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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Or you’re ‘spooky’ huh? But you don’t use Dark Mode. Hmm. No, nothing. It’s just, I guess, I use Dark Mode all the time.
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mattheween @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
logging into your brain as administrator
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
An image with two stock images of 7 pieces of buttered toast with text above that reads "off work late? Hungry, but too tired to cook? Try fourteen pieces of buttered toast" and text at the bottom that reads "you certainly will not regret eating fourteen pieces of buttered toast"
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Chris Polansky @chrispolansky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What do you guys think is in there
A big ugly facade with a painted sign reading SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An energy weapon (work computer) is beaming harmful rays (emails) at me
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
These are people who don't see themselves as potential victims of the deathmaking institutions. It's always theoretical to them.
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Rina 💐 @alwaysespresso.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
watching kitchen nightmares is great for my mental health bc work may not be going great but at least i'm not half a mil in debt bc I decided opening a restaurant with no prior experience was a great idea!
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Rina 💐 @alwaysespresso.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i almost died from an ectopic earlier this year. lost over half my blood before i made it to surgery. my mom said one of the first things she thought when I texted her from the ER was if I could get medical care in PA.
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The Greasy Thumb @greasythumb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Homelessness performs a social function. It's a visible threat, a public punishment for being unable or unwilling to work. This is usually expressed as 'if we give people free hand outs, they'll become lazy'. This formulation shifts the blame, but the underlying logic of coercion is identical.
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French New Wave Memes @fnwave.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP 👑
Dolly Parton in '9 to 5' saying 

well I say we hire a couple of wranglers to go upstairs and gray the shift out of him.
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aj @strawberry.bsky.to · 22/08/2026
caffeine has no negative effects and can’t hurt you if you’re pure of heart
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 19/08/2026
this guy got caught because he's dumber than the average cop and chose a woman who wasn't marginalized enough. imagine what happens when a cop does this to, say, a sex worker or a woman with previous charges who are not likely to be willing to report this kind of thing. what do you think happens
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hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the judge from Chernobyl asking Legasov "Why did you blast it with flavor instead of infusing it?" and Legasov answering "Because it's cheaper."
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Flavors used to be infused but nowadays flavors are blasted. This is happening to society as well of course
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
how do you even manage that
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Dog with a Biscuit and a Chinese Cup by Giovanna Garzoni, 1640s
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Please make sure to rewind my posts after you read them
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Susan @smocarski.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I finally got the 4th season yesterday. Tree near Woodstock, IL
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Rina 💐 @alwaysespresso.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
someone in a bathroom stall on a fking teams call. walked into pee, walked right back out. no call is important enough to interrupt the sanctity of the bathroom, let alone in a public restroom??
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Good news: The amulet I’ve sought is within my grasp. Bad news: its power is waning :/
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
they cancelled bedtime u can stay up forever
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
slammed the brakes so hard I flew through the windshield
Street sign for Gobblers Knob Rd
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 06/08/2026
Every single Republican and gender critical person, including JK Rowling, supports this happening to you. They brag about building a future in which this type of humilating incident is common.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
logging on
a rat seated at a desk with a laptop and various objects
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Top 10 mysterious outsiders who wandered into town and changed our lives forever
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A bar sign in Japan
A liquor bottle is kicking a brain in the stones lol
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Sliced bread (1928) was only 23 years old when the phrase “the best thing since sliced bread” was coined (1951), so being the best thing since sliced bread is a lot more impressive now than it was then
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
matthew always brings the receipts
• A law called the "Food Traceability Rule," designed to make tracing contaminated food easier, was supposed to go into effect on January 20, 2026.
• Taylor Foods started paying Sidley Austin to lobby. on "regulation of food safety" in January of 2025.
• On March 20, 2025, FDA announced they were pushing back the implementation of the "Food Traceability Rule" by 30 months.
• On March 26, 2025, Taylor Fresh Foods Inc contributed $1,000,000 to MAGA Inc, a Trump-aligned super PAC.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Twice a year, Hawai'i experiences a strange moment where the sun appears to be exactly overhead & anything that is completely vertical casts no shadow. Let's learn about Lāhainā Noon, subsolar points & 'Kau ka lā i ka lolo', meaning "the sun rests on the brains."
From a Reddit forum, a photo of a can of coconut milk with a blue label, papyrus text and a flip-top, on a sidewalk.  It seems to hover because there's no visible shadow.  The pavement is sort of unevenly colored, with bright spots, and the grass along it is green and lush.
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It's striking to me that in addition to continuing to ship right up until the day before yesterday, they shipped this lettuce to Iowa and Wisconsin but not Minnesota, the state with the notoriously good team for sourcing these outbreaks.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Emu night (1/2)
Comic page 1: a group of young emo people are hanging out in a venue with a banner that reads EMO NIGHT. Outside the venue, an emu is on the phone. He says, “yeah, could you pick me up? I think I misread the flyer.” Suddenly, behind the emu someone exclaims, “hey!”
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harpy @harpy.party · 13/05/2024
I bet reanimated skeleton warriors don't have to wake up tomorrow and spend all day on the computer
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Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.
TORONTO STAR
BOOK REVIEW
Sylvia Plath, a New York vigilante and Shah of Iran featured in latest historical fiction
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
most murders are committed by someone the victim knows - a partner, neighbor etc. but in cases where there is no relationship between murderer & victim? the killer is a cop about a third of the time. if you are killed by a stranger, there is a 1 in 3 chance that stranger is a cop.
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Violence in Blue
‘One-third of all Americans killed by strangers are killed by police.’
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
As a US politician you can routinely call for, and use your considerable power to vote for and agitate for the deaths of tens of thousands of innocent people around the world and it doesn't count as killing them for some reason. A person who does that is not a killer for some reason.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If you live in Philly and you have menswear to donate, please consider donating to the Warehouse: careerwardrobe.org - they are particularly in need of menswear at this time.
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Home - The Wardrobe
Exciting news! The Wardrobe is opening a temporary POP-UP location at Plymouth Meeting Mall starting July 13, 2026! Supporters are invited to shop, donate, and volunteer while helping us empower peopl...
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nadira rodin @nadirarod.institute · 11/07/2026
THANKS, CHRIS. YES, I'M HERE IN THE CONTROL CENTER OF THE BATH, AND I'M SHOUTING SO YOU'LL BE ABLE TO HEAR ME OVER THE ROAR OF THE TAPS. IT'S A MAGNIFICENT SIGHT, ONE MADE POSSIBLE BY A FEAT OF PLUMBING AND A BIT OF HOPE. THE TECHNICIANS ARE TELLING ME THEY EXPECT TONIGHT'S TO BE A BATH TO REMEMBER.
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 08/07/2026
A child's drawing of a cat saying "I am grateful" underneath some text saying "thankyou for carefully removing my cat's testicles".
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⚔️ C L O V E ⚔️ @clove.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Unfettered access to one insane friend's media collection is better than any streaming service on the planet
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
my life is a living hell...
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Persian guy on sidewalk: hey buddy hey see this {opens a surprisingly cavernous wooden box, inside which is a tiny family in a living room: father, mother, daughter, son. The son's face is mine, but those are not my parents. I never had a sister.) *snaps it shut* Twenty Dollarrs
10:20 PM • 04 Sep 23
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Horsepower is a cool unit of measurement. More stuff should be measured in horse units. How tall is your building, in horsetower?
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Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This is insanely damning and yet more reason why LLMs should not be used (and, indeed, should be *banned* from being used) in even areas they are technically "proficient", such as generating citations.
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Christopher Mathias @letsgomathias.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
30 years for moving some zines www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
New app: do you want to enable notifications? Me: I don't even want to have this phone
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 16/06/2026
the disgustingly, violently American intersection of people unable to afford diapers and murderous cops
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Rina 💐 @alwaysespresso.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
where are we searching for tattoo inspo now that pinterest is full of ai?? is zuckstagram really the only game in town
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