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Baron Von J

@baronvonj.bsky.social
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A Texan who grew up as an expat. I play guitar, watch MLR and NHL, enjoy live music, travel, scuba/snorkeling, and snowboarding, and practice sarcasm. He/him linktr.ee/baron.von.j

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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It is man work to call out other men about their shitty behavior. More men need to be doing their man work.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
good morning i got you this on my run 🌞
photo of a reservoir and a blue sky
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
I miss the naive ignorance of childhood that allowed me to believe outer space was full of all our lost balloons, silently floating free in the endless starlit forever.
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The ppl who believe ANTIFA dressed up as the Patriot Front is why Superman costume’s say: “Wearing of this garment does not enable user to fly”
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 06/07/2026
📸 Just a Normal Fish
A cuttlefish with mottled purple, yellow, and dark brown coloring hovers in dark water, its arms tucked beneath its head and one eye visible in profile.
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 03/07/2026
“Just because white people couldn’t do it doesn’t mean it was ALIENS” with pictures of various man-made wonders like the Easter Island statues and pyramids
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The energy I'm bringing to America's 250th birthday:
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Costa Rica: Stunning Ocean Sunset
Alt: Costa Rica: Stunning Ocean Sunset time lapse with waves gently spanking the beach
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I can't believe I used to think that people my age were adults.
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NARDB - The Home of MLRStats @narugbydb.com · 23/06/2026
Welcome to the Wall of #MLR Champions, #ChicagoHounds! The Hounds capped off a perfect #MLR2026 campaign with a rainy win over the #CaliforniaLegion in Chicago to claim their first #MLRChampionship title! Congratulations, Dawg Town! #MLRStats #Rugby
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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
That's the 900 year old Bayeux Tapestry just arrived in the Freight Warehouse, ready for transporting to the British Museum for display. I had a sneak preview and it's absolutely magnificent.
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NARDB - The Home of MLRStats @narugbydb.com · 22/06/2026
The Report and box scores for the 2026 #MLRChampionship is now live on #NARDB! Stats will follow in a few days, along with a handful of #MLRStats posts! #MLR2026
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2026 Championship Final: Chicago Hounds v California Legion - North American Rugby Database
SeatGeek Stadium in Bridgeview, IL plays host to the 2026 Major League Rugby Championship Game between the hometown Chicago Hounds and the California Legion
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Hummingbirds should get their shit together and learn the lyrics.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
lots of people saying "they're the same" but the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke is that one isn't obvious and the other is apparent
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Solstice, you absolute piece of shit.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Baroness has me like 95% convinced that former Nightly Show host and Daily Show Senior Black Correspondent Larry Wilmore is sitting at the table next to us at brunch.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
dracula's favorite summer fruit is necktarines
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Living Dead Girl @jillblacksheep.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Where’d I Get THAT Bruise? - A Memoir
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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
i just made this. pls enjoy
reba as robocop. text says "rebacop"
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Spooki Yammi 🎃 @yammibammi.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
THEY SPITTIN' FACTS
Picture of Ellen Ripley & Jonesy from the Alien film with text above that reads "Alien is a movie where nobody listens to the smart woman, and then they all die except for the smart woman and her cat."
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
qtp with a video game that transports you back to your childhood
Title screen from "Dark Castle." The screen has some trees and shrubs in the foreground on the periphery of the image, with a vulture on a tree branch in the top right. In the background there is a hill with a cliff side facing a body of water, and a medieval castle atop it. The moon is high in the sky and partially obscured by clouds.
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NARDB - The Home of MLRStats @narugbydb.com · 18/06/2026
Over 150pts were scored in the #MLR2026 SFs so here's the All-Time Top 10 #MLR Playoff Scorers! 4 of the top 10 are active in 2026, led by @oldglorydc.bsky.social's Jason Emery who draws level with MLR legend Joe Pietersen! Coby Miln is 10th after a 23pt game with the #CaliforniaLegion! #MLRStats
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Gimme food, gimme fries, gimme salad on the side!
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
A white man in blue jeans and blue denim shirt sits front and center with a black man in an early 9ps.style yellow and green outfit sits beside him..Behind them are two men and two women kneeling. All six are facing.forward, towards the viewer. The man and woman on the left side of the image are dressed business casual, in dark colors, the woman on the right side is wearing a casual red dress, and the man on the right side is wearing outdoors gear like a flannel shirt and fishing vest. Behind them is the mushroom cloud of a nuclear explosion. Beneath the image is the text "Woops!"
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Stalin’s .32 S&W dagger, gifted from American communists in 1944. It featured firing chambers and an engraved blade. “Death to fascist invaders”
Stalin’s .32 S&W dagger
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
just a reminder that practically half of entire fucking countries are here for the world cup because all european countries have a shit ton of paid vacation given to them every year by law. america needs to get on their level.
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NARDB - The Home of MLRStats @narugbydb.com · 16/06/2026
The #ChicagoHounds have scored 57pts, 59pts (twice) and 61pts this season! For those wondering, this hardly gets close to the highest scoring #MLR games ever. The Top 5 start in the high 90s! #MLRStats #MLR2026
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Danielle ❌👑 @danielleloveswords.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Todd Blanche moved convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell to a minimum-security prison & declared the matter should "not be part of anything going forward." Under his watch: 2M+ Epstein documents unreleased & 47K files deleted. A vote for Blanche is a vote to protect predators. #BlockBlanche
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I cannot say this loudly enough: we need everyone to know what is happening at Delaney Hall. 300 detainees inside are on Day 7 of a hunger and labor strike as of today. ICE is beating, gassing, tasing and assaulting protestors outside every night, and it is getting worse.
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Life hack: eat 2 corn dogs and now you have a pair of chopsticks
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Just told him I don’t drink tequila because it gives me rug burn. Please stand by
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Happy "tRump's Name Removed From The Wall Of The John F. Kennedy Center For The Performing Arts" Day to all those who celebrate! 🥂
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I. M. Noone @ianmnoone.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Please sir, my lips, they are flaming
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Steve Bowler @gameism.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Everybody in America right now:
The scene in Mallrats about the kid on the escalator but he's now saying

That guy is back on the scaffolding again
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
a worker on the scaffolding turns around and a spotlight finds him. it's lin-manuel miranda! he begins to rap about john f kennedy. we've been had
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Christopher Walken: 

I GOTA FEVER, AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE SCAFFOLDING
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Holy crap this live stream is so boring.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I used to be a voter, like you. Then I took an arrow to the dick.
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DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I can’t wait until politics is over.
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Alisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Just saw two facts back-to-back that blew my mind in a bad way: 1. The Ukraine war has now lasted longer than WWI. 2. You are now closer in wealth to Jeff Bezos than Jeff Bezos is to Elon Musk.
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-indy ✨ (he/him) @indigo-k.com · 12/06/2026
Found on Facebook:
"Anyone wanna go plant endangered native plants that are illegal to remove on the land they want to build data centers?"

"Environmental scientist here. Plant Elderberry shrubs Sambucus spp, which are native to North America. It's illegal to remove them because they provide habitat to Valley Elderberry Longhorn Beetles, which are federally protected by the Endangered Species Act."
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Why does every realtor appear so unhinged in their pics. Like bro, did you just murder your entire family?
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Everything in The A-Team is canon to Star Trek if you think of it as a holo-program by Reginald Barclay. I’m sure that’s been said before.
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Please sir, my Samoans, they are angry.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Please sir, my pumpkins, they are smashed.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
8 hobbits is called a hobbyte
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
“group chat” you mean hellthread??
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
.... the bus driver just pulled over, got out, and hoofed it across the street to a Family Dollar store. 😶
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
A rendering of Red, the red bird from the movie Angry Birds, standing in front of his white stucco house on the beach. It features a spiral staircase of logs sticking out of the exterior, a wooden door, and several windows. The house has a palm tree next to it, is backset by the sea, and there is a part of a mountain farther back and to the side.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Dear every android application that is not a camera app but still saves downloaded pictures in the camera folder: Fuck You, eat a bag of dicks and get gonorrhea.
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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Ahh, summer delights…
Two-panel meme. Top: Close-up of Heath Ledger as the Joker from The Dark Knight, with messy face paint, wide red smile, and mouth open, overlaid with white text: “YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?” Bottom: Close-up of many colorful Fla-Vor-Ice frozen popsicle tubes in red, orange, green, blue, purple, and pink.
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