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Emma

@emmalabizarre.bsky.social
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no, I’m from New Jersey- I only work in outer space. (she/they) (librarian for nerds, scrappy comic relief on Jeopardy season 39)

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Davor Mondom @dmondom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Get a load of this guy” is a surprisingly underutilized tactic in this day and age for just how much material they give you to work with
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jenna newman phd @jennanewman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And though she be but little, she is fucking fierce.
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Erika Swyler @erikaswyler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If I am removed from this earth by a nor'easter, please know that yesterday's sunset was so spectacular, I won't even be mad.
View of an incredibly orange, pink and purple sunset over a rolling hill. The graceful arm of a tree frames the photo.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I read this as they’re all saying the same thing: they’re saying MARK HALPERIN
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 24/09/2026
perhaps a core problem of our moment is that we lack Leslie Groves figures to glare disapprovingly at the kooky nerds
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 23/09/2026
If I had a 10yo kid and showed them WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY (2007) today, it would be the same retro-gap as my own father showing me YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (1974) when I was 10
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*Johnny Ola voice* He never makes money for his partners.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 22/09/2026
We are only doing this if 50 people like this post All proceeds will go to charity
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Ryan Reynolds: Goddammit!
ALT: Ryan Reynolds: Goddammit!
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if I had hundreds of millions of dollars this is literally *all* I would do. I don't want to start a race war or defy the laws of God, I want Michigan to never lose a single sporting event in any sport ever again.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The director/camera crew having the idea to locate a SeatGeek sign in the stadium and zoom in on GEEK and get it on the broadcast within 10 seconds of Benetti nerding out is the pinnacle of sports broadcasting
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The guy in the quoted post talking about how his Pokemon portfolio is starting to look like the NFT and crypto projects he previously launched is giving the game away.
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The scalper wailing "I've been nothing but loyal to this brand for over eight months and this is how they treat us?" hasn't stopped being funny no matter how many times I read it.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Maybe it's because I was 12 when a guy a couple of towns over beat someone to death at a hockey practice for 10-year-olds, but I actually don't think you want to make these kinds of people an important part of your coalition! I'll take the six trans shotputters on Earth over these guys every time.
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Father dead after youth hockey fight
By JOHN McELHENNY
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LOL -- Fox News cuts away from Vance's speech and a host says, "we will bring you back to this rally if he starts to make news"
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
21st of september sheet music trombone part
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lauren Boebert is *literally* Councilman Dexhart
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
do you think he still has the hat
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Russ @russ41.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Past time to make a "Gavin Newsom is a greasy dipshit who does not belong in the conversation about Presidential candidates" thread
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Winter : Mashed Potatoes Spring : Fries Summer: Potato Salad Autumn: Hash Browns
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Scott Nover @scottnover.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BREAKING: TV pool will not be providing coverage of presidential events until further notice b/c of CNN's ban, pool chair and FOX News Washington Bureau Chief Bryan Boughton said. It's effectively a boycott by the fellow members — ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX: www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
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DrAnnD @drannd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Clearly the GOP doesn’t understand that the average American could care less about golf courses. At this rate, ppl will start hating on them too.
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
HONHONHONHONHON
two little dark wooden sculptures of two sneaky monks, hunched over creeping to the right, on a white background, the left one is holding an emoji of a wine and baguette, the right one an emoji of a cheese
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Came across these little goobers and I adore them. They're replicas of misericord carvings from the Lincoln Cathedral in England
A knight, seemingly sneaking about with his sword and shield at the ready.A monk in the fetal position, apparently giggling.A knight astride a charging steed.A sneaky monk.
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geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Invader Zim Gir Says Hi!
Alt: Invader Zim Gir Says Hi!
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think it annoys Pete Hegseth to no end that the vast majority of the military look like normal people, not jacked up super soldiers from some 90’s direct to Blockbuster special.
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*dips into the news on Friday night* *dips the FUCK back out again*
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Grace Pritchard Burson (Schrödinger's Canadian) @gaudynight78.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"The mutton from the older sheep that have reached the end of their breeding lives on the fells would not have a market at all if it weren't for the British Asian community, who, thankfully, still have the taste for cooking and eating it.
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Grace Pritchard Burson (Schrödinger's Canadian) @gaudynight78.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The old farmers in our [Lake District] valleys know exactly when the festival of Eid starts and ends because they time their sheep-selling to coincide with the feasting." - @herdyshepherd.bsky.social in ENGLISH PASTORAL (and shades of PRODIGAL SUMMER!)
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
HALLUCINATED COMMUNITIES, by benedict ainderson
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Margarita @margarita.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
71% seems low
gizmodo.com
71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 15/09/2026
👇🏿
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TrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 14/09/2026
The protestor is yelling 'HE SUES HIS PATIENTS', which tells me that the New York Times story on about Sen. Roger Marshall suing his patients - and some of them winding up in jail - has broken through in Kansas.
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I actually asked my vet about this--that is, I asked her why she thought someone would even care if their dogs had autism, and she looked me straight in the face, and said, I quote, "because people have lost their damn minds"
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Rachel Moss @menysnoweballes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In an era of increasingly AI generated SM posts, reading things that are clearly just people posting things that popped into their brains 2 minutes ago is actually nice, so I am all for this
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Erin K. Maher @erinkmaher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Professor friends, if you ever find yourselves writing a multi-author textbook, be prepared for the glossary to be the biggest pain in the butt of your professional life. (And hire me to help! I've done this twice now and will approach it with the grim determination you need!)
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 12/09/2026
Actual technology with deep, generous purpose remains extremely cool and good. I miss feeling good about machines and computers
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The jokes were absolutely flying by 2003, when the patriotic fervor had worn off as the Bush admin geared up to invade Iraq. By 2008 I remember making a gif of an eagle bursting through the Twin Towers with fireworks going off and American flags waving
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
he did 17 hours of straight coverage. no teleprompter. just producers handing him notes. that man had to explain to millions of people what was happening when no one knew what was happening.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
DOJ timing things to announce the first deportation under the Alien Terrorist Removal Court on September 11 is gross.
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
sikhs were beat up for supposedly being muslim. muslims were branded terrorist cells. democrats were sent anthrax and called pro-terrorist for opposing invading iraq. this post-9/11 unity you always hear republicans, democrats and the media talking about NEVER HAPPENED.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dear Democrats, You will never be able to triangulate your way through racism/sexism/transphobia, because pushing a lighter, politer form of bigotry is always a lose-lose proposition. The bigots want the uncut stuff, while normal people aren't drawn to cowards who sell out. Stand your ground.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“We were tired of being called racists for scapegoating minorities for filth and poverty”
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The Girl of Lemongrab @mc-hesher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I really do think every single big Republican donor saw this message flash before their eyes
A message from Morrowind that popped up any time you killed a main-story-critical character:

"With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."
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Sarah D(estroy ICE) Bunting @sarahdbunting.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Truth. In some ways I'm relieved I was 5 blocks away - the processing was immediate, at least - but New Yorkers who 1) weren't sure they'd survive the morning and 2) washed the ashes of those who didn't out of their hair the next day are going to need the pundit class to cram it with hot sauce
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reading this in the voice of Richard Schiff / Toby Ziegler #iykyk
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/09/2026
i want to apologize again to everyone who may have heeded my advice, did not get wrongfully terminated from their job, and as such did not score a once in a lifetime lawsuit payout. i will spend the day in reflection be better in the future about not discouraging my followers from getting that bag
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