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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 19h

What are hins...hins that lay iggs?

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23h

"We stand on the shoulders of giants." Speak for yourself. I stand on my own shoulders. I'm all rolled up into a ball. My head is fully up my ass

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry

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Nobel Prize @nobelprize.org · 06/10/2026

Deep beneath the Antarctic ice, the IceCube Neutrino Observatory is helping scientists uncover the secrets of the cosmos through neutrinos, often called "ghost particles." Discover how 2026 physics laureate Francis Halzen's vision helped make it possible. Read here: bit.ly/473zePo

Francis Halzen wearing a striped shirt and a watch. The background is plain and gray.

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

QTP with your favorite Jedi (wrong answers only)

My dog under a blanket with just her face peeking out

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Shaking up the news industry by making the lead anchors go outside in the blizzards and hurricanes and letting the weatherman stay inside where it's warm and dry

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

In a just world the opposite of wholesome would be holesome

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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My names Shough and I like to Fhough

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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

will you people shut the fuck up

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Embarrassing moment, I tried to do a tarot reading and I accidentally pulled the card that explains the rules of tarot

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

LAWYER READING MY WILL: And according to the deceased's last wishes, he will be donating his body, specifically "deez nuts and dat ass", to science

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"Your Honor, he's been made fun of his whole life..."

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 15/03/2024

*shrugs* could be worse. Your toothbrush could grow hands while you're brushing and grab onto your lips

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The only good thing about the learned helplessness of ChatGPT is that eventually I'll be able to fund my retirement by going on Jeopardy and winning a million dollars by correctly identifying the color of an orange

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026

If the whites were to get rid of the rest of us it would be nothing but peace, quiet, and harmony until 45 minutes later when they start the hair color killings

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My neck/my back/my Diane and my Jack

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

liberty biberty was humanely put down after mauling his handler

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tired: milk first, then cereal Wired: milk and cereal in two separate bowls and dual-wielding spoons

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

refused to invite count chocula in and now he’s sitting on my porch pouting

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've been taken the couch with a sore hamstring. My return is questionable.

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Protecting myself by making my identity so rotten nobody wants to steal it

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

LOL at "Loremaster". Let's see, dragons, castles, wizards, elves, and the umpteenth prophecy about a Chosen One, there, that oughta do it.

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Taking one package of pepperonis and one sleeve of Ritz crackers and building a tower to Heaven

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

barflies in your area just wanna land on your nuts and rub their forelegs together

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That bitch crazy, Your Honor

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The word "bedridden" sounds like a lot more fun than it actually is

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

She might be too famous now, but for a while I think Kate Micucci was on every show on TV.

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

That huge brontosaurus steak Fred Flintstone orders at the diner. It flips the whole table over.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

warning: seven days after reading one of my posts i climb out of your phone and stare disgustedly at your filthy microwave

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The youngsters have finally found their "The Beatles were overrated" moment.

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Doing a bowling ball, it's like a cartwheel but I accidentally knock a bunch of people over

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When I was a baby my mom picked me up by the ankles and used me to kill a spider

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I was in the Autographs, but we never got signed.

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I like movies that fall into the sweet spot of "big enough to have a Wikipedia page, but none of the cast members' names are blue."

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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My first act as president will be to merge the Marines, Coast Guard, and Navy into a new agency called the Water Guys

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

As if Bret Stephens isn't living, breathing proof that a mediocre white conservative man can still make a good living as a writer.

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain beatboxing psshh psh ppt pssh pssh ppt

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I mean, if they were good enough for Norm van Brocklin

Rams QB Norm van Brocklin and friend wearing bright yellow jerseys

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan

newspaper headline: "Mets Blow a Save and Fan 18 Times in Opening Loss"

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

questionable to return (balls and butt and taint)

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Tecmo Bowl. Ready? Down! Huthuthuthuthut

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My grandfather used to walk to school every day, 5 miles each way, barefoot in the snow. Nobody knows why, they had buses back then. "Get on, you fool," they'd yell at him.

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