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SJ Klapecki (should be writing)

@sjklapecki.itch.io
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 15h
I think it’s fun that all of the core id guys are now normal charming dorky dad types (Romero, Hall, Adrian Carmack) or ontologically evil freaks (John Carmack, Sandy) with American McGee, an ardent libertarian that now lives on a boat and makes plushies, somehow straddling the line.
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royale @royale.bsky.social · 1h
lou and kiera, girls from my new project ive been poking at. its kinda lesbian pirates again but this time theres dragons #oc #art
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 2h
STEBAN, THE STUDENT COMMUNIST - “In dark times, should the stars also go out?”
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 7h
I do not care what Leo says into a mic until it's "all the total trans healthcare bans in the Catholic Church's massive hospital networks are immediately repealed."
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 23h
CK3 just added an achievement for making the pope sleep with your wife its called "papal bull" i am in awe
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Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i hope that men notice how whenever a rape story gets widespread coverage, women use it as an opportunity to vent about how fucking disgusting we think many of you are and how many have made our lives measurably worse, and take a few moments to deeply process that.
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Haze Arquebus @reapthegirlwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finally, bugfuck nowhere
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Sunsette / Cynthia Skye @sunderedmarches.com · 28/09/2026
a fair point but also: plans are useless. planning is *essential*. there's a noticeable gulf between properties that don't do serious planning at all and properties that do make an effort and then change under new information
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 04/06/2024
Louise Bourgeois on the difference between French and American aesthetics
Summarized: LB's mother sewed tapestries. Tapestries to be exported to America had to have figure's genitals cut out and replaced with flowers. LB's mother saved up the excised genitals and made a quilt to give to her daughter. And that's the difference.
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 28/09/2026
It's funny to me that RPG, "Rocket Propelled Grenade" is just a backronym because the original Russian words of "Ruchnoy Protivotankovyy Granatomyot," RPG, actually mean "Hand-held anti-tank grenade" Like it just matched up perfectly.
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 28/09/2026
A TRAGEDY HAS BEFALLEN MANKIND im out of my pineapple-habanero sauce :(
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 28/09/2026
honestly I kind of think that one of the most effective ways to kill this technology would simply be to make it so that it only replies in bullet points and stiff summaries, this sycophantic mewling is making a guy treat having his address given to strangers like an understandable fuck up
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 27/09/2026
Congratulations, Meta, you have literalized one of the oldest forms of evil magic/cursing in human history! The Evil Eye is now fucking real, I guess!!
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 27/09/2026
i still think its really funny traditional masses have the priest face away from the audience and towards the altar because its such a disrespectful-seeming gesture in the modern world but its even funnier when the church is clearly not designed for the acoustics to make them work
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 26/09/2026
new RTR new RTR if they make a whole album sounding like this is would instantly skyrocket to the top of my favourites www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e4n...
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Irreplaceable
YouTube video by Rave The Reqviem - Topic
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 26/09/2026
I really hate the saints that CK3 chose for their "patron saint" options like. it feels extremely weird to only see the evangelists like. no Mary? none of the archangels? no stephen? I know the most important saints in modern times were born after the 867 start but still
a list of options featuring St Peter, the Rock, St. Paul, Apostle to the Gentiles, St. John the Evangelist, St. Matthew the Publican, St. Mark the lion
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
incredible audio
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Elly "Enormity" Bangs @ellybangs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is a heartwrenching object. Its telos is too strong. I've never smoked but I know that in its presence I would smoke like a chimney: it would offer me a cigarette with such pure and delicate care and hopeful love that if I were to decline its offer I would bawl in fear I'd hurt its feelings.
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 26/09/2026
one frustrating thing about the world getting more and more hostile to trans people is that im finding it a lot harder to fight off my hedonistic impulses. i dont smoke anymore, i drink p. rarely, but i keep hearing this voice saying "why do you think you'll even live long enough for it to matter?"
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 26/09/2026
I forever love NILE's sound, everything about their music fucks so much www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsZH...
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Cast Down the Heretic
YouTube video by Nile - Topic
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 26/09/2026
Woke Mongol Empire: Geng-HER Khan Öge-GAY Khan Möngke Khan (but he rules from Kharakor-CUM, the gayest palace in the steppe. it is identical to ours.) And finally the polycule falls apart because Kubla-bi Khan never wanted to help set up the WOKE YURT and shunned Ten/gri, the eternal PRONOUN
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 25/09/2026
"I am the scourge of the Goddess. If you had not committed great sins, she would not sent one such as I to call you out."
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 25/09/2026
"WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE" "TO RESPECT YOUR WOMEN, TO LOVE THEM AS THEY COME BEFORE YOU, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR PATRIARCHS"
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 25/09/2026
GHENGIS KHAN, FEMINIST ALLY would be a good bit i will admit
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Meredith McClaren @iniquitousfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And illustration of Inigo Montoya from the PRINCESS BRIDE limping towards the audience. His sword in one hand, his other hand cradling his injuries. This is his key scene in the movie, yielding the line 'you killed my father, prepare to die.'
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 25/09/2026
chikken stew
a large cast iron cauldron, now full of celery, onions, and carrotsthe same cast iron cauldron, now full of broth
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Anarchy Goose @anarchygoose.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
Watching my partner play the new control and wow is it relatable
Protagonist of Control 2 the boring brother guy whose name I can't remember standing in front of a digger with the label 'transition blocked'
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 25/09/2026
really sad and frustrated with a lot of things tonight, really wish my adhd meds didnt keep my brain overactive at night
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 24/09/2026
please help my girlfriend
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You should have to smell the dead when you disinter them.
A chat request from a late friend
I recognize the pain of thinking if I could only talk to them one more time. It is among the more familiar human laments. But that's just the thing it is a human problem to be endured not a technological problem to be sold. Our capacity for loss – in fact the necessity of losing and having lost – is what makes us who we are. Individually and collectively. There is no workaround. There will be no workaround. And every step toward preventing that or perverting that is an affront to our humanity. Why not just taxidermy nana and prop her up at the Texas Chainsaw Massacre dinner table? At least there's something real and tangible about that. Undeniable in its sacrilege. You should have to smell the dead when you disinter them.
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royale @royale.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hey! i need to replace my laptop battery asap and i just do not have the cash. if anyone is in the position to help me out, i'm opening my commissions back up! if you're interested, please fill out my form and i'll get in contact 💛 form.jotform.com/royalebh/com... #comms #commissions #art #oc
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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
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royale @royale.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ruth!!!!!! @sjklapecki.itch.io #art #oc
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 24/09/2026
please help my girlfriend
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royale @royale.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sketch of a dragon from a yet another project #art #oc #dragon
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 24/09/2026
I'm currently giving this a re-season because I don't ever trust factory seasoning I'm gonna make chicken stew tomorrow :3
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 24/09/2026
what are the ethics of trying to grow a mango in Canada
a small mango sapling with very large leaves in a terracotta pot
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M Zakharuk @ Read ATTACK DOGS @mzakharuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I will also say that, mostly due to parasociality, people discard "problematic" indie creators much more readily than "problematic" bigger creators
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allison steele, organic human person @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
timeline cleanser
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(poster name not shown): knock knock
dismembered-jackalope: who's there
justsomeguycore: deez 
dismembered-jackalope: sigh. deez who?
justsomeguycore: deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
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the pawjob expert @quixin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we all need to be more comfortable acknowledging that queerness is a lived experience and a material reality and the way other random people view you and the relationship you're in does actually matter and has real implications to how you navigate the world
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 24/09/2026
my single favorite birthday gift this year is the large cauldron
a large iron cauldron on top of a wooden stool
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Spike Prime [Art Comms Open] @spikeprime.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every three seconds, a new series of questions consumed me about every single event unfolding before me...
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