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Zeddy

@zeddary.bsky.social
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 3h
October 1 let's get this shit rolling
PROM NIGHT (1980) starring Jamie Lee Curtis
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Joe Uchill @joeuchill.bsky.social · 6h
What is encrypted data if not trans?
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 6h
Hegseth purged all the trans and woke cybersecurity specialists aaaaaaaand
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 8h
He's explicitly kept the beard cutout for SOCOM because he's a jock sniffing wannabe operator and just wants to use the grooming standard to root out nonwhites from the rest of the force.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 13h
When I mail checks I always make sure to put the check-sized security envelope inside a whole other standard envelope specifically for this reason.
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 14h
I feel dumb even just having to say this but the reason passports are mailed out in plain regular envelopes is that so that people do not attempt to steal easily recognizable passports in the mail. bsky.app/profile/carn...
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you recognize the subway hijacker’s sneeze.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I think it's useful to see this war as where Trump was headed in his first term, first with leaving the JCPOA and then the Soleimani strike. Absent COVID and losing to Biden this war would've been launched years earlier.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everything is 'they stabbed the reflecting pool'
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that was quick
Wikipedia page for Eric Schmitt edited to include "Schmitt does not know the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes."
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The worst thing about this environment is that it enabled Ye to enter as an artistic apex predator and be one of the dominoes...along with the Iraq War and NBC going all in on reality TV...leading to our current hellscape.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's barely the second quarter kick the ball dummies
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm gonna become a 24/7 sports, Italian food and weird movies poaster if this ends up not mattering.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They know the typical Fox viewer who still goes to a physical church is going to one with an in-house coffee shop called The Holy Grounds or something, yes?
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
probably some correlation between the ascent of the 'right-wing kicker' political archetype and the 'every 45+ upper-middle-class-and-up Republican is on gear' phenomenon. We should go back to mocking the position as not really football. I don't really believe it but guardrails are guardrails
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NOPE (2022)
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyway, completely normal website.
Skeet accusing me of supporting genocide and the removal of Trans rights
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How I hate learning new words...
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We'd probably make some strides in the culture war if the NPR left stopped pretending Americana wasn't country. You're calling your comic books "graphic novels" champ.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Paid for by the U.S. Government
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Taking a break from football on a rainy Sunday to watch a baggy old man skulk down a hotel hallway (?) while a voiceover of him saying the word "globalists" in a Master Shake voice plays. And what's this, I also paid for it? Nice.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Robo refs now
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Still the funniest part of the song. Hank fuckin Williams is not DC hardcore if you wanna convert him into a hillbilly you're gonna need a more niche geographic musical scene than the godfather of the entire genre. Shoulda got him hooked on Hank3's Assjack or even his weird cattle calling album.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
@anomicca 3 days ago

so much of this website is just people bringing a mentally ill person to your attention like a cat bringing you a dying lizard in its mouth. what do you want me to do with this homie. it’s going in the garbage and I feel a little bad for it. you did get him though, that’s true
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ah it was Texas that did the piss taunt, these uniforms are fucking confusing
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dipping my toe in the discourse, bringing coffee to the interview is a missed opportunity because you aren't testing if your would-be employer will OFFER coffee. Bonus: learning whether or not the office coffee is any good.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
old enough to remember Bush putting off the second battle of Fallujah until 5 days after the 04 election, giving AQI & insurgents a good six months to dig in and for Zarqawi et al to move out. But he ran a shop that wouldn't say it out loud and wasn't already stopping/starting war based on Nasdaq.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a country with any self-respect would've PNG'd her right then and there
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Martin Landau in ED WOOD
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Best TV Show of the 21st Century is DC's Legends of Tomorrow. 7 seasons in 7 years. 110 episodes + crossovers + Xmas special. Episode a week. Network gave it time to find identity after lame debut. Better with every season. Barely a superhero show by the end. Queer as fuck. bsky.app/profile/sain...
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My brain forgetting what words are by the third guess finally paid off in today's wordle
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Robert Vaux @rvaux16.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's one guy in this video who facilitated monthly $15 million payments to Hamas in explicit, on tape, hopes of building Gaza into a jihadist rival of the Palestinian Authority and his name rhymes with Denjamin Petanyahu.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Folks open the link because you are gonna laugh so hard when you see what song it is.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As a Leafs fan I can confirm my three most-hated are the Sens, Panthers and Leafs.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A prop comic finally enters his Branson era.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Decided chronologically was the best way to ponder it and keep open world action RPGs to a minimum. NOTE: I did have F/A-18 Korea but that series' "2.0" was the one I really went apeshit for as a fighter-brained kid. They didn't have the proper cover art.
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Sonic The Hedgehog
Star Wars: X-Wing
F/A-18: Korea
Age of Empires 
Halo: Combat Evolved
Call of Duty: Black Ops
Batman: Arkham City
Red Dead Redemption 2
Helldivers 2
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
next one of these mfs to say this had better look like sucking-chest-wound Miles Dyson.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hmmm yes give IP veto power to the guy who spent the summer insisting his CSAM chatbot was a better filmmaker than Chris Nolan.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"a line of blue jeans...with my name written on the back of chicks' asses."

SCARFACE (1983)
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pretty sure actually reading Adam Smith sets more kids on a path to becoming tedious academic communists than Marx but whatever
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