Reposted by not emma stoneJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12/08/2026they should invent an economy that supports a one-day workweek 2639129
Reposted by not emma stoneheaumeau e. rotacism @vashwood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell 10453971026
Reposted by not emma stoneGravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026A whole lot of people with otherwise progressive views suddenly get real mad when you talk about doing anything at all to address the scourge of speeding drivers killing people 94168618
not emma stone @aliqlerr.bsky.social · 09/07/2026People always assume I drive out to the suburbs to visit my parents. Buddy, why on earth would I do that when I could sit on the Metra, eating Taco Bell and drinking prosecco??? 010
Reposted by not emma stoneRui Pinto, count your days @thombomb816.bsky.social · 03/07/2026This sport is dumb and I hate it. I’ll be back in two hours for the Switzerland Algeria match. 181311244
Reposted by not emma stoneYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 28/11/2024(texting the devil) hey man are you bringing your eggs to the function 271473278
Reposted by not emma stone#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 20/06/2026My CONCA? CAFed My CONME? BOLed My AF? CONed My UEF? A fucking mess 036380
not emma stone @aliqlerr.bsky.social · 29/06/2026trying to tell my in-laws that they don't need a giant suv for two people and they only wanted to play the "what if" game of insane scenarios. idk man go rent a car for the one day that becomes applicable!!! 020
Reposted by not emma stonebobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026america is an ideal worth fighting for 102117662221
Reposted by not emma stoneAnchorage Man @sethpartnow.bsky.social · 26/05/2026So, @edzitron.com ate his Wheatties this morning 94100833450
Reposted by not emma stoneEric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 26/05/2026The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT 6061951361
Reposted by not emma stoneStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 14/05/2026When I hear Death Cab on the classic rock station 1637945
Reposted by not emma stonepublic universal haunted guy @llkats.com · 04/05/2026happy Great Lakes Awareness Day! please be aware that the Great Lakes are great. thank you. 822088
Reposted by not emma stonethe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 02/05/2026there should be a Zodiac that’s just the Jackass guys 3770071
Reposted by not emma stoneNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 12/04/2026J.D. Vance is like if Ted Cruz were into international politics instead of Texas sports team. 435450
Reposted by not emma stonegeekysteven @geekysteven.com · 30/03/2026your grandparents voting for reagan 120155342927
Reposted by not emma stoneMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 25/03/2026sorry i never responded to your email, i didn't want to and then i forgot 494705697
Reposted by not emma stoneKAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Graduating high school before ChatGPT is like having a brain made of recovered steel from warships old enough to not have been weakened by atomic bomb isotopes. 89107322199
Reposted by not emma stoneWyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 16/03/2026Jesus when he comes back to Earth: 26136653225
Reposted by not emma stonederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 18/02/2026some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing 211152782511
Reposted by not emma stone💀spooky eunuch™🕸️ @dommedeluise.bsky.social · 09/02/2026no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita 233664880
Reposted by not emma stonemechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 08/02/2026No Kings includes Draft Kings 178258776016
Reposted by not emma stoneLauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Me watching figure skating: Wow he skates so pretty! Johnny Weir as soon as the music stops: A disgraceful performance. Horrible. I'm going to have nightmares about it for years. 560568
Reposted by not emma stoneSean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 27/07/2024Tuning into Olympics coverage takes me from “who is Hashimoto?” to, three minutes later: “wow, this really isn’t like Hashimoto.” 3778126
Reposted by not emma stoneRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I get this, but here's where I'm at: Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us. Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them. 502482405
Reposted by not emma stoneCarli Boo-locci 👻 @carlivelocci.com · 30/01/2026Me every morning in this fucking country 542481128
Reposted by not emma stoneare you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Current events notwithstanding, it's crazy how taking two entire weeks off work did kinda sorta fix me 3333
Reposted by not emma stoneBryn @slimewave.me · 04/01/2026Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January 172176744
Reposted by not emma stonethe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 01/01/2026day one in mamdani’s new york 262210683645
Reposted by not emma stoneBruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 27/12/2025"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break. 66159443255
not emma stone @aliqlerr.bsky.social · 02/12/2025In a (personal) CTA first, there is a fox (??) at the O’Hare stop so all trains have halted until the animal is caught which also means my train now has to reverse back into the last stop???? 020
Reposted by not emma stoneAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base. 14625295513268
Reposted by not emma stoneBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/11/2025What I learned tonight is the future of the Democratic Party is a trans Muslim CIA agent wine mom who wants to eliminate capitalism and barter with people on the free bus. 974628477
Reposted by not emma stoneBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/11/2025We did it for you Dick Cheney 557364849
Reposted by not emma stonedr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 31/07/2025"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!" Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name. 240169664662
Reposted by not emma stoneleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 11/10/2025i’m running for president in 2028, this is my platform: - no more spam texts and calls - smaller cars with weaker headlights - imprison every person in ice and the trump administration on a remote island for a thousand years 522390380
Reposted by not emma stoneKaren K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Your email finds me deeply burned out and disassociating. 132517547
Reposted by not emma stoneCharliCenter-CX @cambrianera.radical.town · 11/09/2025We simply cannot live in a country where the death of hate mongers is a tragedy and the death of everyone else only warrants a shrug. 4055971539
Reposted by not emma stoneDaniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 29/08/2025We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars. 119164605182
Reposted by not emma stonePaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Is there any actual *measured effect* that the Newsom tweets are having? I keep hearing how they’re “working” but I have not heard exactly how. I read the Alabama one and the comments are saying how great it is but is there a result someone can point me to 2283034250
Reposted by not emma stoneTim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 31/07/2025Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy. 160119802278
