with my hand burning myself] tadaamikefossey: [I kick some dust at a guy after losing an argument but the dust flies up into my mouth and I cough so hard I barf]

DinkMagic: [my friend says im going to the store toss me your keys but i see a strange bird and instead throw my wallet in the ditch]

mikefossey: [guy passes me on the highway and flips me off, I throw a full cup of coffee at my own windshield and it spills all over the car]

DinkMagic: [i toss an apple into my elbow-pit to bounce it back out but i miss and try to bite it out of the air but bite my tongue]

mikefossey: [I try to throw a beer can into the recycle but it hits the trash can instead and it's still mostly full so it knocks it over]

DinkMagic: [2 girls are arguing i say here let me solve this and i flip a gold coin i bought on ebay so hard it breaks a fluorescent tubemikefossey: [I ask the guy at the store to recommend me a beer and he talks to me for 23 minutes before he realizes i think beer is wine]

DinkMagic: [i ask to be excused from dinner to do homework & then phone my mom because i broke my wrist playing street fighter at 7-11]

mikefossey: [I bite a gold coin to see if it's real, but it's chocolate. I try to play it cool and eat the whole thing without unwrapping it]

DinkMagic: [a teams softball rolls near me] i got this my friends a cuban pitcher [i throw the ball into the back of my own head & faint]

mikefossey: Here, let me park for you, Im really good at parallel parking [i walk over to the driver side and slam my dick in the car door]

DinkMagic: [i testify under oath that i thought a mortgage was a special kind of measuring tape]

mikefossey: [I'm cracking my knuckles and limbering up to fight but then a guy who's on his way to another fight accidentally knocks me over]DinkMagic: [i ask the butcher for two pounds of boneless chicken Brent]

mikefossey: [at a dinner party I lean on the grand piano while telling a story, but the lid is open and I fall into it, hitting every string]

DinkMagic: [i get anxious at a fancy bar and order a martini and then say "could you imagine if this was soup" to no one really loud]

mikefossey: I try to open a beer with a lighter but I shatter the bottle and cut my hand, and also light my shirt on fire with the lighter]

DinkMagic: [i ride up on my new dirtbike revving it, and set the kickstand down on my own foot and start crying]

mikefossey: [I get water up my nose while I'm doing the dishes and knock my glasses into the garbage disposal when I go to rub my nose]

DinkMagic: [i get angry that I got confused & told an Italian that pizza came from Russia I drive to little Caesars & throw a stone at it
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Man so many classics I’m glad he reposted these
Arnold Palmer: get me a refreshing drink
Bartender: try this, its lemonade and iced tea Palmer: Mm..its good..! just invented it
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Mike F
@DeputyWarlock
Sitting down right next to you at the movies and opening up 10 ring pops and putting them on all my fingers and sucking them all throughout the movie, my face and hands becoming impossibly sticky
7:00 PM • 8/15/25 • 4.6K Views
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#1 Lamar Jackson Stan @lunchbox17.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
R.I.P. to a legend
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Mike F @animaldrums.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
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がんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoiボルゾイ @ganborzoi.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
僕は毎日パーティーしたい。がんぼるぞい。 translation: I want to party every day.
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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 08/07/2024
You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I actually got them 2 for one with my Rubber Rubber Rubber Padded Padd Dadadadadada PadoPad Grape BuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuB
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 05/11/2025
Mamdani cracks 1M votes, the first NYC mayor to do so since John Lindsay in 1969
Totals by Candidate
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani
1012850
50.32%
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Curtis A. Sliwa
144123
7.16% |
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Irene Estrada
2575
0.13% |
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Eric L. Adams
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0.31%|
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Joseph Hernandez
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0.06%
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Andrew M. Cuomo
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41.61%
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Jim Walden
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0.11% |
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Making a scene at Marshall's because I was whooping the misbehaving ass of the yoda I bring everywhere on a leash. People shooting me the stink eye like he was a child or something. Miss me. I've outlived half a dozen of them so far and this is the only way they learn.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
you finally got the nerve to ask Princess Peach on a date and she's beaming. all that fretting over nothing, you think. "i'd love t—" suddenly a swarthy little man from another dimension, bearing the proportions and outfit of a toddler, falls out a loose sewer. "haHA" he says. you know you're fucked
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 16/10/2025
we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
my limb damage indicators all flashing red as i get more and more stuck in a blackberry bush
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Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Smiling at my date: and your eyes are more beautiful than sapphires Her: I’m quite charmed (My familiar grunting and trying to crawl up my leg) I chuckle and push it down: haha. Easy now. (It struggles & grunts so I shove it down hard in the middle of the restaurant & stand)
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
They pickled my dick, son. Your old dad had his little plugger gone and brined.
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Toy(e) @toye0621.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
「汝らを救いに来たのだ。武器を収めよ」 「救済なら間に合ってる。他をあたってくれ」 ―天使とエージェントの会話より
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 19/06/2025
Photos of my childhood mall in Plantation, FL by David Bulit
A well-lit, crumbling mall concourse in the abandoned Fashion Mall (Plantation, FL)A bright windowed dome opens above the crumbling infrastructure of the Fashion Mall in Plantation, FLA ominously lit dysfunctional mall fountain surrounded by ruin (Fashion Mall, Plantation FL)
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Debt Collective 🟥 @debtcollective.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
The federal government is telling you they cannot afford to house you, feed you, educate you or heal you — but that they do have enough resources and scale to criminalize, assault, deport and incarcerate your neighbors simply going to work or taking their kids to graduation.
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.
Tweet from @thekafkadude

It's really funny how America and the UK stopped investing in infrastructure in the 1980s because the free market will pave potholes and make the trains run on time and now literally nothing works and you cannot go anywhere or do anything but like 4 people are richer than God.
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 27/05/2025
WIRED: My 10 month old son clapped his hands for the very first time yesterday! We were all so proud of him TIRED: It was during the sad Reading Rainbow episode they dedicated to the victims of 9/11 and interviewed a bunch of kids talking about their experience of 9/11. So that's not too good
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Howell Dawdy @howelldawdy.com · 25/05/2025
you should check it out
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Shabana Mir @shabana.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
The DC shooter's neighbor was perfectly on message. Solidarity, sir.
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naniwa fudanshi @ancient.fish · 14/05/2025
this is the best one imo
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 13/05/2025
no sorry we're not canceling nathan fielder because a chronic game show contestant didnt get to be on tv the way she liked. the sully episode is one of the funniest things ive ever seen
variety.com
Nathan Fielder Created a Fake Singing Competition for ‘The Rehearsal.’ One Contestant Lost $10,000 and Feels Betrayed: ‘I Signed Up to Be a Singer, Not a Lab Rat’ (EXCLUSIVE)
For 'The Rehearsal,' Nathan Fielder created a fake singing competition, 'Wings of Voice.' One contestant lost $10,000 and breaks her NDA to speak out.
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no. @joles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).

an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.
 
it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.”

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Talking to animals day 1: Wow, I wonder what insights I can gain from our furry and feathered kin. I will probably learn a lot about them and… maybe… myself ☺️ Day 868: Shut the FUCK up, stop saying I’m whiskerblood. Stop saying I have rumpclaw. And I don’t like how you call me Bumpflesh either
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES 🎵 FILLING BOLOGNESE, HUH?
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
i laugh until i cry whenever i see or even think about this
#1 Hawk Moth Enjoyer
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My scheming eunuch when I start coughing after a sip from my goblet
oreo & monkey @oreoeocat • 2/1/25
I wake up to this sinister smile every morning
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Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
QUEST FAILED: You have betrayed her trust and given her a UTI. You bear the weight of your ancestors shame on your shoulders. Retry? Loading Screen tip: You can wash your hands at bathrooms and hand washing stations scattered across the map.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
not liking this administrations current policy of forcing me to drink Israeli diarrhea , which has cost me over $1000 in speculative assets
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
JOHN OLIVER: That brings us straight to our main story tonight, audience members who still believe what they were told on a playground once in 1992: that babies are made by a boy peeing on a girl's bathing suit. ME: (body checking locked emergency exit)
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
as always, credit to the source text
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Sasha De'ath, Classiest Lady On Deadworld @sashad3ath.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but I understand the Fighters Guild is hiring new members. Not bad work for some folks.
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Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Weary king: Who are you? The empathetic assassin: I… am sorry Me from the kings bathroom using the bidet for the first time: Eek! Hehehe The assassin moves towards the bathroom Weary king: No! I’m the one you want. Leave him… his innocence My laughter echoes as a king dies
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Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
My girlfriend's dad who I’m already on thin ice with kicks his legs up on the ottoman Me: You know they used to have an empire
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
(Biased) More game devs should commission large oil and egg tempera paintings that take over a year to finish.
Porträt von Andreas Maler by Benjamin Vierling. Colorful oil and egg tempera painting of a white man in nice 16th century German clothes seated at a table with various props around him. A cat is looking at him from a window behind him.
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I reference this a lot and I don't think anyone gets it.
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Eduardo Valdés-Hevia 👁️ @valdevia.art · 28/01/2025
Sorry did you just say there is a tactical stealth game by the studio behind Blasphemous about escaping an isolated monastery in the mountains??? 👀
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