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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 12h

I love those Tweets that end with ‘wrong answers only.’ That’s exactly how we train our Information Desk staff.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 12h

Just listening to the airport voicemail. I wonder if that flight from the 30th of August is still having a Mayday?

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 20h

Edith from our Ann Summers is helping out housekeeping in our hotel today. With hindsight, not the best decision.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just had dinner at Dad's. Age can be a terrible thing. He’s really getting quite bad tempered now about the smallest of things. All I said was ‘fish disappointingly dry with lacklustre presentation’ on my TripAdvisor review and it was enough to set him off. So sad.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Our new ‘Little Flyers’ range of snacks hasn’t gone down well. No idea why. Kids are crying.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The ride on plane for little ones in the arcade has broken, so Benny has played a blinder with a C5 that was in for maintenance. Takes £1 coins.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There’s been a terrible accident with a vegan at our skydiving school. We know he was vegan because after his chute failed he was screaming all the benefits of his lifestyle as he plummeted towards earth.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The new trainee is a bit dense, so we've put him on ground crew. You can hardly get into troub...oh ffs.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Amazing, Pope Leo about to land in Paris. He is expected to meet French Air Traffic Controllers first.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Delighted to be entrusted with delivering the amazing gift from President Xi to president Trump to celebrate their historic summit. Sincere apologies to all those in Business Class who were severely mauled.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Wow, this brings back memories. One of our very first training videos from years ago. Happy days.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

That awkward moment when you realise you're dressed as a police car. #AirportPolice

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just been down to catering to try the new First Class menu for British Airways. Absolutely amazing. Culinary magicians.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Very happy to start a new Porter at the airport hotel, he seems a really nic...oh ffs

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Flight Attendant on the 09:20 from Glasgow reminded passengers to ‘take everything with you.’ Big mistake…

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Absolutely honoured. Looks like Banksy has chosen our perimeter fence for his latest masterpiece. His art is so beautiful. #Kerching

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Very happy today to have launched our new WH Smith pop up shop inside a WH Smith concession situated inside a WH Smith Express that's within a WH Smith shop found at the back of our WH Smith megastore. #Value

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Delighted to be launching our valet parking service for private aircraft! Just going to check out the webcam now to see how it's working out. Oh ffs...

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

🎶You’re not going on any, Kind of holiday, So go back to work for a, Week or two, Fun and laughter from our, Air Traffic Controllers, And lost luggage from we to you, Compo claim rejected too🎶

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Apologies about the delays. Once my phone is charged, I'll plug the air traffic control centre back in.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The Airport Chaplain is about to start Sunday Service. Oh ffs...

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Absolutely delighted to be awarded a Royal Warrant. We've designed a new Coat of Arms and a motto to mark the occasion. Honoured.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Genuine Fact: Over 400 TSA agents have been fired for theft in the last decade, that's one every 9 days. I think it's time for passengers to start frisking them when they go through security.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It would have been old Ken's 100th Birthday today if he was still around. Wonderful chap, used to make training films for us back in the day.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Working in an airport, you get to see some incredibly touching reunions in Arrivals. Filling up here...

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When you use the self Check-In but have excess emotional baggage.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Beautiful picture just in from Sylvia, 85, enjoying the setting sun in Vale do Lobo, Portugal. Super shot Sylvia, keep them coming.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Right, that’s the ad done for the upgrade campaign, next job…

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The terminal upgrade was finished today! We all celebrated with a few pints in the pub, and now all Benny has to do is remove the crane towers and job done.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This is by far the best head that looks like a biscuit I’ve seen this week.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Barbara from refuelling just asked me how she looked and told me to be absolutely honest. I said that I much preferred her with her hair back. She burst into tears and told me to get out the Burn's Unit.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The Cycling Association are going ape shit about our new Government funded safety campaign. So ungrateful.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Did you know we also do fascinating airport tours? One of the highlights is our trophy room. It's where we display the trophies we've won for aircraft safety, airport operations and passenger services.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

We have the American Ambassador landing shortly! We thought we'd honour him with a special sandwich.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Got a bit of a shock walking round the airport this morning! Minding my own business when suddenly our groundsman popped his head over the fence. Chainsaw accident. Tragic.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Right, that's the new landing gear bolted on, it's now ready to fly agai...oh ffs.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

An incredibly rare video in from Betty, 74, of a BMW driver attempting to use indicators. They haven't quite grasped it yet, but baby steps...

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Our Duty Free shop has some amazing deals on the new iPhone Duo.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Amazing skill. This 777X pilot fights for control after an American tourist walks to the back of the aircraft, then sits down on the left.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

A few delays on the 15:40 to Alicante. The pilot's not happy with a couple of things, so it's a tow back to the gate I'm afraid. Shouldn't take long to fix though.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

We're very confident about winning an environmental award for our new landing pad made from recycled yoga mats. Oh ffs...

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

A pilot friend asked if he could crash at my place last night. I said yes. Big mistake

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Right, that's the new Customer Services training video finished, next job... www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqcz...

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I think Gordon in our WH Smith is having a bad day. Just a feeling.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You can now get 50% off at our Currency Shop! Thanks to our rates, that will be the value of your money once you've exchanged it.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

When you ask Check-In for a free upgrade.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Ryanair have launched an upgrade scheme that’s guaranteed to improve your flight experience. For just a few pounds more, you can book the same route with another airline.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Wonderful. Picture in from Gregg in Majorca, encouraging his mother in law to enjoy a nap in the sun. Endearing.

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