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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 15h
they had sex
NY Times headline, "In an $80 motel room, scientists made a discovery that helped shed light on the origins of life"
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You're losing the war you started for no reason, dumbass.
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phylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026
smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 29/09/2026
We demand to be taken seriously
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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River Blackearth @riverblackearth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Name and shame these monsters.
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Try to live the kind of life that will make war criminals hate you.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all of these guys -- crypto, gambling markets, social media, ai. crack every single one of them like an egg and bring them to heel. they are an existential threat to society
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Dang @bartenderesq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Called out.
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 22/09/2026
I think you had to be very online at a time when most people weren't to know that the bush administration was comically evil to the extent that it was, but for those of you who weren't: trust us! these were stupid evil people, not so different from the current ones!
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Schitt's Creek is a show by nepo babies for actual babies
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 21/09/2026
fucked up high contrast gold foil portrait of robert f kennedy jr the low-information pervert with the diseasestim heidecker - the normal kind of pervert - on tom goes to the mayor
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan
newspaper headline: "Mets Blow a Save and Fan 18 Times in Opening Loss"
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 20/09/2026
Ed Sheeran overcorrected and joined the Houthis
Reuters world news - the Houthis say they struck Riyadh. here's why it matters. and the thumbnail has a big picture of a Houthi strike and in the corner, a photo of Ed Sheeran with no mention
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 19/09/2026
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 18/09/2026
me getting in the uber 20 minutes after insisting to all my friends that i "don't feel anything" from the bong hit i took
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the wet bandits trying to rob a house
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He had me at “hyrox doo doo queen”
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"I built myself a palace while you can't afford beef" is probably not the message the GOP wants to send 50 days from the midterms.
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TFW your entire country's path into the future gets fucking bodied by a 10-year-old named Riley Grunch
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
JOHNNY DEPP: *slurring frenchly* VO: "Available at Macy's"
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 13/09/2026
I resigned from JibJab over what I believe are dangerous intelligences creating deepfakes
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 15/07/2024
Do it
George W Bush on Instagram
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hvspca-volunteer.bsky.social @hvspca-volunteer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Do you want to see a perfect tuxedo kitty? Here is DOLLY with her son Atlas, both are available for adoption at Hudson Valley SPCA in New Windsor, NY (near Newburgh)
A tuxedo kitty with big green eyes and perfect white toes looks out at us, while her kitten (an all black kitty) plans just how much trouble he can get into if we look away from that open door for just one second
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@TOS_Violator

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As if the headline isn't enough incentive, do read this short news story to the last paragraph because MAN does it escalate! playbill.com/article/man-...
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Man Sentenced to 2-Year Jail Sentence After Strangling Fellow Theatregoer for Singing Along During We Will Rock You
The dust-up happened at a 2023 press performance in London's West End.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Mamdani is a charismatic guy but I promise you anyone can replicate this. 1) Unapologetically use the government to help ordinary people; and 2) Tell them about it
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Also the Angels and Padres just sold for $4 billion apiece so any owner crying poverty should just sell the team for more money than most of us could ever really conceive of.
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grapesmoker @grapesmoker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
we actually have to destroy the alt-health industry in its entirety, much like we also need to destroy car dealerships
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 07/09/2026
two comic panels
on the left, ray smuckles warily regards a glass of wine
on the right, cartilage head looks directly at the viewer with a drawn and mournful face
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yeah genius she's on the away team
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Homer at the lesbian bar.
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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
[guy who can’t fully remember that Gramsci quote] it’s Monster Time
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
natalie harp, printing out the headline and nothing else
It’s Not Just You.
America Has Gotten Much Hotter.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/09/2026
“We could do tremendous good for ourselves by just not trading with countries” — Trump’s bonkers view of trade is that you become wealthy by not engaging in commerce
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What farm has a who corn maze now lmao
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Goebel Farms honors Charlie Kirk with corn maze design
They say they chose to honor Kirk because he believed that disagreement should lead to conversation, not violence.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the president is having a sleepover with my wife to ensure that she stays faithful to me. thank you sir
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Broke: One of the reasons gen AI needs to die is because of AI psychosis Woke: Gen AI will succeed because people are getting AI psychosis
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well yeah she's an adult
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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This brilliant photograph, and the others ⤵️, is by Carol Guzy. one of only 5 people to have won the Pulitzer Prize for photography four times. Guzy had a 30 year career at the Washington Post before Jeff Bezos' henchman fired her via email like so many others. On Instagram, she's carolguzy
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Cause of death: Suicide
Occupation: Slave
Known for: Being castrated
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tweet from koyaanisqatsi heckler (@Arr):

*johnny cash in his final years, over a spare arrangement, his voice frail* he did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn’t like him so they shot him into space
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