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Lily Sullivan @lilyyily.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

hey siri show me small dick energy

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Well let’s see how this goes. I’m constructing a new hour of standup and I need some people to watch it. Could YOU be a people? Saturday 11/28 at the Elysian. Tix: bit.ly/cbwpft1126

Prompt artwork for the show: in the style of a pulp novel cover, a bedraggled man (me) crawls through a grimy alley towards a microphone

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Lily Sullivan @lilyyily.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

We talk about the very incredible and real book 4UN1OU00OU!14UUU4 by little-known author ChatGPT

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This is pretty fucking wild. I had assumed in a worst case scenario he would target blue zip codes and toss ballots based on technicalities but this is even worse than I imagined.

Not only is this system astonishingly untested, USPS has simultaneously implemented an
impracticable zero percent failure rate.
13 When ballots are submitted to USPS in large-volume
batches, if any one ballot in the batch cannot be verified against the Portal, all ballots in that
batch will be rejected. For example, if a state election official brings a batch of 10,000 ballots to
USPS and USPS is unable to match just one of those ballots against the Portal – because, for
example, someone has recently changed their name after marriage or they’ve moved – then
USPS would refuse to mail the remaining 9,999 ballots as well. As the whistleblower notes,

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

we have immigrant concentration camps, diarrhea lettuce, zillion dollar gas, suicidal soldiers, measles resurgence, national park land sold to the highest bidder and teachers crowdfunding school supplies, but the real problems facing our country are a muslim senate candidate and an influencer

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Lily Sullivan @lilyyily.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

everyone’s really starting to look like they live in the capitol in the hunger games

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Lily Sullivan @lilyyily.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Some people call me a liar but this was actually a thing and they would literally put some random singer song writer up in the rafters to sing shitty covers while you ordered your wreck

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Comedy Bang! Bang! World! @cbbworld.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

SDE? Stand up, king!

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Lily Sullivan @lilyyily.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

How do you celebrate? Privately???

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Comedy Bang! Bang! World! @cbbworld.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Happy small dick month to those who celebrate.

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Nathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy

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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Black kids protecting their Latino neighbors from ICE

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Lily Sullivan @lilyyily.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

By “California” he means “Kash Patel”

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/07/2026

Every time I read a story about gynecology it's always something like "doctors discovered women could experience pain in 1989 but decided not to act on this knowledge for 20 years"

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

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Tyler Parker @tylerparker.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

The paperback is one day old. Check out @bookshop.org to get it from your local spot.

bookshop.org

A Little Blood and Dancing: A Novel

A Novel

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Lily Sullivan @lilyyily.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Majorie Taylor Brown with the McDonalds in the Four Seasons Total Landscaping

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Lily Sullivan @lilyyily.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

loser explains how being a loser works

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Lily Sullivan @lilyyily.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

evil eyeliner chipmuck really making the rounds today

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

An elongated sitting bench with Colonel Sanders head in the middle of it, his arms and feet appearing at end end

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Lily Sullivan @lilyyily.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Tech companies are like UPDATE: we’ve decided to make everything waaayyy worse

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

this is a masterpiece

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Lily Sullivan @lilyyily.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

he’s thinking about kissing his son

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Lily Sullivan @lilyyily.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

BREAKING: Lizard man who lays nasty pus filled eggs obsessed with teenagers sperm

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

WE WILL HAVE THE TANNEST, SICKEST, MOST DEPRESSED CHILDREN

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Lily Sullivan @lilyyily.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

if this was the met gala i would watch

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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/04/2026

“Yeah so we’re actually invading Pakistan soon! Nobody is supposed to know that, pretty cool, right?” said Patel, spilling his Don Julio as the bottle girl feigned interest in his long, rambling story.

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Bottle Girl Nods As Kash Patel Screams State Secrets In Ear

WASHINGTON—Smiling vacantly while the FBI director rattled off classified information over thumping EDM music, local bottle girl Tanya Page reportedly nodded along early Friday morning as Kash Patel s...

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Comedy Bang! Bang! World! @cbbworld.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Toot toot! Simon Helberg talks all about his new show “The Audacity” on AMC! Then Johhhana Goines is back, talking about signs, milk, concrete, and her other side hustles. And train conductor Mr. Toots warns of impending doom on Kushtopia!! 🎧 Ad-free on CBBWORLD.com

Simon Helberg, Lily Sullivan, Jacob Wysocki, and Scott getting ready to save Kushtopia

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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

The perfect story to come up when they’re doing a Kayla Dickie retrospective on @cbbworld.bsky.social. @scottaukerman.bsky.social @lilyyily.bsky.social

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Lily Sullivan @lilyyily.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

will now be telling people i’m 2.81 Dachshunds nose to tail tall

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/04/2026

"i could probably pilot a ship through the straight of hormuz" -next big thing 80% of men secretly believe about themselves

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Happy Easter!

Elizabeth Hurley
@ElizabethHurley
Thanking God today that my nephew Miles is with us for Easter today. His wound is still oozing blood but he’s alive & we’re thankful. The knifemen who stabbed him are still roaming around London. Perhaps around your loved ones. Happy Easter xx

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Lily Sullivan @lilyyily.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

okay but the easter bunny costumes are absolutely terrifying

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TommySeaBass @tommyseabass.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I'd like to think this is a alternative universe where Randy is from Aurora and not Joliet. @cbbworld.bsky.social @timbaltz.bsky.social @lilyyily.bsky.social

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/03/2026

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news. The shipper... (takes off glasses, pinches bridge of nose) The shipper chose DHL. (unable to look you in the eye) We don't know when your package will arrive. We may never know.

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Lily Sullivan @lilyyily.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

i don’t want to brag but mosquitoes are obsessed with me and my body

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Lily Sullivan @lilyyily.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Trump should send ICE to iran to accomplish whatever the hell he’s doing over there

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Lily Sullivan @lilyyily.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

BREAKING: Man who lies is lying again

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Lily Sullivan @lilyyily.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

guys don’t worry the plan for the war is “vibes”

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