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Just Jocelyne

@jocelyne.bsky.social
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Teacher, dancer, knitter, baker. Tends towards overcommitting to everything. Anxiety is my default state but I’m working on it.

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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Just Jocelyne @jocelyne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is there any mild inconvenience that a plate of buttered toast and scrambled eggs cannot remedy?
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natural passenger @snakedothandler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there's art in the fridge. they're putting ART in the FRIDGE,
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
IT IS TIME. buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise.
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W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There is no such thing as “apolitical”. Pass it on.
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Just Jocelyne @jocelyne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
First fire drill went as well as can be expected when all eight of your students hate loud noises, interruptions to their routine, and being forced to do things and also need to be holding a hand to walk in the hall. When there are two adults in the class. In other words: a total goat rodeo. #onted
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Kelly🍁 @kellyln.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gallego and Mills can kiss my Canadian ass. How dare Gallego state we were making it political?! We already had a trade agreement. One the US has continuously violated under Trump. The US not only started this trade war, they threatened our very existence.
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Princess Vimentin PhD | Cancer Biologist @princess-vimentin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
😆😆😆😆💀 @johnfugelsang.bsky.social
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Londoners say NO to Ray-Ban pervert glasses
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 11/09/2026
AN URGENT EXCLUSIVE: Ahmed Soliman, the 30-year-old gay man ICE expelled in April to Equatorial Guinea, a country he has no ties to, was arrested this morning and cannot be located, his attorneys say. They fear he may be in one of EG's torture prisons. prospect.org/2026/09/11/i...
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Immigrant Trump Sent to African Hotel Prison Arrested After Speaking With Media, Lawyers Say - The American Prospect
Ahmed Soliman’s attorneys fear he may have been sent to one of Equatorial Guinea’s notorious torture prisons.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 12/09/2026
i think it can handle the first che but is going to be too tired by the time he gets to the second che
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 11/09/2026
arstechnica.com
Bouncy castle launches horrifying MRSA outbreak, striking 48 kids in Ireland
The strain lurking in the inflatable structure was hypervirulent.
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Spooky Kodama 🌸🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @kodamagrey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11, never forget....that the cia performed a coup in Chile on this day in 1973, killing Salvador Allende and installing the Pinochet military dictatorship
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Luxomancer 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @luxomancer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I just had an episode of academic violence on my desk between my research assistants.😐 Biscuit, the orange, tried to usurp Tallulah's spot on my desk and soon realized this was a mistake... Note: only feelings were hurt in this incident. #Cats #AcademicViolence #AssertingDominance
A photo of two cats on the corner of a desk from the front.  Tallulah, the cat on the left, a fluffy brown and tan Maine Coon cat, is looking angrily downwards at Biscuit, a pale orange cat who is now leaning to her left, the realization that this attempt at usurping Tallulah's perch may have been a mistake spreading across her face.Tallulah has now begun to assert her dominance more aggressively, one paw wrapped around Biscuit's neck, the other over her two front legs, biting at the slightly smaller cat's neck.  Biscuit now fully realizes just how foolish an attempt this was, her face filled with regret...
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Of course.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Iran is back to trolling him again.
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an ocean of emotion @betarayben.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Dimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 07/09/2026
every job deserves comfort, dignity and safety! 🫡
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Just Jocelyne @jocelyne.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hooray hooray, it’s Labour Day!! See you at the parade if you’re local!
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
2023
satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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Dan the Gnome @brewergnome.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh no! Left behind? Us? What a scary thing. So scary. We're the ones that picked up anachronistic craft hobbies. We complain about "when google worked" and "when the internet sounded like dying robots" we own the Deep Magics of the PDF Conversion. We were left behind by the economy decades ago.
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ghosty @ghostymost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A Queen honey bee mates with 20-50 males on her mating flight. The males have a lil bee dick that gets ripped off after the bee sex and then they die
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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dogs both pee and poo In a North South direction as personal preference.
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Callum 🇺🇦🇺🇦 @myshka689908.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If you put Sweden and Denmark's abbreviations together, they spell SWEDEN. The letters left over spell DENMARK.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A lost shipment of synthesizers changed Cabo Verde's musical vernacular forever: www.thevinylfactory.com/films/rebel-...
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Watch our short film on the cosmic sound of Cabo Verde
How a censored music became the heartbeat of resistance and independence. In the spring of 1968, a cargo vessel set sail from Baltimore bound for Rio De Janeiro with a shipment of musical instruments ...
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
a few dozen million years ago this guy got sick of the wicked ground and went back into the sea to become Every Whale
a realistic speculative rendering of indohyus, a fairly small land mammal with a broad, rounded body, a long thick tail tapering at the end, a smoothly sloped head kind of like a borzoi dog's, short and thin hooved legs, and short, tawny fur. its shapes are somewhat reminiscent of a whale's
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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John Chew @poslfit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Day 1 of the 46th annual Toronto Scrabble Tournament begins with the Leah Katz Memorial Early Bird. torontoscrabbleclub.com/tourneys/202...
30 Scrabble players seated at their games in a community centre room in Toronto
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
💥💥💥👍Seriously
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
mitch mcconnell died doing what he loved, keeping a federal office vacant for several months leading into an election
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Alex Zafer - The Candid Flâneur 🇨🇦🍁 @alexzafer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Cynthia Erivo performed a live cover of Dolly Parton's "I Will Always Love You" with the Vancouver Symphony Orchestra over the weekend. So many try to sing this…and shouldn’t, but she nailed it. Whitney Houston style. Remarkable and beautiful. #NowPlaying #music #video #musicvideo #DollyParton
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Just Jocelyne @jocelyne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Antiques Roadshow
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Jenny Lee Shee @jennyleeshee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Anyone falling for Doug Ford's performative nonsense as Captain Canada needs to give their head a shake.
Doug Ford stands in front of a sign that says Doug Ford Is Corrupt in both French and English. It also says Now and Always.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I really feel like it should be bigger news that fibreglass is in IV saline bags in the US. This isn’t a situation where you might get a little sick. Fibreglass going directly into your veins will kill you. IV saline is used for almost every medical procedure. This is unconscionable:
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Baxter Issues Voluntary Nationwide Recall for Two Lots of 0.9% Sodium Chloride Injection Due to Potential Presence of Particulate Matter
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE – AUG. 25, 2026 – DEERFIELD, Ill., Baxter International Inc. (NYSE:BAX) is voluntarily recalling two lots of 0.9% Sodium Chloride Injection due to the potential presence of parti...
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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Just Jocelyne @jocelyne.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Such gorgeous ceramics.
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Sinboy [He/His] @sinboy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Farewell, Pirate King.
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Tim Curry as The Pirate King - 'The Pirates of Penzance -1982 - Royal Variety Performance
YouTube video by Tim Curry
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton and Patti LaBelle playing their acrylics. Two icons.
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scott dagostino @scottdagostino.ca · 25/08/2026
It’s alarming to watch the excitement over Mark Carney finally standing up to Trump (as Canadians have demanded for the last year) immediately morph into a “saviour” story. Carney is a banker working on behalf of corporations and Trump is interfering with the money flow, that’s all this is ✋🏼
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TheRealBippy @brendisima.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Just Jocelyne @jocelyne.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hahahaaa? He'd do it for the right price, sadly
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Just Jocelyne @jocelyne.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hey @curgoth.bsky.social this sounds like your genre
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HappyHagfish @happyhagfish.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
All of Stan, forever. It's all great. Because I can't share it all, here's one of my favorite metal bands, doing one of my favorite Stan Rogers covers: youtu.be/XRD3vrSLPaw?...
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UNLEASH THE ARCHERS - Northwest Passage (Official Video) | Napalm Records
YouTube video by Napalm Records
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Lex Feathers 🍂 @lexfeathers.ca · 25/08/2026
Does anyone have the link to that awesome sewing website where they forgot to close an HTML tag resulting in the text getting larger the further you read?
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"If we want people to stop using AI, we need to help them come up with alternatives for what they use it for." THINKING. WITH YOUR BRAIN. THAT'S THE ALTERNATIVE.
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Brittlestar @brittlestar.com · 23/08/2026
A Message From The Government of Canada Regarding the US Trade War
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Kate Jackson @katejackson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Finally, we are not a bunch of luddites. Even humanities folks love things like zotero and scrivener. Anyone with classes over 100 students praises the good lord for spreadsheets (pls forgive). We’ve all gotten comfy with zoom and canvas and online publishing.
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