Reposted by alterosenAnn LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026friday is for kafkaposting 4771671698
Reposted by alterosenEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026What's your Autumn look? 1. cozy sweater witch 2. exhausted elder goth 3. book vampire 4. shambling darkness 2312729
Reposted by alterosenJason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026all the pieces like "why a wealth tax doesnt work" miss the point. sometimes you just want to throw your drink in someone's face. 3282362
Reposted by alterosenceej @ceej.online · 05/10/2026we don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule 842598521
Reposted by alterosenEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Your daily affirmation: Don't let Monday defeat you. Grab Monday with both hands, wield it like a weapon, and lay waste to the entire week before you. 35414
Reposted by alterosenPhoebe Barton 🚀🇺🇳 @phoebebarton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026this is also related to my belief that any Canadian leader invoking the notwithstanding clause should first be flogged. if overriding the constitution is that important they should personally pay for it, in pain and blood. 1112
Reposted by alterosenPremee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 29/09/2026Help Got one of them there Draculas in the house 1126218
Reposted by alterosenTom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note. 543305750
Reposted by alterosenMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 22/09/2026IMPORTANT: You can use the word 'autumnal' today. 551812389
Reposted by alterosenElephant Mastodon @emath.bsky.social · 20/09/2026What a horrible day for me, the guy who makes and sells finely crafted figurines of party leaders outside the BC Legislature. 08012
Reposted by alterosen🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026Trans rights is inherently a bodily autonomy issue. Just like abortion rights is. We can't have gender equity or reproductive freedom without trans rights. Full stop. You can yell at me and make up shit that you claim I've said if it makes you feel better. I don't care. I'm right. And you know it. 6672992108
Reposted by alterosendrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/09/2026if you learn a skill or start a new hobby, it makes you a better person, not worse. nobody ever gets into calligraphy and immediately starts screeching that typefaces are useless and only the quill shall prosper. there is no "woodworking psychosis" nobody thinks they're dating their kettlebell 01183305
Reposted by alterosenEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026There's nothing wrong with you, and you are not broken. The world that should offer us peace, warmth, and book clubs in the old forest with sophisticated animals in little tweed suits is broken. 631399
Reposted by alterosenEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026What do you want to be when you finally grow up? 1. beloved eccentric 2. artist of ill repute 3. dragonrider 4. frightening legend of the old forest 14818
Reposted by alterosenPulpfiction Books @pfbvan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Let's go now to a live look at BC Conservative Party headquarters 64813
Reposted by alterosenShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026once again we have an abject lesson in how the purpose of life is for you to live so that people miss when you're gone and not celebrate that you aren't here 111212206
Reposted by alterosenEmma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 26/08/2026First thought : FUCK, Tim Curry on the same day FUCK Second thought which made me crack up (as Tim and Dolly would surely have liked): “Someone go check on Miss Piggy, she just lost her frenemy and her ex lover” 1494148
Reposted by alterosens. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 26/08/2026Come ON are you KIDDING ME? Death has ONE JOB. 313017
Reposted by alterosenBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Both Dolly Parton and Tim Curry had such a genuine enthusiasm for performing that it was impossible not to love them for it, there were things more highly and lowly regarded in their bodies of work but both of them threw themselves into everything because it was pure joy for them and that rules 2054181212
Reposted by alterosenThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for. 289216953497
Reposted by alterosen☠️ Skulls and Sheets 👻 @skullsandsheets.bsky.social · 25/08/2026In a world of JKR’s be a Dolly Parton. 118243
Reposted by alterosenJohn Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One thing about Dolly Parton's passing that strikes me is that unlike some others, she experienced a lot of praise before passing. It wasn't saved for obituaries. There were regular (warranted) love-fests for Parton. I wish that for everyone. It's a good day to tell people you appreciate them. 51342187
Reposted by alterosenhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I think the public has finally figured out the age of crafty American inventors disrupting the market with amazing tech products in their garage is long since dead, replaced with a private equity funded orobouros of evil 0433
Reposted by alterosenBuckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 19/08/2026It's a lovely morning in the archive, and you are a horrible silverfish. 616317
Reposted by alterosenJustin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026🐐🐐🐐 BREAKING: THE GOATS ON THE ROOF ARE NO LONGER BC’S ROADSIDE ATTRACTION GOAT THEY HAVE BEEN DEFEATED BY THE TREES OF CATHEDRAL GROVE 🌲🌲🌲 THE SIX YEAR LONG REIGN OF COOMBS HAS COME TO AN END THIS BRACKET IS NOW WIDE OPEN 1317011
Reposted by alterosenTom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com 212156730
Reposted by alterosenLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Writing an article or essay is so fucking easy. If it is hard for you or you dread it enough to use AI I suggest you remove from your to-do list “writing articles and essays.” I do not, for example, enter golf tourneys or work at a mechanic’s shop because I am not good at those and don’t like them. 9841128
Reposted by alterosencageyratfish (they) UTC-7 🐟🏳️⚧️ @cageyratfish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026a British Columbia that's not half consumed by hellish wildfires 2242
Reposted by alterosenThe Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Someone just asked “Why waste time reading the book when you can just watch the movie?” and long story short it's perfectly acceptable to remove toxic people from your life. 551411178
Reposted by alterosenking's co-op boo store 👻 @kingsbookstore.bsky.social · 08/08/2026*** you should buy more books *** 0204
Reposted by alterosenSteffani Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026BC PEOPLE: Just a reminder that the ONLY time you have as much power as the wealthy landowners in your city is ON ELECTION DAY. Want the "right" people elected? YOU have two months to make that happen. Municipal elections happen in October. What are you doing to ensure progress comes? 15419
Reposted by alterosenA.Ghost Pasquella 👻🎃 @agpasquella.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Yes YES The tiger is out 4367561735
Reposted by alterosenSeasonalPun @pixelfish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026*Honestly just think all sports should be divvied up by skill and weight/height categories where necessary and just let folks do the thing they love to do and are good at. **transphobes suck and gender essentialism sucks. 072
Reposted by alterosenWilliam Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I did manage not to reskeet a faked Orwell quote today. He said, preening modestly. 2475324
Reposted by alterosenDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This is not a place of maxxing...no highly-esteemed gigachad is commemorated here... What is here mogged us...it mogged us in our time as it moggs you in yours... 215846
Reposted by alterosenAmal El-Mohtar @amalelmohtar.com · 02/08/2026I love Vancouver & I love Vancouver’s public transit & I love that the skytrain is full of happy queers heading to Pride 32076
Reposted by alterosenShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/07/2026consenting adults includes the whale, folks, they covered this in sex ed 1313214
Reposted by alterosenSunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I also think a lot of people genuinely don’t know what a significant percentage of book sales *tend to be from libraries* Libraries PAY MONEY FOR BOOKS 2598171
Reposted by alterosenEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 22/07/2026What's your Summer look? 1. solar powered sprite 2. sunburned sea witch 3. desiccated garden gnome 4. shade freak 146610
Reposted by alterosenMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 22/07/2026Does Not Rhyme -through -cough -though -rough -bough Does Rhyme -pony -bologna 12944741038
