no. @joles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026but doctor, pagliacci is a friend of mine so i was already planning to go to the clown show tonight. i was at a friend’s clown show last night too. actually a lot of my friends are getting into clowning these days…. yeah i don’t know what that says about me either 2153
no. @joles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026if someone looked at me the way elizabeth holmes looked at nathan fielder and told me they would not deceive me…i don’t think i would notice anything was off. i would be like “thanks for reassuring me. good talk :)” 0182
no. @joles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026there should be a gofundme but instead of money it’s just for attention 3142
no. @joles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026sorry i haven’t been around a lot lately i am under a terrible curse from a witch 2214
no. @joles.bsky.social · 11/08/2026no one has ever tried to argue with me online. i don’t even see people arguing. i don’t understand where all this stuff is happening. have people tried being chill 0140
Reposted by no.Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 27/07/2026My phone is like a witch’s familiar. I cast spells with it at the cost of my soul. 062
no. @joles.bsky.social · 22/07/2026i wanna go on one of those 2010s home makeover shows but like… as the house 181
no. @joles.bsky.social · 16/07/2026yeah the vibe coding is bad, but don’t forget the vibe product management and the vibe UI mockups. those things are also bad 0223
no. @joles.bsky.social · 01/07/2026every bit of anti-trans sentiment is bullying, cruelty, lies, and manipulation. time will see see it all torn down. society cannot exist without trans people, and if we cannot support them, we wouldn’t be worth saving 0324
no. @joles.bsky.social · 11/06/2026haha these group chats are so fun.. i am being added to many of these group chats because i am so chill and personable 0122
Reposted by no.mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 03/06/2026i don't care if mondays shit, tuesdays shit and wednesday shit, thursday is a big ol shit, it's friday i'm in shit 0504
no. @joles.bsky.social · 29/05/2026so naturally “dad energy” and “uncle energy” are very similar, it’s just that, on average, “uncle energy” is gayer and more divorced. that’s just a statistical thing; it doesn’t necessarily apply to a given uncle or a given dad 0236
no. @joles.bsky.social · 19/05/2026sorry to be vulnerable on here but my most millenial trait is that i simply do not understand the appeal of the minions. those guys do absolutely nothing more me. 0 emotional response whatsoever 2262
Reposted by no.Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 23/09/2023ladies just so you know I literally never think about the roman empire. I basically don't think about anything. 71027
Reposted by no.Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way 96155273054
Reposted by no.Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Trying to write a polite letter to my neighbor about the noise but I’m too good a writer. “Sometimes it feels like I spend my entire life listening to you living yours.” Too much pathos. 091
no. @joles.bsky.social · 04/04/2026according to the research, the ideal website would have no users whatsoever. users are bad and should be discouraged. it’s a tough pill to swallow, but this is simply what the data tells us 0264
no. @joles.bsky.social · 02/04/2026actually the fact that every piece of software now is an entire massive bloated web browser is great for my development environment (i am trying to get my computer to overheat so much it explodes and takes me with it) 1556737
Reposted by no.Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 01/04/2026We should remember part of humanity is also generating complete nonsense. I'd like to see AI wake up at 1am with a vision of a sitcom about Dracula who has two pomeranians, one liberal and one conservative, with a theme song that includes the lyric "it's a two cup teacup politics dust up." 41169137
no. @joles.bsky.social · 28/03/2026had a dream that a raven had taken a liking to me and started following me around .. nobody who knows about omens or symbols tells me what that means 3160
no. @joles.bsky.social · 23/03/2026just realized soemthing huge……… this is it. this changes everythingg 2170
no. @joles.bsky.social · 21/03/2026no, no, she was talking about the soft animal of someone else’s body i’m pretty sure. yeah so actually i do have to be good, and i do have to walk on my knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting. like me specifically. she told me that 0282
no. @joles.bsky.social · 03/03/2026me: here is the feature i just made them: how did you do it so fast? did you use ai??? me: *did not use ai but also wants to keep my job* i used ai….. the normal amount 0312
Reposted by no.Citizen Shane @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Here's the thing about Bluesky vs other platforms: *10 to 15 hours of static white noise as your brain converts into liquid because the computer is evil and always has been* Got it hot shot?!? 2703
no. @joles.bsky.social · 19/02/2026when u make me do 2 factor auth…….. every tiem ….. it is a Wound upon my soul….. do not make me….. please i am jsut innocent little guy 1254
Reposted by no.slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 16/02/2026hi sharks i’m here today seeking $47 million for a 2% stake in my invention “tater tots that kill you” 422635
Reposted by no.shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 16/02/2026liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price 283741843
Reposted by no.Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 15/02/2026🎶 welcome to the hotel Normal Hotel 🎶 checkout with the clerk 🎶 that's how hotels work 🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel 🎶 we won't keep you here 🎶 that's a crazy fear 51421333
no. @joles.bsky.social · 13/02/2026remember: you don’t have to work harder at your job to show that you’re better than ai the smart play is to talk up ai as much as possible, do a buncha shit work that makes more work for other people, && spend more time playing minesweeper in the shitter rock and roll baby let’s go 1170
no. @joles.bsky.social · 12/02/2026AI tooling is an absolute productivity gamechanger for me! I used to waste so much time waiting for my enemies to paint elaborate, realistic murals on the sides of buildings. Now I that I can automate all that, I am free to focus on my true passion: running directly into concrete walls at top speed. 016611
Reposted by no.Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Wrote something really short in preparation to hopefully start sharing more work. Please read Mouseflict. alejandrokolleeny.substack.com/p/mouseflictalejandrokolleeny.substack.comMouseflictSetting: 033
no. @joles.bsky.social · 24/01/2026wow i can’t believe i was finally learning to see the beauty in small moments and to experience the present and the self without fear, right as society was collapsing in stupider ways than anyone had even considered previously. ahh well. next time, perhaps 0361
Reposted by no.Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot. 199188286077
no. @joles.bsky.social · 21/01/2026✨✨daily affirmations✨✨ your hairdresser thinks that you’re funny. she likes your little jokes and stories. she thinks you have cool hobbies and a rich inner life. she appreciates your chill attitude about your hair. at no point did she think you were “”freaking out” or something 0161
no. @joles.bsky.social · 20/01/2026you don't have to go to therapy, you can just watch a tv show where the character goes to therapy—that counts 1212
Reposted by no.Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 04/01/2026*getting sworn in as the mayor with my hand on a copy of the DSM-5* 2457
no. @joles.bsky.social · 05/01/2026i will give you a one mmillion dollar if u come to my house and hit me over da head with a rubber mallet until i fall down asleep with liytle birds circling my head like a cartoon character 2211
no. @joles.bsky.social · 28/12/2025life hack: wanna save time and energy? try showering less! you may be wondering how that works. well it's like this: it doesn't matter if you shower or not. in fact, it doesn't matter if you do anything at all. that's because nothing matters. that's right folks—you're depressed. 1362
no. @joles.bsky.social · 12/12/2025alas, if only there were some way to use my platform (roughly 1000 disinterested accounts on a completely irrelevant microblogging platform) to do something actuall ly meaningful (personally lucrative morally bankrupt) 1110
no. @joles.bsky.social · 09/12/2025i have no idea what the movie forrest gump is about. not one single notion. it could have aliens in it. or santa claus. or full frontal nudity. maybe he buys a zoo. nobody tell me, it is important to my lore that i remain ignorant of thi 2181
