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my lungs fill up with fluid every time the seasons change [he/him]

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026
sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.
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Dread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No athlete has done more to raise awareness that you can add accents to letters on your touchpad more than Kiké Hernandez
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go
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alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast @alex.xskj.org · 30/09/2026
cam schlittler when you get home i'm gonna be under your bed
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 29/09/2026
📹: Animals Asia
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CelticsVideos @celticsonyoutube.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy 100th birthday to Chuck Cooper, a legend of the game who broke barriers as the first Black player drafted to the NBA 💚
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jacob Rees-Mogg, the most stereotypically Tory conservative man of the 21st Century, responded to Suella Braverman with a long-form video criticizing her position and rejecting a race-based theory of Englishness, and in response has been ratioed by the increasingly feral British online far-right.
Jacob Rees-Mogg
@Jacob_R...•22h
The English are a mongrel people, not an Aryan master race.

Underneath is an extremely English-looking man in a suit sitting in front of a large bookshelf.

There are 6.2 thousand comments compared to 6 thousand likes.
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Ryan Cummings @weakinstrument.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
6/end: Banning diesel exports would, in effect, be a small subsidy to farmers and other industrial users of diesel across the country at the expense of New England residents, who would see heating costs skyrocket if not run into acute physical shortages.
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alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast @alex.xskj.org · 22/09/2026
mourinho has been doing this for 25 years lmao, he will never log off
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All of this, from @joshtpm.bsky.social talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/we-di...
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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A striking thing about the various estimates of how many people Musk killed when he shuttered USAID is that, while of course the exact number is unknown, the estimates all point to a figure of about 750,000 deaths within a year, of which 500,000 were kids Mass murder isn’t “ill fated cost-cutting”
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 19/09/2026
eliminate EV subsidies, ban cheap overseas EVs, ban EV component import, deport people bringing battery technology to the US, pay billions to kill clean energy projects, end fuel economy standards, and then do THIS is such an elaborate prank on the American people you almost have to respect it
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alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast @alex.xskj.org · 19/09/2026
"not as obsequious as the new york post" and "overwhelmingly negative" have a gap between them you could sail a freight ship through
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[Elon Musk’s mother opens the front door and a detective is holding his hat] Hello, ma’am. I’m sorry to tell you this, but your son is a giant loser
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alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast @alex.xskj.org · 17/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Man's Reaction: Yikes Oof
Alt: Man's Reaction: Yikes Oof
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I actually want to vomit. There is nothing that can redeem this moment. We are living through a regime that is victimizing immigrants in at least as bad a way as early Nazi Germany victimized Jews. We all fucking know. We, all of us, live in the Zone of Interest.
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast @alex.xskj.org · 16/09/2026
fully agreed on that, he is fucking awful
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alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast @alex.xskj.org · 16/09/2026
kraft is a giant piece of shit for this and many other reasons but for the record kanye's not playing at his stadium
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alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast @alex.xskj.org · 15/09/2026
putting the beginning of trane's first solo on the keys at the end was a stroke of genius
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alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast @alex.xskj.org · 13/09/2026
you've gotta admit though, there's nothing like the glitz and glamour of a classic wednesday night football game
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ah watching your team play on a sunday afternoon! must be nice! my team played on wednesday and lost after I went to bed!
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don't give a fuck if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyways
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
This is a tax guy. His advice could be the difference between someone having their assets seized & maybe going to jail, or not. Now imagine having to worry about racist shit in every interaction you have with any person in authority. Every doctor & nurse, every cop, every lawyer & judge, every boss
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alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast @alex.xskj.org · 11/09/2026
the cigs got me succumbing to a crippling gambling addiction
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Nazis came for the disabled first. They tested gas chambers on us. They deemed us “useless eaters”. They had propaganda convincing people we were expendable. They got many of these ideas from the US. Eugenics is not new. Disability solidarity is needed to fight fascism.
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alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast @alex.xskj.org · 08/09/2026
jonesboro, through arkansas state university, was my family's gateway to this country when my great uncle was offered a professorship in the 1970s. i have a great many family members buried there, and they're all rolling in their graves over what's happened to craighead county
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alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast @alex.xskj.org · 08/09/2026
jonesboro, through arkansas state university, was my family's gateway to this country when my great uncle was offered a professorship in the 1970s. i have a great many family members buried there, and they're all rolling in their graves over what's happened to craighead county
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Maha is just another astroturfed front in the American Reactionary Movement. This movement is responsible for every public health crisis: climate, automobile deaths, gun violence, homelessness, poverty. Its the Don't Tell Me What To Do movement. They are few but they're mobilized for war.
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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 03/09/2026
Cenk Uygur having the Chair Company happen to him in real life is unfortunately something that I find very funny
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Paul @pawlbologna.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I have received video of Seth Moulton being loudly booed at Boston Pride.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026
josh (oldfriend99)
@oldfriend99

Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out

12:15 PM · Nov 24, 2015
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Goreville Shriek 😱 @amcnal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don't LOVE Markey but he's one of the few reps I've ever seen from any state who has palpable compassion for his constituents. I've still yet to see a platform from Moulton besides "young" (47) and "I'll fight Trump" (generic, no history of this)
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Cindy aka Mrs. Celtics ☘️ @mrsceltics.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bostonian forever
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alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast @alex.xskj.org · 29/08/2026
numa numa guy is 76 years old now
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alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast @alex.xskj.org · 27/08/2026
never again means never again for whom? everyone? or just a select group of people?
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There’s no way GTA VI will be as good as Big Walk
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
wwi made everyone believe in ghosts wwii made everyone believe in aliens. i don't know what wwiii will make us believe in but wwiv will make us believe in the sun god
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alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast @alex.xskj.org · 25/08/2026
a few very lucky people are about to experience something incredible for a bargain bin price
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Nathan Tankus @nathantankus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Note: never say this when you are Treasury Secretary
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alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast @alex.xskj.org · 23/08/2026
one of the key ingredients is cigarette juice by cinco
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alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast @alex.xskj.org · 23/08/2026
don't throat like my brother
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Shai goldfinch Alexander
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tweet from Josh Denny
@JoshDenny
I’ll be 43 in a week. I’ve been mostly single for the past 18 months, and I’m just now realizing that my intelligence has ALWAYS been THE biggest issue in my relationships.

Not getting old, or fat; Not having professional failures. 

Look at dating site blurbs. No woman EVER lists high IQ or intelligence in their “wants” section.

Women actually DESPISE men of high intelligence.

It is their single greatest insecurity.Tweet from Josh Denny @joshdenny
Just emailed @chipotletweets. Thanks for ruining our day. Burrito bowl in the bag sideways=ruined $400 jeans.
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Scarier E. Megatons @windiermegatons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Somehow we never talk about the lack of empathy shown by people who deliberately reject participating in herd immunity
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Love how this dude discovered the cheat codes of "what if I listened to constituents" and "what if I modeled good behavior" and "maybe I behave like a normal person should." These are apparently dark secrets that have been hidden from other politicians.
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bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It was pretty funny to make such a big deal about changing it to the Department of War and then immediately lose a war in two weeks.
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alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast @alex.xskj.org · 15/08/2026
hahahaha i have somehow managed to lose an entire bottle of insulin fuck my life
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