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B-Rex

@barbarasaurus.bsky.social

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Jurassic millennial, childless cat/dog/chicken lady, and aspiring swamp hag. And if they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs - I was also an incredible pair of legs (she/her)

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B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Odo from Star Trek DS9 - it is a close up of his face when he is infected with the morphogenic virus and he is melty, moist, and dripping.

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B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Face I’m submitting for my Bluesky verification

Barbara Maitland from Beetlejuice with her jaw extended and stretched open and her eyeballs perched on top her tongue

B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Cast from the first season of ER in front of County General Hospital: Juliana Marqulies as nurse Carol Hathaway in pink scrubs; Eriq La Salle as Dr. Peter Benton in green scrubs; George Clooney as Dr. Doug Ross in a doctor’s coat and brown pants; Anthony Edwards as Dr. Mark Green in green scrubs; Sherry Stringfield as Dr. Susan Lewis in a doctor’s coat, plaid shirt, and tan pants; and Noah Wyle as Dr. John Carter in a doctor’s coat, white collared shirt and tie, and navy pants.

B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Ben Affleck whenever he does anything related to making an actual fucking film:

Classic sad Ben Affleck in a periwinkle blue crew neck and jeans and he’s got one hand in his pocket and the other one is flickin’ a cigarette.

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B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Ben Affleck whenever he needs to pay the VFX team:

Ben Affleck in a navy button down shirt, grey khakis, and boat shoes reclines on a yacht in the sunshine regretting the day he was born.

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B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Ben Affleck whenever he needs to hire background actors:

Ben Affleck wearing a green t-shirt and baseball cap while holding an iced drink in his left hand and the New York Times in his right arm. He has a lit cigarette between in his lips and the smokes mingles with the ennui wafting over him.

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B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Ben Affleck when he needs to sign off on the set constructing/dressing:

Ben Affleck is wearing a button down collared shirt whilst holding a water bottle and having an existential crisis.

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B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Ben Affleck whenever he needs to enhance a background:

Ben Affleck in a jeans, a plaid button down shirt and a sweater while rubbing his left eye with his left hand. He is holding a Starbucks cup in his right hand as well as the weight of the world on his shoulders.

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B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Ben Affleck whenever he needs to shape the lighting:

Ben Affleck in the driver’s seat of a car. He has a black t-shirt on as well as being on the verge of tears.

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B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Ben Affleck whenever he needs to get a shot he missed:

Ben Affleck sitting with his legs crossed in a brown crewneck sweater. He is questioning every life decision he has ever made.

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B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Ben Affleck whenever he needs to reframe a shot:

Ben Affleck looking absolutely wrecked on a balcony with a cigarette in one hand and a green bottle full of something off to his side. His tousled hair says carefree, his eyes say melancholy and despair.

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B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Truly I am honored

A screenshot showing Why from the bluesky team is blocking my account

B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

A black baseball cap with the following in turquoise text:

你好，我正任逃滥美国百平屈辱，
请问哪里可以买到激浪 Baja Blast？
hello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?

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B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

One big Barbara kaiju

South Park’s Mecha-Streisand faces down an array of military tanks

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B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

My outfits for the Day it Happens.

B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions

Hector Elizondo as Grey in the Taking of Pelham One Two Three. He has a mustache and is wearing glasses, a grey beret, and a trench coat. And he is holding an automatic weapon.

Martin Balsam as Green in the Taking of Pelham One Two Three. He has a mustache and is wearing glasses, a green hat, and a trench coat.

Earl Hindman as Brown in the Taking of Pelham One Two Three. He has a mustache and is wearing glasses, a brown hat, and a plaid coat.

Robert Shaw as Blue in the Taking of Pelham One Two Three. He has a mustache and is wearing glasses, a blue hat, and a plaid coat. And he is pointing a gun.

B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

I COULD welcome them in - but if I did, they would just strut around, rip up shit, and crap all over the place - so they will stay out

Orca, a large black Moss Egger rooster with bronze and iridescent feathers, and Oscar, a large blue Moss Egger rooster with grey and gold feathers, are looking in through the blinds of a white door with an inset window. They are very remorseful for all the crowing they’ve been doing - it is fair criticism and they would like to say humbly, they are sorry for taking part in the toxic bluster.

B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike 🪶 And Moira Rose is watching. Always watching…

Moira Rose, a speckled Moss Egger hen, modeling her signature white plumage with black specks and fabulous large red comb approaches the camera directly with a certain kind of gleam in her eye. To her right, Yeti, a blue Moss Egger hen, sporting light grey feathers and a little red pea comb, appears shocked and appalled one would even consider evoking Moira’s wrath

B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

She smiles and says “I will always love you”

Barbara Stanwyck as Phyllis Dietrichson in the movie Double Indemnity. She seated in an armchair and wearing a ruffled white knee length dress with a belt, satin pom pom heels , and a honey of an anklet

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B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Women don’t like the vehicle

Jojo’s Ice Cream Truck from the movie Killer Klowns from Outer Space

B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

what are you wearing to bsky prom

An alien xenomorph wears a black and silver floor length gown with a train while walking up the stairs

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B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

“I don’t care for Charles.”

Screenshot of the People Magazine headline “Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words” above a picture of Queen Elizabeth II

B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

May they receive a manila envelope paper-cut for every unsolicited manuscript they post about

Prayers gonna pray meme - Taryn Manning from Orange is the New Black in a gray sweatshirt with both of her arms up in the air in worship

B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

brb blowing this up to poster size and hanging it over my bed

Harrison Ford’s thirst trap ad for Glenmorangie Whiskey. He is wearing a black blazer and kilt (with a fantastic little matching kilt purse) and holding a glass in his left hand, a bottle of whiskey in his right, and doing the Captain Morgan wide leg stance. The shot is aimed (coincidentally or not) from below just looking up his kilt while the golden lighting enhances his platinum features and that fucking smirk we all know, love, and gird our loins over

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B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Me in my echo chamber

Still from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Drag queens Felicia Jollygoodfellow, Bernadette Bassenger, and Mitzi Del Bra are dressed as yellow and red sparkly frilled neck lizards with their frills fully extended and sticking their tongues out and hissing.

B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

In space, no one can hear your misogyny

Panel 1 - a smug Kashyk from the Star Trek Voyager episode Counterpoint tells Captain Janeway “your body, my choice”.
Panel 2 - Captain Janeway taps the LCARS panel with the caption “[panel beeps]”
Panel 3 - Kashyk is yeeted the fuck out of Voyager through an air lock into space
Image Source: @Rocket_Grrrl on x.com

B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

Finding some comfort within the floofy pink toe beans

A fluffy white cat with tabby patches and fluffy pink toe beans on display snoozes peacefully on her decidedly more anxious human

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B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 07/11/2024

The icons being sooooo similar is helping retrain that part of my lizard brain

Screenshot of the Bluesky app (white butterfly with a blue background) next to the old Twitter app (white bird with a blue background)

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B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 07/11/2024

A still from The Rugrats cartoon - a movie screen shows a frowning United States with the caption “The Land Without Smiles” and Grandpa Lou correctly noting “‘Land Without Brains’ is more like it!”

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B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

I am a childless cat lady and #ivoted

A middle-aged woman with long brown curly hair who is sincerely over this bullshit proudly wears a a Harris Walz camo hat with an I Voted sticker on the bill

B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK LADIES 🥂

A screenshot of a Twitter poll by @catturd2 that asks “What’s a bigger threat to our country” with the following results: Russia 1%, Iran 2%, China 8%, White Liberal Women 89%

B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

Vote like our lives depend on it #wearenotgoingback

The grim reaper rides a galloping white horse while carrying a scythe that has a wire coat hanger the the shape of a blade.

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B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

Absolutely 100% drag Bonnie. I can just feel the pink foam rollers vibe

Singer Bonnie Raitt from the cover of her album Souls Alike

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B-Rex @barbarasaurus.bsky.social · 01/11/2024

The girls are officially in charge of the pumpkin carving duties this Halloween

A medium sized pumpkin with eyes, a nose, and a mouth lightly etched out as a template.

Five chickens closely inspect the medium sized pumpkin.

Five chickens closely inspect the medium sized pumpkin.

The final Jack-o-lantern with the eyes, nose, and mouth expertly pecked out.