Reposted by EmmaDavor Mondom @dmondom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Get a load of this guy” is a surprisingly underutilized tactic in this day and age for just how much material they give you to work with 116019
Reposted by Emmajenna newman phd @jennanewman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026And though she be but little, she is fucking fierce. 051
Reposted by EmmaErika Swyler @erikaswyler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If I am removed from this earth by a nor'easter, please know that yesterday's sunset was so spectacular, I won't even be mad. 2706
Reposted by EmmaAsawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I read this as they’re all saying the same thing: they’re saying MARK HALPERIN 5181346
Reposted by EmmaFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 24/09/2026perhaps a core problem of our moment is that we lack Leslie Groves figures to glare disapprovingly at the kooky nerds 37414
Reposted by EmmaJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 23/09/2026If I had a 10yo kid and showed them WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY (2007) today, it would be the same retro-gap as my own father showing me YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (1974) when I was 10 5333
Reposted by Emmasouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026*Johnny Ola voice* He never makes money for his partners. 221039
Reposted by EmmaSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 22/09/2026We are only doing this if 50 people like this post All proceeds will go to charity 81768
Reposted by EmmaSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comRyan Reynolds: Goddammit!ALT: Ryan Reynolds: Goddammit! 6704
Reposted by EmmaJane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 18/09/2026if I had hundreds of millions of dollars this is literally *all* I would do. I don't want to start a race war or defy the laws of God, I want Michigan to never lose a single sporting event in any sport ever again. 161636
Reposted by EmmaRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The director/camera crew having the idea to locate a SeatGeek sign in the stadium and zoom in on GEEK and get it on the broadcast within 10 seconds of Benetti nerding out is the pinnacle of sports broadcasting 1060862
Reposted by EmmaMinovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The guy in the quoted post talking about how his Pokemon portfolio is starting to look like the NFT and crypto projects he previously launched is giving the game away. 334611
Reposted by EmmaMinovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The scalper wailing "I've been nothing but loyal to this brand for over eight months and this is how they treat us?" hasn't stopped being funny no matter how many times I read it. 371875529
Reposted by EmmaBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Maybe it's because I was 12 when a guy a couple of towns over beat someone to death at a hockey practice for 10-year-olds, but I actually don't think you want to make these kinds of people an important part of your coalition! I'll take the six trans shotputters on Earth over these guys every time.ctinsider.comFather dead after youth hockey fightBy JOHN McELHENNY 272181170
Reposted by EmmaAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026LOL -- Fox News cuts away from Vance's speech and a host says, "we will bring you back to this rally if he starts to make news" 49486021755
Reposted by EmmaRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 21/09/202621st of september sheet music trombone part 223760
Reposted by EmmaErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Lauren Boebert is *literally* Councilman Dexhart 616821
Reposted by EmmaBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026do you think he still has the hat 51237
Reposted by EmmaRuss @russ41.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Past time to make a "Gavin Newsom is a greasy dipshit who does not belong in the conversation about Presidential candidates" thread 145216
Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Winter : Mashed Potatoes Spring : Fries Summer: Potato Salad Autumn: Hash Browns 020
Reposted by EmmaScott Nover @scottnover.bsky.social · 21/09/2026BREAKING: TV pool will not be providing coverage of presidential events until further notice b/c of CNN's ban, pool chair and FOX News Washington Bureau Chief Bryan Boughton said. It's effectively a boycott by the fellow members — ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX: www.washingtonpost.com/business/202... 805149273701
Reposted by EmmaDrAnnD @drannd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Clearly the GOP doesn’t understand that the average American could care less about golf courses. At this rate, ppl will start hating on them too. 241
Reposted by Emma𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Came across these little goobers and I adore them. They're replicas of misericord carvings from the Lincoln Cathedral in England 391686418
Reposted by Emmageist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026static.klipy.comInvader Zim Gir Says Hi!Alt: Invader Zim Gir Says Hi! 4214
Reposted by EmmaSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I think it annoys Pete Hegseth to no end that the vast majority of the military look like normal people, not jacked up super soldiers from some 90’s direct to Blockbuster special. 2737145
Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 18/09/2026*dips into the news on Friday night* *dips the FUCK back out again* 020
Reposted by EmmaGrace Pritchard Burson (Schrödinger's Canadian) @gaudynight78.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"The mutton from the older sheep that have reached the end of their breeding lives on the fells would not have a market at all if it weren't for the British Asian community, who, thankfully, still have the taste for cooking and eating it. 151
Reposted by EmmaGrace Pritchard Burson (Schrödinger's Canadian) @gaudynight78.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The old farmers in our [Lake District] valleys know exactly when the festival of Eid starts and ends because they time their sheep-selling to coincide with the feasting." - @herdyshepherd.bsky.social in ENGLISH PASTORAL (and shades of PRODIGAL SUMMER!) 082
Reposted by EmmaLouis @louisevans.bsky.social · 17/09/2026HALLUCINATED COMMUNITIES, by benedict ainderson 38722
Reposted by EmmaMargarita @margarita.bsky.social · 18/09/202671% seems lowgizmodo.com71% of Americans Say They're Completely ExhaustedA CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States. 52041341
Reposted by EmmaTrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 14/09/2026The protestor is yelling 'HE SUES HIS PATIENTS', which tells me that the New York Times story on about Sen. Roger Marshall suing his patients - and some of them winding up in jail - has broken through in Kansas. 321564320
Reposted by EmmaAnjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I actually asked my vet about this--that is, I asked her why she thought someone would even care if their dogs had autism, and she looked me straight in the face, and said, I quote, "because people have lost their damn minds" 13830118
Reposted by EmmaRachel Moss @menysnoweballes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026In an era of increasingly AI generated SM posts, reading things that are clearly just people posting things that popped into their brains 2 minutes ago is actually nice, so I am all for this 117319
Reposted by EmmaErin K. Maher @erinkmaher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Professor friends, if you ever find yourselves writing a multi-author textbook, be prepared for the glossary to be the biggest pain in the butt of your professional life. (And hire me to help! I've done this twice now and will approach it with the grim determination you need!) 091
Reposted by EmmaKetan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 12/09/2026Actual technology with deep, generous purpose remains extremely cool and good. I miss feeling good about machines and computers 162088686
Reposted by EmmaLouisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The jokes were absolutely flying by 2003, when the patriotic fervor had worn off as the Bush admin geared up to invade Iraq. By 2008 I remember making a gif of an eagle bursting through the Twin Towers with fireworks going off and American flags waving 4444
Reposted by EmmaJane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 11/09/2026he did 17 hours of straight coverage. no teleprompter. just producers handing him notes. that man had to explain to millions of people what was happening when no one knew what was happening. 1041835
Reposted by EmmaChris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026DOJ timing things to announce the first deportation under the Alien Terrorist Removal Court on September 11 is gross. 9613145
Reposted by EmmaCLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson 8084192493
Reposted by EmmaOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026sikhs were beat up for supposedly being muslim. muslims were branded terrorist cells. democrats were sent anthrax and called pro-terrorist for opposing invading iraq. this post-9/11 unity you always hear republicans, democrats and the media talking about NEVER HAPPENED. 522223602
Reposted by EmmaKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Dear Democrats, You will never be able to triangulate your way through racism/sexism/transphobia, because pushing a lighter, politer form of bigotry is always a lose-lose proposition. The bigots want the uncut stuff, while normal people aren't drawn to cowards who sell out. Stand your ground. 543760840
Reposted by EmmaKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“We were tired of being called racists for scapegoating minorities for filth and poverty” 32947187
Reposted by EmmaThe Girl of Lemongrab @mc-hesher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I really do think every single big Republican donor saw this message flash before their eyes 02312
Reposted by EmmaSarah D(estroy ICE) Bunting @sarahdbunting.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Truth. In some ways I'm relieved I was 5 blocks away - the processing was immediate, at least - but New Yorkers who 1) weren't sure they'd survive the morning and 2) washed the ashes of those who didn't out of their hair the next day are going to need the pundit class to cram it with hot sauce 86213
Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Reading this in the voice of Richard Schiff / Toby Ziegler #iykyk 041
Reposted by Emmalauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/09/2026i want to apologize again to everyone who may have heeded my advice, did not get wrongfully terminated from their job, and as such did not score a once in a lifetime lawsuit payout. i will spend the day in reflection be better in the future about not discouraging my followers from getting that bag 323353400