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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 12h
I could be wrong but pointing out that Republicans are, in fact, Nazis, and then explaining in detail why they are Nazis, might be an effective line of attack!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22h
Republican candidate: I think for myself. I don't have to do what the president says, I can disagree with him-- Trump (tweeting): Everyone has to call Congress "Toilet" now! Republican candidate: --and that's why I'm running to be your next Toiletman
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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 08/10/2026
Brilliant idea to take a murderer motivated by ideology and publicly martyr him.
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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 08/10/2026
the more Musk spends on the midterm elections, the more ubiquitous this image needs to be
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Michael Tracey is the answer to the question: What if a sack of wet assholes could use a thesaurus?
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Dang @bartenderesq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Amazing that Messi’s legacy is secured simply by virtue of not opening his mouth very often. I mean, I have no reason to think he’s at this level of delusion, but still, great job, Leo.
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a reminder: Tillis persuaded the woman Hegseth allegedly raped to come forward with her story, and told her that if she did, it would sink the nomination. She did. At great risk to herself. Tillis then cast the deciding vote for Hegseth. Because he’s a goddamned coward.
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Outgoing Sen. Tillis regrets pivotal vote for Hegseth: ‘He’s an actor. He’s not a manager’
Outgoing Sen. Thom Tillis spoke to MS NOW about regretting his vote to confirm Pete Hegseth and his strained relationship with Trump.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The problem isn’t that they’re moving past it—it’s that they’re trying to rehabilitate it. Would be better for everyone if people who don’t want to engage with the facts just talked about the play on the field and left it at that.
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they had sex
NY Times headline, "In an $80 motel room, scientists made a discovery that helped shed light on the origins of life"
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You're losing the war you started for no reason, dumbass.
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phylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026
smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 29/09/2026
We demand to be taken seriously
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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Dang @bartenderesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes but have you considered the alternative? Not staring at your phone for literally minutes?! The horror.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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River Blackearth @riverblackearth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Name and shame these monsters.
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Try to live the kind of life that will make war criminals hate you.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all of these guys -- crypto, gambling markets, social media, ai. crack every single one of them like an egg and bring them to heel. they are an existential threat to society
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Dang @bartenderesq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Called out.
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 22/09/2026
I think you had to be very online at a time when most people weren't to know that the bush administration was comically evil to the extent that it was, but for those of you who weren't: trust us! these were stupid evil people, not so different from the current ones!
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Schitt's Creek is a show by nepo babies for actual babies
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 21/09/2026
fucked up high contrast gold foil portrait of robert f kennedy jr the low-information pervert with the diseasestim heidecker - the normal kind of pervert - on tom goes to the mayor
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan
newspaper headline: "Mets Blow a Save and Fan 18 Times in Opening Loss"
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 20/09/2026
Ed Sheeran overcorrected and joined the Houthis
Reuters world news - the Houthis say they struck Riyadh. here's why it matters. and the thumbnail has a big picture of a Houthi strike and in the corner, a photo of Ed Sheeran with no mention
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 19/09/2026
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 18/09/2026
me getting in the uber 20 minutes after insisting to all my friends that i "don't feel anything" from the bong hit i took
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He had me at “hyrox doo doo queen”
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Dang @bartenderesq.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Easy — one for each of her vaginas.
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"I built myself a palace while you can't afford beef" is probably not the message the GOP wants to send 50 days from the midterms.
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TFW your entire country's path into the future gets fucking bodied by a 10-year-old named Riley Grunch
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
JOHNNY DEPP: *slurring frenchly* VO: "Available at Macy's"
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 13/09/2026
I resigned from JibJab over what I believe are dangerous intelligences creating deepfakes
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 15/07/2024
Do it
George W Bush on Instagram
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hvspca-volunteer.bsky.social @hvspca-volunteer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Do you want to see a perfect tuxedo kitty? Here is DOLLY with her son Atlas, both are available for adoption at Hudson Valley SPCA in New Windsor, NY (near Newburgh)
A tuxedo kitty with big green eyes and perfect white toes looks out at us, while her kitten (an all black kitty) plans just how much trouble he can get into if we look away from that open door for just one second
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@TOS_Violator

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As if the headline isn't enough incentive, do read this short news story to the last paragraph because MAN does it escalate! playbill.com/article/man-...
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Man Sentenced to 2-Year Jail Sentence After Strangling Fellow Theatregoer for Singing Along During We Will Rock You
The dust-up happened at a 2023 press performance in London's West End.
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Dang @bartenderesq.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I remember the news in the Albany area reporting that we were deemed a target because Albany had the tallest office buildings between NYC and Montreal.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Mamdani is a charismatic guy but I promise you anyone can replicate this. 1) Unapologetically use the government to help ordinary people; and 2) Tell them about it
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