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ME: Do you still play with that rock band "Calibre"? YOU: Nah.. I quit over a year ago... ME: I see... so you're Ex-Calibre now? RS

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If you work at an old fashioned breakfast diner It helps if you're counter intuitive RS

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In honour of Sting's birthday Ron sings "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" RS youtu.be/vXU0avpRs3Y?...

RON SINGS "EVERY LITTLE THING SHE DOES IS MAGIC" BY THE POLICE

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In honour of Don Mclean's birthday Ron sings "Castles In The Air" RS youtu.be/ea_SqCoflQk?...

RON SINGS "CASTLES IN THE AIR" BY DON MCLEAN

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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I still recall the day I graduated from High School I walked outside and said to myself: "That should teach you a lesson" RS

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I think it was Bach who once said: "If it ain't Baroque don't fix it" RS

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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

YOU: Hey Ron, did you watch that show Duck Dynasty? ME: Yes, but I much preferred that other show Duck Knots Landing RS

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Just a small town dog Living near a horny frog He chased a midnight skunk going anywhere Peeing on a maple tree Barking at the birds and bees Sniffing at the autumn breeze blowing everywhere Don't stop bow-wowing! Hold on to that leash oh yea Streetlights and feed bowls---ohh! RS

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Back when I was a kid I decided I would always love grape jam in purple-tuity RS

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In honour of Marilyn McCoo's birthday from The Fifth Dimension Ron sings "Up Up And Away" RS youtu.be/JSCLw06NCI8?...

RON SINGS "UP UP AND AWAY" WRITTEN BY JIMMY WEBB

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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When the birds start flying south for the winter You know that it's cold and flew season RS

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VINTAGE SHOP: ME: Say... how much for that old ventriloquist dummy? SHOP OWNER: I'm sorry, its already spoken for... RS

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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

CAVEMAN: What are you working on? CAVEMAN #2: I'm writing a story but dividing it into chapters... CAVEMAN: Oh I see... what a novel idea RS

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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ME: So what have you been up to lately? YOU: I got a new job at Medieval Times... ME: I see... working the Knight shift eh? RS

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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Apparently they've finally figured out how much sleep a human beings actually needs.. Just five more minutes! RS

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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Auctions speak faster than words RS

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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

In honour of Randy Bachman's birthday Ron sings "Takin' Care Of Business" RS youtu.be/CZrea7UQjA4?...

RON SINGS "TAKIN' CARE OF BUSINESS" WRITTEN BY RANDY BACHMAN

Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

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A geography teacher is somebody who really knows where it's at! RS

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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

YOU: Remember that guy Rick from High School who used to give people rides on the back of his bike? ME: Do you mean Rick Shaw? Yea, he was cool RS

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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

In honour of the late George Gerswhin's birthday Ron sings "But Not For Me" RS youtu.be/7e7vmND-eHA?...

RON SINGS "BUT NOT FOR ME" WRITTEN BY GEORGE AND IRA GERSWHIN

Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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Not everybody likes bike lanes But taxi's swear by them RS

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Knights in white flannel Getting ready for bed Dragons I'm slaying But only in my head King Arthur has always been An upstanding old dude Meals at the Round Table Was always really good food And I like him OH how I like him!!! RS

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I've been eating scrambles egg whites all week It's kind of like eating eggs without all the fun of eating eggs RS

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YOU: Rob Sexton?! Oh my God! I can't believe I'm meeting Rob Sexton! I have all your records Rob Sexton! ME: Um.. thanks? RS

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In honour of the late Ian Tyson's birthday Ron sings "Someday Soon" RS youtu.be/xLx7tImlpKo?...

RON SINGS "SOMEDAY SOON" WRITTEN BY IAN TYSON

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Tried to write a song with an alcoholic one time But we couldn't get past the first two bars RS

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NUT CONVENTION: CASHEW: Hey..what's with those nuts over there in their robes and carrying diplomas? PISTACHIO: Oh them? They're Academia-nuts RS

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ME: I'm back from the store! YOU: I bet you forgot to get my tobacco... ME: Oh yea? We'll as a matter of fact I didn't forget... So stick that in your pipe and smoke it! RS

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YOU: Did you know this art installation was entirely made up of vintage mannequin pieces? ME: Wow.. must've cost an arm and a leg RS

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YOU: How's your yoga class going? ME: I think I must be doing pretty good because every week the instructor always says to me "No Mistake" RS

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Don't think there's ever been a more exciting show than "Slow Horses" and this season is no exception RS

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I just figured out why they call it "Elevator music" Cos it brings people down RS

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ROBIN: Whatcha working on now BATMAN? BATMAN: It's my new invention...The BAT TOILET! ROBIN: Holy Crap Batman! That's Bat Shit crazy! RS

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In honour of Bruce Springsteen's birthday I thought I'd post a few faves from my Rawnboy Channel Here's "Badlands" RS youtu.be/kpY9hsRGFjk?...

RON SINGS "BADLANDS" BY BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

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