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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 2h
I don't know what you guys are complaining about, this Super Intelligence thing seems pretty cool to me.
Is the executive branch allowed, on ideological grounds, to decide not to spend funds that congress has appropriated?
No. Under current federal law, the executive branch generally cannot unilaterally refuse to spend funds Congress has appropriated, including because of policy disagreement.
Power of the purse
The Constitution provides that no money may be drawn from the Treasury except by appropriations made by law. Congress appropriates; the President and agencies administer those funds.
Impoundment Control Act of 1974
Withholding or delaying enacted funding is an impoundment. The Impoundment Control Act (ICA) was enacted so the President cannot simply substitute different funding choices for those Congress enacted.
GAO’s position is that an appropriation is a law like any other, that the President has no unilateral authority to withhold funds from obligation, and that faithful execution of the law does not allow substituting the President’s policy priorities for what Congress enacted.
What the President may do
The ICA allows only limited, reported steps:
Rescission (permanent cancellation): The President sends a special message to Congress. Funds may be withheld for a limited period (generally 45 days of continuous session). If Congress does not enact a law canceling the funds, they must be made available for obligation. Funds generally may not be withheld through their expiration date.
Deferral (temporary delay): The President must send a special message. Deferrals are limited (for example, contingencies, operational savings, or as specifically provided by law) and generally may not run past the end of the fiscal year.
The Supreme Court held in Train v. City of New York (1975) that the President lacked unilateral authority to withhold certain funds Congress had appropriated.
This is a summary of published statutes and GAO interpretations, not legal advice. How any specific pause or cancellation is treated depends on the appropriation and the facts.
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 15h
Krusty having a heart attack while checking out some glistening, sizzling pork products
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 2h
The people who hang out on Apple's useless support forums with a mission to defend every bug Apple has released are some of the weirdest people on the entire internet. discussions.apple.com/thread/25635...
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 15h
Krusty having a heart attack while checking out some glistening, sizzling pork products
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 18h
An "unknown electrical problem" at a water filtration plant serving the DC area that's been ongoing for hours strikes me as something more than just an electrical problem.
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 21h
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 22h
Republican senators: We demand to be taken seriously.
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 23h
Mustachioed aliens are finally making a long-overdue comeback.
Sinestro from Lanterns
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 23h
The comments… 😬
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 23h
I take back what I said about Shadowfax forcing Gandalf to chase him around Rohan for two days being the reason he missed Strider and the Hobbits. Gandalf probably could have made it to Bree before they left if the Gaffer hadn't spent so long talking his ear off.
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 29/09/2026
And if you're following @shire-reckoning.bsky.social, this is happening at this very moment. bsky.app/profile/shir...
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 28/09/2026
This dinosaur was menacing my dinosaurs this morning. This might be the biggest red-tailed hawk I've ever seen in my yard.
Red-tailed hawk
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 26/09/2026
Bluesky's special boy has arrived to save the day.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 26/09/2026
can't a guy walk down the street anymore without being harassed by artificial intelligence
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 25/09/2026
I can't believe the US government still allows artificial fasteners. Think you're safe? Guess again. Your home is almost certainly held together by thousands of deadly nails and screws.
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 25/09/2026
It's an uncanny resemblance.
Troll from Cat's Eye
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 25/09/2026
They won't tell you about this. It is forbidden knowledge.
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 23/09/2026
Nothing is more important, however, than revolting AI-generated images of food-like horrors.
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 23/09/2026
Shadowfax made Gandalf chase him around for two days, resulting in missing meeting Strider and the Hobbits in Bree by just a few hours. Frodo got stabbed and barely made it to Rivendell, and yet Shadowfax gets to sail into the West.
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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Rovy Wade. Rovy. Wade.
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 23/09/2026
Such a layup for Democrats. No matter who you are, Elon Musk made something you depend on worse, more expensive, or less efficient. Hate paying taxes? Tough fucking shit, we live in a society. But what if paying them was much less complicated and also free? We had that and this fucker killed it.
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 23/09/2026
Go big or go home. Why not the tomb of the unknown soldier? Better yet, the Donald J. Trump Arlington National Cemetery has a nice ring to it. Get some gold leaf on those ugly white tombstones. I want to see it on their faces when he makes people go on TV to defend it. The more profane, the better.
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 22/09/2026
You're absolutely right, and I apologize. My claim wasn't just overstated — it was buried in the lone and level sands. Two vast and trunkless legs and a shattered visage would hardly cause ye Mighty to despair. I should have verified before asserting. Great catch!
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 22/09/2026
I kind of wonder what Graham Platner is up to today.
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 22/09/2026
I didn't even have to click to tell that this photo is in NEPA. I'm from near Archbald, and there were other data center plans nearby, which were recently defeated. I was up there this summer, and it was wild to drive around in the country and see "No data centers" signs on basically every yard.
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 22/09/2026
As CEO of the company that makes the #17 rated mapping app in the App Store, I’m instructing my people to preemptively rename a few more bodies of water, as well as a few mountains, just to be on the safe side. We’ll dial it back when he hits 26%. Maybe.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/09/2026
if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
People all seem convinced this is clearly intentionally such a dogwhistle. Anything's possible, I guess, but, I don't know. This isn't far from schizoposting. Why would they use a K-pop star in a Korean ad for Koreans to do that? You're saying it's wrong to carry shoes in your hand?
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 19/09/2026
I, for one, think it's a good thing that he's spiraling over an issue that is uniquely unpopular with his own political base.
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 19/09/2026
I think we should stay out of Vulcan politics and they should stay out of ours.
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 11/09/2026
Kirkland trail mix is goated when picking out almonds is the vibe.
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Shepseskare in Love @upfromsumdirt.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
keith haring, grace jones, fela kuti, and jean-michel basquiat photographed by andy warhol. at mr. chow, nyc (june 1986)
a white man, a jamaican woman, an african man, and a black man walk into a restaurant....
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So did they ever find that guy's stolen Legos or what
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FALSE BERLIN and BIZARRE LITTLE MEN are categories, they did the thing
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 18/09/2026
Finally, the dumbest, most passionate members of the studio audience will get to shout down the contestants.
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 18/09/2026
Witnessing the last 30 seconds of any Angine de Poitrine song performed live would cause anyone born before 1900 to instantly go insane.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 18/09/2026
Angine de Poitrine at the Lincoln Theater, Sept. 17 2026.
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 18/09/2026
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Joker: And Here We Go (Heath Ledger)
Alt: Joker: And Here We Go (Heath Ledger)
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 18/09/2026
Post from Amy @lolennui.bsky.social

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, "did you eat the Lindbergh baby" he's like, "no but I'd be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later"
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh hey have you seen the new Apple TV series? It's a conceptual sci-fi with a rich mythology and lots of merchandising opportunities. It won 14 Emmy's for comedy because it has two jokes per one hour episode. It's second season comes out in 2033
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 17/09/2026
I got a weird email that seemed like it's possibly phishing, so I googled some of the text from it to see if shows up anywhere. I guess it's all good though because the Google search AI is going to add an event to its calendar, which it apparently has.
Search: "We received your attendee information from the organization you work for for an upcoming Google Ads on Air x Warner Music Canada session."

AI Overview: Thank you for letting me know. I look forward to the upcoming Google Ads on Air x Warner Music Canada session.Could you please share the date, time, and access link for the session so I can ensure it is properly added to my calendar?
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 16/09/2026
The zip code in part of PA I'm from covers 37 (non-contiguous) sq. mi., five different townships/boroughs, over three counties. Many people use a different town in their mailing address. Several streets in the area share names and Google Maps, especially for business listings, is a mess.
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 16/09/2026
Angine de Poitrine at The Atlantis
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 16/09/2026
Angine de Poitrine at The Atlantis
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 15/09/2026
Pretty good chance that ProPublica is currently working on meticulously-sourced story about a recent trip by Kash to an aquarium, right?
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 15/09/2026
Get a blog.
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 15/09/2026
Angine de Poitrine track just made their US TV debut and dropped a new track. There’s no way Jimmy Fallon’s audience is mentally prepared for this sort of thing. Trump is going to feel compelled to retaliate against Canada.
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Angine de Poitrine: Zugzegk | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 15/09/2026
Angine de Poitrine track just made their US TV debut and dropped a new track. There’s no way Jimmy Fallon’s audience is mentally prepared for this sort of thing. Trump is going to feel compelled to retaliate against Canada.
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Angine de Poitrine: Zugzegk | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 15/09/2026
Get a blog.
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