Reposted by Bionic BeeDarby Vernon @darbyvernon.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Thank you anime horse girls for another Broncos win. 021
Reposted by Bionic BeeDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Sesame Street never prepared me for any of this 2471155
Reposted by Bionic BeeJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 07/01/2026When the host of Jeopardy is out for blood, YOU HAVE FUCKED UP 123833
Reposted by Bionic Beeceej @ceej.online · 07/01/2026"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives 458148813144
Reposted by Bionic BeeChris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 15/12/2025This entire weekend 215341597194
Reposted by Bionic BeeRob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 11/12/2025if someone turns on a light when i don’t expect it i screech and do the bilbo baggins scary face 042
Reposted by Bionic BeeChristina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 28/11/2025HOA: About your yard. The theme was... Brenda: The theme was "Christmas makes me feel..." and that's what I did. HOA: There are empty liquor bottles, the snowman is passed out, broken lights, and what you did to Rudolph with the xmas tree... Brenda: Christmas. Makes. Me. Feel. 312828
Reposted by Bionic BeeChristina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 16/11/2025I think some folks are way past the the skills of 3 Christmas ghosts. Let's just give Krampus a map of D.C. and call it a day. 15611111
Reposted by Bionic BeeD.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 21/11/2025♫ How do you solve a problem like Cthulhu? How do you catch Old Ones and pin them down? How do you even pronounce Cthulhu? I'm horrified as my shattering mind melts down! ♫ 16014
Reposted by Bionic Beesnargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 21/11/2025The chickens are coming home to rot 0173
Reposted by Bionic Beechris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE? 12519132
Reposted by Bionic BeeLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 01/11/2025That's rough. 1517214
Reposted by Bionic BeeBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/10/2025MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century. 169169103229
Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 17/10/2025"Indistinguishable from an ordinary American flag to the naked eye" is certainly a choice of words. Pretty sure we've already seen this plot twist recently. 043
Reposted by Bionic BeeJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 09/10/2025it's crazy how fast movies become dated. for instance, the 2021 movie "Don't Look Up" no longer makes sense, because if an American scientist discovered a planet-killing comet heading towards us today, their main response would be "oh thank fuck for that" 12685109
Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 08/10/2025We got any workout streamers based in DC who hang around Pennsylvania Avenue that we should be keeping an eye on as things continue to spiral?media.tenor.coma woman wearing a mask and a yellow shirt is standing on a red carpetAlt: Woman wearing a face mask and a yellow shirt doing a workout video while a military coup takes place behind her (Myanmar 2020) 020
Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Me to my husband: You ready for the government shutdown? 8: Are you going to live through the great depression again? Me: Wait, what do you mean again? 100
Reposted by Bionic BeeBen Werdmuller @ben.werd.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2025War ravaged Portland 21983382
Reposted by Bionic BeeAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/09/2025Democrats should never vote to fund a government that's waging war on its own citizens and firing officials *because* they insist on following court orders instead of breaking the law. Let Senate Republicans nuke the filibuster. None of this is normal and it shouldn't be treated as such. 325159634391
Reposted by Bionic BeeSJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 23/09/2025i got raptured but when the archangel gabriel unhooked me from the string of divine grace he frowned and said "ugh, tagged for research?" and he threw me back down to earth real aggressive-like 928226
Reposted by Bionic BeeJelena @jelenawrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2025I suffer from migraines and if someone tried to take away my pain medication, I'd stab them with a kitchen knife without remorse. Needless suffering is just that - needless. And whoever wants you to be in pain, hates you. 6969
Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Mental health? Struggling. Third trimester? Dragging. World around us? Burning. It's time for an unhinged art project. 000
Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 21/09/20258: Not all Labubus are haunted and want to kill your pets, just some. I want to ask Santa for a Labubu for Christmas!! Me:media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie says that 's great peacock on the bottomAlt: Jack McBrayer from 30 Rock. Wide eyes and a smile saying, "That's great" 010
Reposted by Bionic Beelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/09/2025great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system 291115262025
Reposted by Bionic BeeLeen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 18/09/2025“Wait but if they declared anti-fascists enemies of the state then they were basically admitting the state is actually fascist, no?” — some poor baffled student trying to study for their Fall of the American Empire history exam in the year 2525, probably 1632881
Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I really hope when the Epstein list finally comes out, someone puts every name on it into song to the tune of the Pokérap. 🎵Gotta catch 'em all🎵 000
Reposted by Bionic BeePatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 08/09/2025So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop. 51882281060
Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 08/09/2025I love that my unavoidable cringe response to my daughter's loose tooth is exactly the motivation she needs to keep wiggling it. Not so much loving that she finds it hilarious to do sneak attacks inches from my face, but hey, motivation nonetheless. 000
Reposted by Bionic BeeCait Brennan @caitbrennan.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Literally the second meme I've made in my life. 11065881038
Reposted by Bionic BeeUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/09/2025EMOTIONALLY BALANCED GARY Temporarily Out of Stock 401206202
Reposted by Bionic Beeandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 05/09/2025Mentally I'm at a tiny table in a tex mex restaurant dreading the arrival of the fajitas 1533669
Reposted by Bionic BeeYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 05/09/2025my wife: (shouting down to the basement) hey me: (shouting up the stairs) yeah what’s up my wife: (still shouting) did you forget to create one hundred thousand jobs last month ?? me: (no longer shouting) oh shit oh fuck 111184163
Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Trying to clean up my Gmail storage... Working through deleting a decades worth of emails in the promotions tab. 101,893 at a time.media.tenor.coma black and white cat with the words my god what have i done behind itAlt: a black and white cat stared blankly with the words "My god. What have I done" behind it surrounded by explosive flames 120
Reposted by Bionic BeeCourtney Ellis @courtneyellis.bsky.social · 01/09/2025What if we really hated parents? —manufacturers of slime 6392
Reposted by Bionic Bee[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Sorry but being on a golf course does not prove that you’re alive 68812
Reposted by Bionic BeeCrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Quick! Another Tesla parade on the South Lawn so they can wheel out his corpse on the roof like the Soviet leaders' balcony of old. 0284
Reposted by Bionic BeeFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 30/08/2025he'll always be dead in our hearts 85218616
Reposted by Bionic BeeOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 30/08/2025I’m just practicing the lyrics to “yub nub” in case it turns out to be true 1760479
Reposted by Bionic Beeslop enjoyer @slop.guru · 30/08/2025nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy 220110111608
Reposted by Bionic BeeJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/08/2025long weekend at bernie's 675374497