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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 27/03/2026

How ICE Is Assisting TSA theonion.com/how-ice-is-a... #TheOnion

Overseeing the removal of shoes, belts, and abuelas

Scanning passports with shredders

Confiscating, then brandishing dangerous items

Translating TSA’s irritated mumbles into threatening grunts

Assuming all milling-around duties

Culling weaker travelers when lines get too long

Commiserating about failing the police academy

Drinking any shampoo that exceeds the carry-on volume limit

Bragging to TSA about how nice it is to be getting paid

Simplifying the customs interview to one question about skull size