Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 2hI don't know what you guys are complaining about, this Super Intelligence thing seems pretty cool to me. 100
Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 2hThe people who hang out on Apple's useless support forums with a mission to defend every bug Apple has released are some of the weirdest people on the entire internet. discussions.apple.com/thread/25635...discussions.apple.comSecurity VerificationSecurity verification page to protect against malicious bots. 000
Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 18hAn "unknown electrical problem" at a water filtration plant serving the DC area that's been ongoing for hours strikes me as something more than just an electrical problem. 000
Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 23hMustachioed aliens are finally making a long-overdue comeback. 010
Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 23hI take back what I said about Shadowfax forcing Gandalf to chase him around Rohan for two days being the reason he missed Strider and the Hobbits. Gandalf probably could have made it to Bree before they left if the Gaffer hadn't spent so long talking his ear off. 000
Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 29/09/2026And if you're following @shire-reckoning.bsky.social, this is happening at this very moment. bsky.app/profile/shir... 052
Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 28/09/2026This dinosaur was menacing my dinosaurs this morning. This might be the biggest red-tailed hawk I've ever seen in my yard. 020
Reposted by Chris ColemanCabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 26/09/2026can't a guy walk down the street anymore without being harassed by artificial intelligence 2924554
Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 25/09/2026I can't believe the US government still allows artificial fasteners. Think you're safe? Guess again. Your home is almost certainly held together by thousands of deadly nails and screws. 030
Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 25/09/2026They won't tell you about this. It is forbidden knowledge. 000
Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 23/09/2026Nothing is more important, however, than revolting AI-generated images of food-like horrors. 000
Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 23/09/2026Shadowfax made Gandalf chase him around for two days, resulting in missing meeting Strider and the Hobbits in Bree by just a few hours. Frodo got stabbed and barely made it to Rivendell, and yet Shadowfax gets to sail into the West. 000
Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 23/09/2026Such a layup for Democrats. No matter who you are, Elon Musk made something you depend on worse, more expensive, or less efficient. Hate paying taxes? Tough fucking shit, we live in a society. But what if paying them was much less complicated and also free? We had that and this fucker killed it. 000
Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 23/09/2026Go big or go home. Why not the tomb of the unknown soldier? Better yet, the Donald J. Trump Arlington National Cemetery has a nice ring to it. Get some gold leaf on those ugly white tombstones. I want to see it on their faces when he makes people go on TV to defend it. The more profane, the better. 000
Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 22/09/2026You're absolutely right, and I apologize. My claim wasn't just overstated — it was buried in the lone and level sands. Two vast and trunkless legs and a shattered visage would hardly cause ye Mighty to despair. I should have verified before asserting. Great catch! 020
Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 22/09/2026I kind of wonder what Graham Platner is up to today. 100
Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 22/09/2026I didn't even have to click to tell that this photo is in NEPA. I'm from near Archbald, and there were other data center plans nearby, which were recently defeated. I was up there this summer, and it was wild to drive around in the country and see "No data centers" signs on basically every yard. 000
Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 22/09/2026As CEO of the company that makes the #17 rated mapping app in the App Store, I’m instructing my people to preemptively rename a few more bodies of water, as well as a few mountains, just to be on the safe side. We’ll dial it back when he hits 26%. Maybe. 000
Reposted by Chris Colemanlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/09/2026if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy" 1294512778
Reposted by Chris ColemanSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026People all seem convinced this is clearly intentionally such a dogwhistle. Anything's possible, I guess, but, I don't know. This isn't far from schizoposting. Why would they use a K-pop star in a Korean ad for Koreans to do that? You're saying it's wrong to carry shoes in your hand? 8998146
Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 19/09/2026I, for one, think it's a good thing that he's spiraling over an issue that is uniquely unpopular with his own political base. 000
Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 19/09/2026I think we should stay out of Vulcan politics and they should stay out of ours. 010
Reposted by Chris ColemanChris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 11/09/2026Kirkland trail mix is goated when picking out almonds is the vibe. 101
Reposted by Chris ColemanShepseskare in Love @upfromsumdirt.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026keith haring, grace jones, fela kuti, and jean-michel basquiat photographed by andy warhol. at mr. chow, nyc (june 1986) 62901632
Reposted by Chris ColemanJason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026So did they ever find that guy's stolen Legos or what 8805
Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 18/09/2026Finally, the dumbest, most passionate members of the studio audience will get to shout down the contestants. 000
Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 18/09/2026Witnessing the last 30 seconds of any Angine de Poitrine song performed live would cause anyone born before 1900 to instantly go insane. 000
Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 18/09/2026Angine de Poitrine at the Lincoln Theater, Sept. 17 2026. 110
Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comJoker: And Here We Go (Heath Ledger)Alt: Joker: And Here We Go (Heath Ledger) 000
Reposted by Chris ColemanGillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Oh hey have you seen the new Apple TV series? It's a conceptual sci-fi with a rich mythology and lots of merchandising opportunities. It won 14 Emmy's for comedy because it has two jokes per one hour episode. It's second season comes out in 2033 71619
Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 17/09/2026I got a weird email that seemed like it's possibly phishing, so I googled some of the text from it to see if shows up anywhere. I guess it's all good though because the Google search AI is going to add an event to its calendar, which it apparently has. 010
Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 16/09/2026The zip code in part of PA I'm from covers 37 (non-contiguous) sq. mi., five different townships/boroughs, over three counties. Many people use a different town in their mailing address. Several streets in the area share names and Google Maps, especially for business listings, is a mess. 010
Reposted by Chris ColemanChris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 16/09/2026Angine de Poitrine at The Atlantis 031
Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 15/09/2026Pretty good chance that ProPublica is currently working on meticulously-sourced story about a recent trip by Kash to an aquarium, right? 000
Reposted by Chris ColemanChris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 15/09/2026Angine de Poitrine track just made their US TV debut and dropped a new track. There’s no way Jimmy Fallon’s audience is mentally prepared for this sort of thing. Trump is going to feel compelled to retaliate against Canada.youtu.beAngine de Poitrine: Zugzegk | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy FallonYouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 021
Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 15/09/2026Angine de Poitrine track just made their US TV debut and dropped a new track. There’s no way Jimmy Fallon’s audience is mentally prepared for this sort of thing. Trump is going to feel compelled to retaliate against Canada.youtu.beAngine de Poitrine: Zugzegk | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy FallonYouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 021