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Bionic Bee

@bionicbeth.bsky.social
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Deaf/Hard Of Hearing with bilateral cochlear implants. I'll try to put a good word in for you with the future robotic overlords. Mom of an early elementary kid. Another Millennial nerd. Jurassic Park is my comfort movie.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Darby Vernon @darbyvernon.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Thank you anime horse girls for another Broncos win.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Sesame Street never prepared me for any of this
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
When the host of Jeopardy is out for blood, YOU HAVE FUCKED UP
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/01/2026
"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This entire weekend
in the pit
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
if someone turns on a light when i don’t expect it i screech and do the bilbo baggins scary face
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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
HOA: About your yard. The theme was... Brenda: The theme was "Christmas makes me feel..." and that's what I did. HOA: There are empty liquor bottles, the snowman is passed out, broken lights, and what you did to Rudolph with the xmas tree... Brenda: Christmas. Makes. Me. Feel.
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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I think some folks are way past the the skills of 3 Christmas ghosts. Let's just give Krampus a map of D.C. and call it a day.
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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 21/11/2025
♫ How do you solve a problem like Cthulhu? How do you catch Old Ones and pin them down? How do you even pronounce Cthulhu? I'm horrified as my shattering mind melts down! ♫
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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
The chickens are coming home to rot
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Lando Calrissian tells Han, Leia and Chewie, "I've just made a deal that'll keep the Empire out of here forever."
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
That's rough.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
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Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
"Indistinguishable from an ordinary American flag to the naked eye" is certainly a choice of words. Pretty sure we've already seen this plot twist recently.
Top: Photo from The Hill of Ohio Representative Dave Taylor with text that says "Rep. Dave Taylor says "ruse" that "obscured" swastika in American flag targeted GOP offices.

Bottom: DC antihero Peacemaker looks at a mural of Adolf Hitler in front of the US Capitol with an American flag with a swastika on it with the text "Oh, fuck. How'd I miss that?"
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
it's crazy how fast movies become dated. for instance, the 2021 movie "Don't Look Up" no longer makes sense, because if an American scientist discovered a planet-killing comet heading towards us today, their main response would be "oh thank fuck for that"
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Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
We got any workout streamers based in DC who hang around Pennsylvania Avenue that we should be keeping an eye on as things continue to spiral?
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a woman wearing a mask and a yellow shirt is standing on a red carpet
Alt: Woman wearing a face mask and a yellow shirt doing a workout video while a military coup takes place behind her (Myanmar 2020)
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Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Me to my husband: You ready for the government shutdown? 8: Are you going to live through the great depression again? Me: Wait, what do you mean again?
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Ben Werdmuller @ben.werd.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2025
War ravaged Portland
The famous unicycling Darth Vader on a bridge in Portland. He is playing flaming bagpipes.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/09/2025
Democrats should never vote to fund a government that's waging war on its own citizens and firing officials *because* they insist on following court orders instead of breaking the law. Let Senate Republicans nuke the filibuster. None of this is normal and it shouldn't be treated as such.
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 23/09/2025
i got raptured but when the archangel gabriel unhooked me from the string of divine grace he frowned and said "ugh, tagged for research?" and he threw me back down to earth real aggressive-like
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Jelena @jelenawrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I suffer from migraines and if someone tried to take away my pain medication, I'd stab them with a kitchen knife without remorse. Needless suffering is just that - needless. And whoever wants you to be in pain, hates you.
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our lady of the cow parsley @ladycowparsley.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Bill Murray playing a reporter in "Groundhog Day".
The text says, Well it's rapture day... again
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Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Mental health? Struggling. Third trimester? Dragging. World around us? Burning. It's time for an unhinged art project.
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Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
8: Not all Labubus are haunted and want to kill your pets, just some. I want to ask Santa for a Labubu for Christmas!! Me:
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a man in a suit and tie says that 's great peacock on the bottom
Alt: Jack McBrayer from 30 Rock. Wide eyes and a smile saying, "That's great"
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/09/2025
great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
“Wait but if they declared anti-fascists enemies of the state then they were basically admitting the state is actually fascist, no?” — some poor baffled student trying to study for their Fall of the American Empire history exam in the year 2525, probably
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Grig "Punkie" Larson @griglars.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I really hope when the Epstein list finally comes out, someone puts every name on it into song to the tune of the Pokérap. 🎵Gotta catch 'em all🎵
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop.
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Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I love that my unavoidable cringe response to my daughter's loose tooth is exactly the motivation she needs to keep wiggling it. Not so much loving that she finds it hilarious to do sneak attacks inches from my face, but hey, motivation nonetheless.
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Cait Brennan @caitbrennan.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Literally the second meme I've made in my life.
The tired old "Anakin and Padme" meme:

Anakin: I did it! I went back in time and saved us from RFK!"
Padme: RFK *junior*, right?...
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
EMOTIONALLY BALANCED GARY Temporarily Out of Stock
Pair of Amazon ads for 2 hats, one in “Light gary” and one in “Dark Gary.”
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 05/09/2025
Mentally I'm at a tiny table in a tex mex restaurant dreading the arrival of the fajitas
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
my wife: (shouting down to the basement) hey me: (shouting up the stairs) yeah what’s up my wife: (still shouting) did you forget to create one hundred thousand jobs last month ?? me: (no longer shouting) oh shit oh fuck
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Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Trying to clean up my Gmail storage... Working through deleting a decades worth of emails in the promotions tab. 101,893 at a time.
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a black and white cat with the words my god what have i done behind it
Alt: a black and white cat stared blankly with the words "My god. What have I done" behind it surrounded by explosive flames
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Courtney Ellis @courtneyellis.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
What if we really hated parents? —manufacturers of slime
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Sorry but being on a golf course does not prove that you’re alive
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Quick! Another Tesla parade on the South Lawn so they can wheel out his corpse on the roof like the Soviet leaders' balcony of old.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 30/08/2025
he'll always be dead in our hearts
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I’m just practicing the lyrics to “yub nub” in case it turns out to be true
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 30/08/2025
nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
long weekend at bernie's
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