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my lungs fill up with fluid every time the seasons change [he/him]

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026
sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.
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Dread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No athlete has done more to raise awareness that you can add accents to letters on your touchpad more than Kiké Hernandez
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go
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alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast @alex.xskj.org · 30/09/2026
cam schlittler when you get home i'm gonna be under your bed
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 29/09/2026
📹: Animals Asia
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CelticsVideos @celticsonyoutube.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy 100th birthday to Chuck Cooper, a legend of the game who broke barriers as the first Black player drafted to the NBA 💚
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jacob Rees-Mogg, the most stereotypically Tory conservative man of the 21st Century, responded to Suella Braverman with a long-form video criticizing her position and rejecting a race-based theory of Englishness, and in response has been ratioed by the increasingly feral British online far-right.
Jacob Rees-Mogg
@Jacob_R...•22h
The English are a mongrel people, not an Aryan master race.

Underneath is an extremely English-looking man in a suit sitting in front of a large bookshelf.

There are 6.2 thousand comments compared to 6 thousand likes.
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Ryan Cummings @weakinstrument.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
6/end: Banning diesel exports would, in effect, be a small subsidy to farmers and other industrial users of diesel across the country at the expense of New England residents, who would see heating costs skyrocket if not run into acute physical shortages.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All of this, from @joshtpm.bsky.social talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/we-di...
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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A striking thing about the various estimates of how many people Musk killed when he shuttered USAID is that, while of course the exact number is unknown, the estimates all point to a figure of about 750,000 deaths within a year, of which 500,000 were kids Mass murder isn’t “ill fated cost-cutting”
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 19/09/2026
eliminate EV subsidies, ban cheap overseas EVs, ban EV component import, deport people bringing battery technology to the US, pay billions to kill clean energy projects, end fuel economy standards, and then do THIS is such an elaborate prank on the American people you almost have to respect it
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[Elon Musk’s mother opens the front door and a detective is holding his hat] Hello, ma’am. I’m sorry to tell you this, but your son is a giant loser
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I actually want to vomit. There is nothing that can redeem this moment. We are living through a regime that is victimizing immigrants in at least as bad a way as early Nazi Germany victimized Jews. We all fucking know. We, all of us, live in the Zone of Interest.
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ah watching your team play on a sunday afternoon! must be nice! my team played on wednesday and lost after I went to bed!
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don't give a fuck if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyways
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
This is a tax guy. His advice could be the difference between someone having their assets seized & maybe going to jail, or not. Now imagine having to worry about racist shit in every interaction you have with any person in authority. Every doctor & nurse, every cop, every lawyer & judge, every boss
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Nazis came for the disabled first. They tested gas chambers on us. They deemed us “useless eaters”. They had propaganda convincing people we were expendable. They got many of these ideas from the US. Eugenics is not new. Disability solidarity is needed to fight fascism.
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alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast @alex.xskj.org · 08/09/2026
jonesboro, through arkansas state university, was my family's gateway to this country when my great uncle was offered a professorship in the 1970s. i have a great many family members buried there, and they're all rolling in their graves over what's happened to craighead county
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Maha is just another astroturfed front in the American Reactionary Movement. This movement is responsible for every public health crisis: climate, automobile deaths, gun violence, homelessness, poverty. Its the Don't Tell Me What To Do movement. They are few but they're mobilized for war.
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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 03/09/2026
Cenk Uygur having the Chair Company happen to him in real life is unfortunately something that I find very funny
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Paul @pawlbologna.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I have received video of Seth Moulton being loudly booed at Boston Pride.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026
josh (oldfriend99)
@oldfriend99

Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out

12:15 PM · Nov 24, 2015
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Goreville Shriek 😱 @amcnal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don't LOVE Markey but he's one of the few reps I've ever seen from any state who has palpable compassion for his constituents. I've still yet to see a platform from Moulton besides "young" (47) and "I'll fight Trump" (generic, no history of this)
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Cindy aka Mrs. Celtics ☘️ @mrsceltics.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bostonian forever
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There’s no way GTA VI will be as good as Big Walk
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
wwi made everyone believe in ghosts wwii made everyone believe in aliens. i don't know what wwiii will make us believe in but wwiv will make us believe in the sun god
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Nathan Tankus @nathantankus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Note: never say this when you are Treasury Secretary
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Shai goldfinch Alexander
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tweet from Josh Denny
@JoshDenny
I’ll be 43 in a week. I’ve been mostly single for the past 18 months, and I’m just now realizing that my intelligence has ALWAYS been THE biggest issue in my relationships.

Not getting old, or fat; Not having professional failures. 

Look at dating site blurbs. No woman EVER lists high IQ or intelligence in their “wants” section.

Women actually DESPISE men of high intelligence.

It is their single greatest insecurity.Tweet from Josh Denny @joshdenny
Just emailed @chipotletweets. Thanks for ruining our day. Burrito bowl in the bag sideways=ruined $400 jeans.
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Scarier E. Megatons @windiermegatons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Somehow we never talk about the lack of empathy shown by people who deliberately reject participating in herd immunity
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Love how this dude discovered the cheat codes of "what if I listened to constituents" and "what if I modeled good behavior" and "maybe I behave like a normal person should." These are apparently dark secrets that have been hidden from other politicians.
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bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It was pretty funny to make such a big deal about changing it to the Department of War and then immediately lose a war in two weeks.
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alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast @alex.xskj.org · 15/08/2026
hahahaha i have somehow managed to lose an entire bottle of insulin fuck my life
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
what was "the incident" at your high school?
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Patricia Zengerle @reuterszengerle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Notable: the Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier also hosted George W. Bush’s “Mission Accomplished” event.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 14/08/2026
attn:
a tuxedo cat rearing up on its hind legs making a derpy face captioned 

sorry for being weird 
it's because I'm weird
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Ryan Broderick @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm not sure I like the whole recent streak of "woke 1 was crazy" going around right now tbh www.garbageday.email/p/what-was-w...
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
There is a crash on 290 every sikhle day and it’s only a 20 mile long highway it’s the fuckin thunder dome on that thing
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Enes Kanter got beat so bad in pick and rolls he became both racist and transphopic, imagine what would have happened if he got dunked on by prime Blake griffin
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alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast @alex.xskj.org · 05/08/2026
this is literally always happening to me
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/08/2026
current feelings around AI: the CEOs shoveling slop into everything should be in jail but the guys spending upwards of $60,000 on elaborate, janky home rigs to run local models for no reason other than to see if it works are engaging in a long and semi-honorable tradition of computer toucher shit
Reddit post from r/localllama of a user "Setting up of a 16xGB10 (DGX Spark) cluster

Preparing this to be able to run locally frontier level open models.

It's 16 boxes stacked around a widescreen monitor. There is no art on the walls
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Duke Nukem is gay now and I’m reporting it with primary sources.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"My problem is fucking people are dying." This cyclist responding to a truck blocking a bike lane on Comm Ave is a legend and the guy filming is a douchebag. Being pissed, especially after Louisa's death, is reasonable! Cyclists are expected to be nice, even when our friends are getting killed.
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alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast @alex.xskj.org · 19/07/2026
lmao eat shit enzo
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
it was cool when aunt may is praying at her bed and the wall explodes behind her to reveal the green goblin and she starts flipping out. In the spiderman movie
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alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast @alex.xskj.org · 19/07/2026
emi martinez is a force of nature
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alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast @alex.xskj.org · 19/07/2026
telemundo commentators doing a strangled cat rendition of the uefa champions league theme, you don't get quality like this on the fox broadcast
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