Reposted by BBL Jedibeetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I have a song to sing 8384981403
Reposted by BBL JediThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/07/2026Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term 7963841408
Reposted by BBL Jediomgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Never tell your cat your pin number . 23578661150
BBL Jedi @bbljedi.bsky.social · 23/07/2026someone recognized as the “Kid Whisperer” is probably the last person I would trust in any situation 000
Reposted by BBL JediBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I saw Mitch McConnell at the gym today, on a stationary bike. He was dead. 353996381
Reposted by BBL JediJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 20/07/2026NYT: Is not being alive hurting Mitch McConnell with his constituents? Not according to the folks in one Kentucky Cracker Barrel. 4657123
Reposted by BBL JediBrett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 18/07/2026Seriously, a HIGH BEE WARNING now??? 1462653394
Reposted by BBL JediGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 14/07/2026handbook of contemporary politics 81873265
Reposted by BBL JediOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 11/07/2026putting together IKEA furniture, thinking about KJÏLLING myself 1354279
Reposted by BBL JediRob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 12/07/2026this is how i get my news now 06011
Reposted by BBL Jediceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026a parable against hardening your heart to suffering 864281
Reposted by BBL JediIGN @ign.com · 02/07/2026Minions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed in an interview that no minions have worked with Hitler because they were frozen "in that cave." 931853417
Reposted by BBL Jedialias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Me trying to make it through the week. 06815
Reposted by BBL JediKayla B @queenofthesouth.bsky.social · 24/06/2026All children deserve to eat for free at school. ALL OF THEM. I don’t care if their parent is a millionaire. Free lunch. 1653947674
Reposted by BBL Jedimuffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026listen if you're not using your morning commute for crying, that's just poor time management 512037
Reposted by BBL JediBarry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Warm Wake-up in the Windy City. Today in Chicago to start the day. 112816
Reposted by BBL JediDisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Top 10 Star Wars aliens I wouldn't mind sharing a bed with if there was a mix-up with our hotel rooms (Source: tinyurl.com/33yh6d98) 312129
Reposted by BBL Jediaj @strawberry.bsky.to · 14/06/2026i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt 19643
Reposted by BBL JediCrystal Fleming is on sabbatical @alwaystheself.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Unpopular opinion but I actually think it’s messed up to mock Joe Rogan’s physical appearance simply because he woke up and decided to look like an inflated and constipated Temu Lex Luther who bought his tie in the kids section at Costco 612721
Reposted by BBL Jedikim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 14/06/2026omg ffs we just want healthcare 1393753820
Reposted by BBL Jedithe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time 417200793532
Reposted by BBL JediViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 09/11/2024[yelling over club music] Do you think we’re ever truly forgiven 5150911209
Reposted by BBL JediMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 11/06/2026they just can’t do it right over there can they 3355
Reposted by BBL JediMike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 20/02/2026the video game industry is a mess 59108162727
Reposted by BBL Jedidoc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 17/05/2026[7am, hungover, gonna be late for work, staring in the mirror at the saddest looking piece of shit I’ve ever seen in my life] da greatest to ever do it baby 71290198
Reposted by BBL JediTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Much as I like Pride & Prejudice I find it impossible to deny that this is the greatest review of it of all time 6155791256
Reposted by BBL JediMysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Unironically one of the funniest jokes in Star Wars history is literally that bit from Empire where an asteroid smacks into the bridge of a Star Destroyer and just flat-out kills a guy in the middle of a call with Vader, and everyone just ignores him 6453811473
Reposted by BBL JediKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 09/06/2026I love how people can breezily be like “so much that divides people” like it’s a brunch menu when the division is over whether people should be dead or not 8247361004
![I Have Never Eaten in My Life
[drawing of a crying kitten]
Greetings dear reader. My name is Rusty. I am eight months old and have never eaten in my life.
There is food here. So much food. Only the creature with bizarre-looking paws may unlock it.
I have seen the food extracted from its
container. Extracted by the strange creature. But I swear to you; I have never had a taste of even the smallest morsel.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2t3pjvgz3zrqqojku7rkscep/bafkreih3ymwdaqexxdx2qejece2xu274q52slskmmllza7gn4ngdfiqlhe)
![They Put a Hat on Me, Pardner
Pardner. My dearest pardner. I write to you with a great sadness in my heart.
I was resting my eyes, ever so briefly. Minding my own business. I felt a pressure upon me. A terrible and oppressive pressure.
The pressure was an awful object. The long-limbed creature who lives in my home placed it so close to my precious head.
[drawing of a crying orange cat with a pink cowboy hat on his head]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2t3pjvgz3zrqqojku7rkscep/bafkreiarhmowri3ciujojsdtpuzlsv7it2b4lvvegwt5aixq5vsntupcni)
