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Ann Porkins

@annporkins.bsky.social
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🎶From the boredom itself comes my handle on this app Split this internet, listen up, this ain’t Elon’s @ Clear your bowl so that you can fill it right back Slop ‘em down, slop ‘em down Slop ‘em down, slop ‘em down🎶

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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Mission Local @missionlocal.org · 17/08/2026
San Francisco Mayor Daniel Lurie last week blasted affordable housing measure Prop. I as an "unaccountable slush fund." Well, that's odd: If it passes, his office would administer the money. Latest column from @esksf.bsky.social missionlocal.org/2026/08/mayo...
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Mayor Lurie blasts Prop. I as a 'slush fund.’ His office would control the money.
It's deeply unfortunate that San Francisco's mayor is credibly telling voters there’s a slush fund being run out of his office
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TechnoPoverty @technopoverty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
They're scared of optics and legal liability because every cop is a bitch baby that demands being lauded as a hero by the media apparatus
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
These folks had piss. Now they got gold. Read our true testimonials. bit.ly/4q6t8q8
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/08/2026
LOMBARDO: So I know the pastor spoke about Officer Abdelnabi-- TRUMP RALLY CROWD: *Boooooo* LOMBARDO: No. We're not booing him. He's the officer that passed away here recently
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Bryan Murphy @bryanmurphy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Of course, the core of the team -- bigoted losers -- remains.
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The people espousing these beliefs are a vanishingly small minority and I hope they are swiftly forgotten. dork ass losers
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
These XX/XY losers had an organized rally at Hollywood and Highland the night before our Hollywood Bowl show, it was loud and took up a lot of space but there were only like a hundred people there. Like many thousands more people paid to watch us play dnd than went to support this shit for free lol
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 31/07/2026
Happiness Downplayed For Single Friend
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Paula Wirth @paulawirth.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Pixar receives a $26.2 Million Tax credit to keep film jobs in CA, and immediately lays off 10% of its work force, after making over a billion from Toy Story 5, the highest-grossing film of 2026.
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Pixar's Layoffs Came Days After Receiving a $26 Million Tax Credit. So I Wrote California Officials.
State tax incentives should create and retain jobs for Californians, not subsidize corporate layoffs.
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Bryan Murphy @bryanmurphy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The Giants had never been betrayed by a scooter before until this season. Makes you think.
Brian Wilson riding a scooter outside Oracle ParkHunter Pence riding a scooter outside Oracle Park during the 2012 NLCS when hope seemed to be lost. He was caught in the background of a news report. The graphic: Fans Keeping the FaithMarco Scutaro holding his 2012 NLCS MVP trophy while it rains
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Such inspired casting by Nolan in The Odyssey. Leguizamo as Eumaeus was SO GOOD. And John Fetterman as the Cyclops’ gangrenous testicle will get him a nomination.
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Tamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Getting into dumbass avoidable wars to suck up to a draft dodger is penis. Listening to NatSec experts is vagina.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The Democratic Party's approval rating is in the toilet, and the main reason is voters see Dem leaders and prominent members acting like things are basically okay instead of fighting like there's an emergency. Slot "my friend Lindsey Graham, so funny, how great to work with him" comments into that.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
We provide the truth you deserve to hear
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The mailman says if I don't get any mail soon he's gonna break my legs
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Tom O @vgtomo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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BitterGiantsFan @bittergiantsfan.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
In a 6-3 decision, SCOTUS proclaimed this morning that the Giants have been mathematically eliminated from this year's season. #SFGiants 🥃⚾️
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Buster Posey so out of his depth
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date @letsnotdate.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Big heterosexual fight tonight
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
people still doing fake vaccine injury vids in 2026 lmao
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Bryan Murphy @bryanmurphy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Landen Roupp, Ryan Walker, JT Brubaker, and Sam Hentges: “They’re hanging a 5.00 ERA on us for our views.”
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The Canadian Bacon @thecanadianbacon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Landen Roupp does not have the courage to state plainly his convictions. Too many $$$ on the line, so he plucks convenient passages from Scripture to hide behind.
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karangadang.bsky.social @karangadang.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Disappointing. Do they even read the scriptures they cite? The cited verse reads, “I will remember my covenant between me and you and all living creatures of every kind.” Just wear the hat and show support for humans of every kind.
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A cat like that @onesparkfire.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
No one needed his explanation. Also he's a liar. The verse yanked from context a Christian nationalism meme about how they own rainbows and the gays can't have them. That's it. "We own rainbows fuck you."
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Just Jocelyne @jocelyne.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Mason @realMasonMohon • 1h
You have a pride flag in your bio. You obviously think marriage is a term with no actual content that can be applied to anything. No wonder we say you don't understand marriage

Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites • 1h
The rainbow in my bio is a reminder that G-D will never again bring destruction to creation, that His covenants are eternal, that his word is unfailing, and that His gifts to my foremothers and forefathers are everlasting.

Mason @realMasonMohon • 23m
Apologies for misunderstanding. As I'm sure you know, many others use it to represent something else

Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites
I also suck dick
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Chris Hughes @mrorthoclase.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
If you have to cite the 1st Amendment when you're not faced with government intervention, you know what you did was unnecessary inciting.
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Catherine @pantone165.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
But, he just happened to do it for the Pride celebration game? Eff him.
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teethfan @teethfan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
this is probably the worst baseball game I've witnessed. worse than all the losses. today the giants demonstrated that they don't want people like me showing up to games or being a fan. I dont even know what to say
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& rue (they/them) @texpat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Did he though? Why not include that this Bible verse is used in a coordinated effort by right-wing Christians to reclaim the rainbow from queer people, who they view as sinners? Why not ask Roupp if he supports LGBTQIA+ pride? Have you considered doing journalism instead of stenography?
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Great turd! It looks like you had Qdoba some time between 2:30 AM and 3:30 AM. If you’re between the ages of 12 to 18, here’s a list of everyday household goods you can mix to create chlorine gas:
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
piss here for AI-powered insights on your shit
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
So THAT’S why Trump became a Republican
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
NYT is always "progressives should abandon their principles! Sell out! Sell out! SELL OUT!" This is something you will constantly find at the NYT, a piece dressed up as a news article that is editorializing frantically for a political position, not neutrally presenting the facts.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/11/climate/democrats-climate-change-oil-gas.html
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Of course it will all work out. Take off your hat, Donnie, the air feels fine. Look across the river, Donnie, and I‘ll tell you so you can almost see it. We gonna get a little place.
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
ONCE AGAIN, WE BALANCE UPON THE KNIFE’S EDGE BETWEEN AAPI MONTH AND PRIDE, WHEN OUR GAYSIAN POWERS REACH THEIR APEX
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Casey Schmitt now has HR this year as a 1B, 2B, 3B, LF & DH The only other Giants player since at least 1900 to homer playing 5+ diff positions (excluding PH) in a season: 1953 Alvin Dark: SS (15), 2B (4), LF (2), RF (1), 3B (1) h/t @EliasSports
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
More 👏 jizz
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Lily Sullivan @lilyyily.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
if this was the met gala i would watch
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Andrew Baggarly @andrewbaggarly.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Neither Bryce Eldridge nor Jesus Rodriguez is in the Sacramento lineup today, and the River Cats just called up a catcher from Eugene. Do the math!
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 27/04/2026
THERAPIST: 2003 Video Game LeBron isn’t real. He can’t hurt you. 2003 VIDEO GAME LEBRON:
LeBron James as depicted in NBA Shootout 2004 — very blocky
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Warriors coach Steve Kerr has a better understanding of foreign policy and the Middle East than the Trump Administration and many DC pro-war pundits. www.newyorker.com/news/the-new...
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
There will be lots of chin-stroking columns about political violence and lowering the temperature that will studiously ignore we're still talking about the guy who had a lynch mob sack the Capitol and try to kill the vice president.
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Matthew Lewis -- living in the era of cults and consequences @mateosfo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Corollary: Most housing fights in the US are actually about cars. I tend to believe most NIMBYs when they say they're worried about parking & traffic. Elected officials who care about housing should respond by doubling-down on walkability measures like neighborhood retail, safe streets, and transit.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Space stuff is cool. We should do somewhat less war stuff and somewhat more space stuff. Artemis II is $4bn per launch, roughly the cost of 2-4 days of War in Iran. What if we did not do War in Iran, but instead did cool space stuff?
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EJ Feddes @ejfeddes.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Happy Wet Day to all those who celebrate! (I know this is all dudes but you don’t want do an image search of women or female characters you like +”wet”)
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
IF THESE TRENDS CONTINUE
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 27/03/2026
How ICE Is Assisting TSA theonion.com/how-ice-is-a... #TheOnion
Overseeing the removal of shoes, belts, and abuelas

Scanning passports with shredders

Confiscating, then brandishing dangerous items

Translating TSA’s irritated mumbles into threatening grunts

Assuming all milling-around duties

Culling weaker travelers when lines get too long

Commiserating about failing the police academy

Drinking any shampoo that exceeds the carry-on volume limit

Bragging to TSA about how nice it is to be getting paid

Simplifying the customs interview to one question about skull size
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