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alterosen

@alterosen.bsky.social
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Canadian, library lady, BPALista, she/her

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Phoebe Barton 🚀🇺🇳 @phoebebarton.bsky.social · 7h
this is also related to my belief that any Canadian leader invoking the notwithstanding clause should first be flogged. if overriding the constitution is that important they should personally pay for it, in pain and blood.
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 13h
Help Got one of them there Draculas in the house
a fluffy black cat on a bed, facing the viewer, yawning. there are fangs.
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 22/09/2026
IMPORTANT: You can use the word 'autumnal' today.
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Elephant Mastodon @emath.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What a horrible day for me, the guy who makes and sells finely crafted figurines of party leaders outside the BC Legislature.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Trans rights is inherently a bodily autonomy issue. Just like abortion rights is. We can't have gender equity or reproductive freedom without trans rights. Full stop. You can yell at me and make up shit that you claim I've said if it makes you feel better. I don't care. I'm right. And you know it.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
if you learn a skill or start a new hobby, it makes you a better person, not worse. nobody ever gets into calligraphy and immediately starts screeching that typefaces are useless and only the quill shall prosper. there is no "woodworking psychosis" nobody thinks they're dating their kettlebell
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There's nothing wrong with you, and you are not broken. The world that should offer us peace, warmth, and book clubs in the old forest with sophisticated animals in little tweed suits is broken.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What do you want to be when you finally grow up? 1. beloved eccentric 2. artist of ill repute 3. dragonrider 4. frightening legend of the old forest
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Pulpfiction Books @pfbvan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Let's go now to a live look at BC Conservative Party headquarters
VERY DELIBERATELY CHOSEN SHADE
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
once again we have an abject lesson in how the purpose of life is for you to live so that people miss when you're gone and not celebrate that you aren't here
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First thought : FUCK, Tim Curry on the same day FUCK Second thought which made me crack up (as Tim and Dolly would surely have liked): “Someone go check on Miss Piggy, she just lost her frenemy and her ex lover”
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 26/08/2026
Come ON are you KIDDING ME? Death has ONE JOB.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Both Dolly Parton and Tim Curry had such a genuine enthusiasm for performing that it was impossible not to love them for it, there were things more highly and lowly regarded in their bodies of work but both of them threw themselves into everything because it was pure joy for them and that rules
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
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Skulls and Sheets @skullsandsheets.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In a world of JKR’s be a Dolly Parton.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One thing about Dolly Parton's passing that strikes me is that unlike some others, she experienced a lot of praise before passing. It wasn't saved for obituaries. There were regular (warranted) love-fests for Parton. I wish that for everyone. It's a good day to tell people you appreciate them.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I think the public has finally figured out the age of crafty American inventors disrupting the market with amazing tech products in their garage is long since dead, replaced with a private equity funded orobouros of evil
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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's a lovely morning in the archive, and you are a horrible silverfish.
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
🐐🐐🐐 BREAKING: THE GOATS ON THE ROOF ARE NO LONGER BC’S ROADSIDE ATTRACTION GOAT THEY HAVE BEEN DEFEATED BY THE TREES OF CATHEDRAL GROVE 🌲🌲🌲 THE SIX YEAR LONG REIGN OF COOMBS HAS COME TO AN END THIS BRACKET IS NOW WIDE OPEN
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Title:
Who is Haunting The Library of Forbidden Tomes? 

Image: five panels showing characters in a gothic library 

22% - tormented souls, frozen between life and death (a ghost reading a book)
4% - dank, fetid horrors from the icy depths below (a black slug like creature with a single eyestalk reading a book)
15% - cold, lifeless bones possessed by a corrupt sorcery (a skeleton reading a book)
11% - frigid and malevolent ectoplasmic vapours (a shapeless apparition reading a book)
48% - regular readers happy to away from the heatwave
(A mother, small child and toddler in buggy, all reading books)
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Writing an article or essay is so fucking easy. If it is hard for you or you dread it enough to use AI I suggest you remove from your to-do list “writing articles and essays.” I do not, for example, enter golf tourneys or work at a mechanic’s shop because I am not good at those and don’t like them.
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cageyratfish (UTC-7) 🐟🏳️‍⚧️ @cageyratfish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
a British Columbia that's not half consumed by hellish wildfires
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Someone just asked “Why waste time reading the book when you can just watch the movie?” and long story short it's perfectly acceptable to remove toxic people from your life.
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Patrick @cleverturnip.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
oh shit Redwall's real
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king's co-op bookstore @kingsbookstore.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
*** you should buy more books ***
the book MIND MANIPULATION: ANCIENT AND MODERN NINJA TECHNIQUES
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Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
BC PEOPLE: Just a reminder that the ONLY time you have as much power as the wealthy landowners in your city is ON ELECTION DAY. Want the "right" people elected? YOU have two months to make that happen. Municipal elections happen in October. What are you doing to ensure progress comes?
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
afterword

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

wahoo-shem

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said "the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won't let them help you" and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like "why won't you let me help" and whoop then I take the medicine
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A.G. Pasquella @agpasquella.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Yes YES The tiger is out
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SeasonalPun @pixelfish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
*Honestly just think all sports should be divvied up by skill and weight/height categories where necessary and just let folks do the thing they love to do and are good at. **transphobes suck and gender essentialism sucks.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I did manage not to reskeet a faked Orwell quote today. He said, preening modestly.
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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is not a place of maxxing...no highly-esteemed gigachad is commemorated here... What is here mogged us...it mogged us in our time as it moggs you in yours...
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Amal El-Mohtar @amalelmohtar.com · 02/08/2026
I love Vancouver & I love Vancouver’s public transit & I love that the skytrain is full of happy queers heading to Pride
View of the Fraser River as seen from a Skytrain stop beneath a blue cloud-dappled sky.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
consenting adults includes the whale, folks, they covered this in sex ed
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I also think a lot of people genuinely don’t know what a significant percentage of book sales *tend to be from libraries* Libraries PAY MONEY FOR BOOKS
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
What's your Summer look? 1. solar powered sprite 2. sunburned sea witch 3. desiccated garden gnome 4. shade freak
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 22/07/2026
Does Not Rhyme -through -cough -though -rough -bough Does Rhyme -pony -bologna
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Natania Barron ~ Fantasy Author @natania.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Some of you weren’t raised by PBS, and it shows.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 18/07/2026
Just accidentally called him Ringo Spice, as if the other three are John Spice, George Spice, and Paul Spice
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
made my sons go and apologize to the security guard in the library for intentionally splashing water all over the floor from the drinking fountains mostly because it's very funny to be apologized to by a 3 year old in a viking hat clutching a dinosaur encyclopedia
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âpihtawikosisân @apihtawikosisan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I did a tonne of research so you don't have to. I talk about masking, air filtration, and air quality rating systems, & I give concrete suggestions to help you keep yourself and your loved ones safe. If you don't have this information yet, it's time to get educated. Wildfires don't respect borders.
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
What’s a woman? We asked The Odyssey and you’ll never believe the answer…s! 1. Bird with a lady head 2. Shapeshifting witch 3. Baddie who came out of a bird egg 4. A whirlpool maybe 5. Tentacle monster who barks like a dog 6. More different shapeshifting witch 7. Weird horny island hermit
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Amalia S. Levi, PhD @amaliasl.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
📢 Once more for the people in the back: - Most [more than 95%] of archives have not been digitized. - Most of humanity's knowledge and memory is *not* reachable by LLMs. - Believing that AI can provid you with comprehensive, definitive, "intelligent" results is folly.
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Brilliance Proper @brillianceproper.com · 12/07/2026
This is the first thing I saw waking up today 🤣🤣 This is gonna be a good week!
The Grim Reaper at a claw machine: Mitch, you're mine this time. Oh WTF Lindsey Graham awesome!
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We can have a little speaking ill of the dead, as a treat.
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Congratulations to all the men now mansplaining ancient Egyptian pyramid construction to me, an Egyptologist who has excavated pyramids and works on a pyramid site and has surveyed the pyramid fields. Truly, you are doing the Lord's work. Go cry to your mummies.
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Rory Cellan-Jones @rorycj.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Your regular reminder that cryptocurrency does in fact have a use case and that use case is crime
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