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Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Now I'm hoping for rogue groups of Minecraft teens to sneak in and pull off Chicken Jockey stunts during showings.

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Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

He's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch. He's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

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Darby Vernon @darbyvernon.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Thank you anime horse girls for another Broncos win.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Sesame Street never prepared me for any of this

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

When the host of Jeopardy is out for blood, YOU HAVE FUCKED UP

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ceej @ceej.online · 07/01/2026

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

This entire weekend

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

if someone turns on a light when i don’t expect it i screech and do the bilbo baggins scary face

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

HOA: About your yard. The theme was... Brenda: The theme was "Christmas makes me feel..." and that's what I did. HOA: There are empty liquor bottles, the snowman is passed out, broken lights, and what you did to Rudolph with the xmas tree... Brenda: Christmas. Makes. Me. Feel.

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

I think some folks are way past the the skills of 3 Christmas ghosts. Let's just give Krampus a map of D.C. and call it a day.

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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 21/11/2025

♫ How do you solve a problem like Cthulhu? How do you catch Old Ones and pin them down? How do you even pronounce Cthulhu? I'm horrified as my shattering mind melts down! ♫

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

The chickens are coming home to rot

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.

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Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

"Indistinguishable from an ordinary American flag to the naked eye" is certainly a choice of words. Pretty sure we've already seen this plot twist recently.

Top: Photo from The Hill of Ohio Representative Dave Taylor with text that says "Rep. Dave Taylor says "ruse" that "obscured" swastika in American flag targeted GOP offices.

Bottom: DC antihero Peacemaker looks at a mural of Adolf Hitler in front of the US Capitol with an American flag with a swastika on it with the text "Oh, fuck. How'd I miss that?"

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

it's crazy how fast movies become dated. for instance, the 2021 movie "Don't Look Up" no longer makes sense, because if an American scientist discovered a planet-killing comet heading towards us today, their main response would be "oh thank fuck for that"

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Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Naturally her reasoning is we lived through it, died, and were reborn. I guess that is a little nicer than thinking we are *that* old.

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Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Me to my husband: You ready for the government shutdown? 8: Are you going to live through the great depression again? Me: Wait, what do you mean again?

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Ben Werdmuller @ben.werd.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2025

War ravaged Portland

The famous unicycling Darth Vader on a bridge in Portland. He is playing flaming bagpipes.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/09/2025

Democrats should never vote to fund a government that's waging war on its own citizens and firing officials *because* they insist on following court orders instead of breaking the law. Let Senate Republicans nuke the filibuster. None of this is normal and it shouldn't be treated as such.

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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 23/09/2025

i got raptured but when the archangel gabriel unhooked me from the string of divine grace he frowned and said "ugh, tagged for research?" and he threw me back down to earth real aggressive-like

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Jelena @jelenawrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I suffer from migraines and if someone tried to take away my pain medication, I'd stab them with a kitchen knife without remorse. Needless suffering is just that - needless. And whoever wants you to be in pain, hates you.

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Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

And my 8 year old who is autistic? Give me an effing break, I know damn well it's not the medications I took, not the vaccines. She's just like me and her dad! It's genetic. Now taking away the pain meds? It's cruel, backwards, and such a nasty grift. 🙄

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Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

You know what is still first on the line of defense for me despite the fact I've been taking it daily? Acetaminophen. Add in Botox injections every two weeks, and an antihistamine, and hope that by the time I deliver there's some relief. It's baffling they want to take away one of the few options.

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Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

This is exactly where I'm at right now, pregnant in the third trimester and having a migraine episode I can't fully break since May. I finally got a referral after months to go to the neurology department that actually sees pregnant people, and with six weeks left my options are still limited.

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Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Mental health? Struggling. Third trimester? Dragging. World around us? Burning. It's time for an unhinged art project.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/09/2025

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

“Wait but if they declared anti-fascists enemies of the state then they were basically admitting the state is actually fascist, no?” — some poor baffled student trying to study for their Fall of the American Empire history exam in the year 2525, probably

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Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

That song is now on my 2025 playlist. 🫠

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Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

The fact Trump was the one to break the news hit me as odd too. Ugh, I really don't like this timeline.

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Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

I really hope when the Epstein list finally comes out, someone puts every name on it into song to the tune of the Pokérap. 🎵Gotta catch 'em all🎵

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop.

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Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

I love that my unavoidable cringe response to my daughter's loose tooth is exactly the motivation she needs to keep wiggling it. Not so much loving that she finds it hilarious to do sneak attacks inches from my face, but hey, motivation nonetheless.

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Cait Brennan @caitbrennan.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Literally the second meme I've made in my life.

The tired old "Anakin and Padme" meme:

Anakin: I did it! I went back in time and saved us from RFK!"
Padme: RFK *junior*, right?...

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

EMOTIONALLY BALANCED GARY Temporarily Out of Stock

Pair of Amazon ads for 2 hats, one in “Light gary” and one in “Dark Gary.”

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 05/09/2025

Mentally I'm at a tiny table in a tex mex restaurant dreading the arrival of the fajitas

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

my wife: (shouting down to the basement) hey me: (shouting up the stairs) yeah what’s up my wife: (still shouting) did you forget to create one hundred thousand jobs last month ?? me: (no longer shouting) oh shit oh fuck

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Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

"An error occurred while deleting messages." The world is on fire, please just let me have some control over deleting the past. Even if it's just spam. Please. September 2022 and the bulk select is down to 89k a click. Still, progress is slow.

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Bionic Bee @bionicbeth.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Why is that bulk number dropping each time? I'm still in 2023. 😭

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