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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tired: milk first, then cereal Wired: milk and cereal in two separate bowls and dual-wielding spoons

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

refused to invite count chocula in and now he’s sitting on my porch pouting

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've been taken the couch with a sore hamstring. My return is questionable.

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Protecting myself by making my identity so rotten nobody wants to steal it

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Taking one package of pepperonis and one sleeve of Ritz crackers and building a tower to Heaven

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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

barflies in your area just wanna land on your nuts and rub their forelegs together

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That bitch crazy, Your Honor

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The word "bedridden" sounds like a lot more fun than it actually is

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

That huge brontosaurus steak Fred Flintstone orders at the diner. It flips the whole table over.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

warning: seven days after reading one of my posts i climb out of your phone and stare disgustedly at your filthy microwave

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Doing a bowling ball, it's like a cartwheel but I accidentally knock a bunch of people over

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I like movies that fall into the sweet spot of "big enough to have a Wikipedia page, but none of the cast members' names are blue."

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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My first act as president will be to merge the Marines, Coast Guard, and Navy into a new agency called the Water Guys

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain beatboxing psshh psh ppt pssh pssh ppt

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan

newspaper headline: "Mets Blow a Save and Fan 18 Times in Opening Loss"

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

questionable to return (balls and butt and taint)

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Tecmo Bowl. Ready? Down! Huthuthuthuthut

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My grandfather used to walk to school every day, 5 miles each way, barefoot in the snow. Nobody knows why, they had buses back then. "Get on, you fool," they'd yell at him.

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I've been taken to the river, taken to church, and taken to the limit. All nice places, but they're no Funkytown

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

She was rare, like a goth Square Dancing

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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026

True story.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It’s like my mom used to say: “Distract the security guard”

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

bruh, bruh, why persecutest thou me

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Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Tyler Owens with all time teach tape for Special Teams players at every level of football.

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kate conger @kateconger.com · 10/09/2025

Grok says that videos of Charlie Kirk being shot are memes and that he's actually fine

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It would be so funny if Rudy Giuliani died on Friday

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I belong to a group of Flat Earthers. We believe the earth is round, but we intend to flatten it

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Why do we call it the Fellowship of the Ring instead of a Fantasy League

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Beginning to think jumping off this bridge was a bad idea. In my defense, my friends were doing it.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Guy who invented the urinal really thought “peeing in a toilet stall is so lonely”

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

we chose this long weekend project not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy

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gas station dream girl @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Grateful we have such beautiful sunsets. Taken 10 minutes apart.

A wooden patio dining table with chairs sits on an outdoor deck overlooking a lush green lawn and tree line at sunset. The sky glows with vibrant shades of orange, peach, and soft pink clouds blending into light blue.

A vibrant twilight sky over a green landscape, seen from an outdoor deck. The horizon stretches into deep orange and pink clouds that blend upward into a bright violet and electric blue evening sky, framed by silhouetted trees in the foreground.

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The kid who played Mikey in the Life cereal commercials died today from eating Pop Rocks with Coke. He reportedly told his family that he'd "always wanted to try it."

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Our towns-with-funny-names to limericks ratio is dangerously close to collapse

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Most people don’t know that Snap, Crackle, and Pop are elves and that long before becoming Rice Krispies mascots they fought in the Battle of Helm’s Deep.

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Slowly scrolling, murmuring "Heavens!" after every post and covering my mouth with both hands

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

“Woo.” -me, wooing a woman

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

A favorite for my sports nerds: during the 1997 season, the NFL had a player named Mushin Muhammad, the NBA had a player named God Shammgod, the NHL had a player named Miroslav Satan, and MLB had a player named Jesus Martinez.

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Ima Garten gets a job teaching at a culinary school but quits after one day when the students won't stop calling her the Barefoot Professa

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Saying “Why I oughta!” when my doctor checks my prostate

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Jason @longwall26.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

For sale: baby jetpack. Worn once

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

it’s called car repair because autocorrect was taken

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I feel like when people are being chased by a mummy not enough of them just try to kick the mummies ass. I wouldn’t try that shit on a Frankenstein but I feel like a mummy isn’t ready for that.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/09/2026

The best cure for a crush is to simply get to know the person

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