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Jurassic millennial, childless cat/dog/chicken lady, and aspiring swamp hag. And if they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs - I was also an incredible pair of legs (she/her)

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 2h
David Ellison has reportedly imprisoned the Animaniacs. "I've been wanting to do this for a long time," he says
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Heknitt @heknitt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve been so excited to share this lil guy with you! 🥰🖤 #cottagecore #spooky #fallvibes #whimsy
Knitted frog wearing sweater with a skeleton embroidery on it, and pants with skeleton legs on itClose upFrom the side
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This vintage miss piggy piggybank from 1978 has coin slot cleavage and I may never recover.
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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springfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
take a look at my new book 🎉 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 03/10/2026
when you get mad at me this is whomst you're mad at
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Maggie Rudy @maggiemice.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Slug crossing
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Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Miniature 🌳 inktober day 3
Funny comic strip.
A squirrel buys a tree on “TREES 4 U” website
The tree turns out to be a tiny bonsai tree 
Drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
texting Tom Cotton "why does your neck look like that?," "dude what's up with that neck?," "eaten any good tree leaves on the savannah lately?," and so forth every few minutes
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Psycho Killer by Talking Heads playing in my head upon waking is probably a good sign.
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sometimes you have to get up real early to see something real beautiful
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Ian rudderbutt @reasonablemustelid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rico Charges @NoChorus

Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up.


Rico Charges @NoChorus • Sep 29, 2021

My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 02/10/2026
in other unfortunate metaphor news, the Carousel of Progress is closed
The Carousel of Progress, from the 1964 World's Fair, at Disney World
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
Awwww! Another species wising up to the fact, that its natural enemy is billionaires…#natureIsHealing
Photo of sperm whale underwater.

"NEWS
Gang of sperm whales sink yacht after ramming boat in South Pacific"
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M💀ther B💀nes @l1vy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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A stylized drawing of a broken yacht and a nearby orca in the water.
Text: If you don't have hope, have spite.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like displaying heads on pikes
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alex 🐀 @tinysnekcomics.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BREAKING: David Ellison and David Zaslav to merge into one being and rebrand as David+
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(Not the Horror Author) Shirley Jackson @lioninthetrees.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nightcrawler and Bear Totem 👻👖✨ My piece for a Fresno Nightcrawler themed art show happening tonight at Sour Milk in Fresno! Available for purchase in-person at Sour Milk or you can email me if you're interested in purchasing! ✨💖 #art #pottery
A ceramic bear sculpture painted with black underglaze, sgraffito details featuring a California Poppy on it's side, and two Fresno Nightcrawlers comfortably seated on the bear's back.A photo of the right-side of the piece.A photo showing the back of the piece.A bird's eye closeup picture showing the Fresno Nightcrawlers.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Dirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 28/09/2026
How did netflix know I would want to hear the intro song 100 decibels louder
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is extremely Best department store coded. I would kill to wait by the conveyor belt again to pick up one of these things, like I was at airport baggage claim.
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San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a lil guy and his mulberry branch 🪾
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anti-leaf blower account @eboldy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we have strayed so far from god’s light
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What this country needs right now is a new Macarena
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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𝙉𝙤𝙞𝙧 𝙃𝙖𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙘𝙠 ♬ @noirbeachshack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎃Let the countdown to Halloween begin with Myrna Loy...
This classic 1930 Halloween publicity photograph features legendary actress Myrna Loy sitting at a table with cards, a skull, and an ominous jack-o'-lantern shadow projected onto the wall behind her.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cornell University treating Gaza protestors more harshly than gang rapists is a real statement of values. It’s almost like violent domination by the powerful is the core belief of leadership.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Still from the first teenage mutant ninja turtles showing Ralph in his very effective disguise he used to go see critters at the theater
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 27/09/2026
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN ANY POINT IN HISTORY WHERE IT HAS BEEN IN THE BEST INTEREST OF WOMEN TO DEPEND UPON THE BENEVOLENCE OF MEN
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026
quiet quitting, you mean acting your wage
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
the tech titan backlash to “woke dei hr ladies” makes a lot more sense now huh
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Practical Over Everything, baby.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah I grew up listening to jazz
A felt flower toy. It has a face wearing sunglasses and it's holding a saxophone. I am pretty sure it dances and wiggles while it plays music.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
__D_Y

Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The Two Trumps
3 panel comic

Panel 1: A Red Guy representing the White House stands in front of a massive jacked up Trump. The Red Guy points to Trump and says “He’s a big strong hero”

Panel 2: A very very mean woke leftie in the audience shouts “I hate his guts”

Panel 3: Red Guy is now cradling a tiny little baby Trump. With tears in his eyes, Red Guy yells “He’s a baby. You’re screaming at a BABY”
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