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Teaspoon

@teaspoon.bsky.social
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32F lesbian gamer nerd. Plays lots of Magic and D&D without giving a dime to Hasbro. Always down to try new weird shit!

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Teaspoon @teaspoon.bsky.social · 1h
Fire Emblem... is good.
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mery @merylemons.bsky.social · 3h
Olympia
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SMGold | Commissions Open @smgold.bsky.social · 5h
Flame lords done
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great and powerful vincent @getmoneyghoul.bsky.social · 4h
i like this post so much ive thought about it everyday since seeing it so i wanted to draw it #fireemblem
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 19h
I think the rumors about Necromancers are completely untrue. I've heard some crazy things, and I don't believe any of them.
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 10h
Is a burrito a sandwich/what constitutes a sandwich anyway
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Atelier Alyssa ⭐💫 @alyossan.art · 15h
Whenever an older anime makes a joke that's like "wow, no one wants to see a cat BOY, how ridiculous 😂" I'm not sure anyone has ever been proven more wrong by history
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Nikki @ comms open !! DMs open ! @mitsuchiis.bsky.social · 13h
Leda - Rose of Caelus 🌹🎶 #FireEmblem #FEFW
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Len @len.bsky.social · 12h
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
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Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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Daniel Solis @danielsolis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This week's t-shirt is a very silly joke for fans of linguistics, Ghibli, and milky drinks. #WeeklyTshirt #Ghibli #Boba danielsolis.threadless.com/designs/kiki...
A black spikey shape wearing a red bow and riding a witch's broom. 
A blobby shape filled with milk and tapioca balls, with a red spiral stripped straw.
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 16h
Overheard between two elementary schoolers: "I've got Aura." "You can't even spell aura." "O! R! A! And I've got it."
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Result of sneezing during CT scan Original post
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026
meta Muse perfec t size for put private d\ata in! inside very Secure and Private data very safe put data in Muse. No problems ever in Muse because very trustworthy and Mark super protective. AMeta muse yes a place for data put data in muse trust meta for givening good safety to data. Friend meta.
An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 02/08/2025
it’s ESTROGEN, dewey. it makes your skin soft, and your ass fat, and it makes girls from philadelphia think you’re sexy as hell. you don’t want none of this shit.
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sunny @edelclaude.bsky.social · 23h
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 21h
I do not dare "view full thread" This is perfect as it is
jazzpomegranate starting a 57-skeet thread:

"marvel should just let me write a morbius run where i learn nothing about the character and just write what i think morbius is" 13hrs ago

"view full thread"

flash-forward to...

skeet #56: "eventually everything returns to normal" 39m ago

skeet #57: "but one thing hasn't returned to normal. sue storm is dead (along with half of the avengers but that's not important). and in the intervening month, reed and johnny have transformed their shared grief into a deep sexual bond."
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My 14 y/o niece thought Nirvana is a T-shirt company
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's weird because Nirvana is now old whereas I am exactly the same age I was in 1992
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Teaspoon @teaspoon.bsky.social · 17h
Hibachi pasta
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"wow what a low effort post." yes. exactly. it's a post
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 28/09/2026
Social media is weird because if you give people a good feeling they will be overfamiliar with you, and if you do not do that they treat you like a human yelp page
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There have been two occasions in my career where I had to go to war with teammates against mistaken understandings of probability. In both cases, it was because people expected large numbers of d6s to occasionally result in maximum damage. But the curves for 3d6 and 15d6 (e.g.) look like this:
Two curves showing the distribution of results across 3d6 and 15d6.  At the extreme ends of the first, 3 and 18 are both 0.46% likely.  On the second curve, the extremes are 15 and 90 damage, but the probability drops below 0.00% below 29 and above 76.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
help someone save their game
mutual aid post
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026
nathan feilder asks theranos "you're a real PNG right" and she says "Why would I deceive you" and she's on a transparent background but this a JPG, so obviously she's lying
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
cuck chair from quest 64
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Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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Coral 🪸🐶 @coral.dog · 28/09/2026
Fun fact: Fruit Iterators isn't as good as "Recursive Chocolate Bites," but nobody really understands how to eat that cereal.
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Jacob Strick @jacobstrick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Despite everything, you’re still the powerhouse of the cell
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Siobhán @shibbi.me · 27/09/2026
I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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hanna @happiestfunrock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
asmongold should have been banned a looong time ago and the forever situation is basically the invoice for all the times blizzard decided not to get rid of him.
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
stuntedaphidcel posting on twitter, in which she states: "look, man, HRT isn't gonna turn you into your waifu or like those 1% top OF girls. youre gonna look like your mother. and that's fine, she's a very beautiful woman. it was a pleasure to make her acquaintance last night."
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Lyra and 1 other @muzzlesbian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the real message of showhound
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Ash @fishyash.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Wizardry, you are such a bastard of a game
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ashcan @ashcan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i'm in the mt dew discord and never check it but just got a ping that one of its head moderators is stepping down to pursue a career in journalism. they are apologizing for being unable to confirm the veracity of future flavor leaks with the loss of their role. what a lovely world
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Video Essay Bot @videoessaybot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Games Need More Class Struggle
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Mamono World @mamonoworld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
live the life youve always dreamed of
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Ironlily @ironlilyart.com · 27/09/2026
I bet you armour-loving boys and girls have all dreamed of having a magical girl transformation at least once.
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Lux!✨️ @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 27/09/2026
i posted an epiphany i had about why i hate AI so much on fedi and i wanna post it here but it won't fit and i don't wanna cut it down to size so fuckit i'm just posting a screenshot
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OH. right! i get it now!

i get why AI is so depressing to me. because covid already shrunk my world to almost nothing, where almost all of my life revolves around socializing and watching videos on the internet (which is being ruined by AI) and creating creative works through coding (which is being ruined by AI), often using open source tools and libraries (which are being ruined by AI)

i already had so little and now even that is being rotted away before my eyes
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The cluelessness of this reminds me a lot of the NFT grift. The thing about NFTs was that it was mainly something finance bros were into, and when they were trying to worm their way into gaming, their pitches were an abyssal trench of bad ideas because they couldn't grasp why people played games.
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チムニー @chimney1022.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mercedes and Falin
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HL6WHFVV and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? on the right there is a concerned ladybuck with her hands up in a gesture of NO WAY BUD and on the left is an angry lookin sentient flock camera
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
hi new metroid fans i have some stuff that you should read cuz i like it and i want you to read it too vol 1 metroiddatabase.com/old_site/man... vol 2 metroiddatabase.com/old_site/man...
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Brandon Bovia @brandonbovia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
gundam 00 is not a real anime
a man in a military suit saying "I'd say our best bet would be to spread our net right here" while a map points to the strait of hormuza man in a military suit saying "I'd say our best bet would be to spread our net right here" while a map points to the strait of hormuz
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 09/08/2026
This is crazy. Guy down my block died in his apartment and he didn’t have any family or roommates it took a week for anyone to notice he was missing. And when cops and EMS finally got in there they discovered his Funko Pops had been eating his corpse
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