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I want to go back to a world where I could enjoy an animated show set in an ancient Greece with an anthropomorphized coelacanth-type fish who wears a fishbowl over his head like a helmet without having to hear the guy that voices that fish constantly saying deranged shit on things called "podcasts"

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Ethan Hein @ethanhein.bsky.social · 4h

The music that suits my personal emotional needs the best was made by Duke Ellington in 1938 without his knowing or caring anything about me or my needs whatsoever

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phylan @phylan.website · 20h

smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak

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Will Sloan @willsloanesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Though he bestrode the narrow world like a Colossus throughout the 2000s, George W. Bush is seldom seen or remarked-upon nowadays - a victim of wilful amnesia among the American public. And in the cultural sphere, the exact same is true of Jay Leno.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

How it started/how it’s going

Trevor Lee
@VoteTrevorLee
Thanks @nickshirleyy for hoodie.
We're cleaning up the fraud in Utah

BREAKING: Utah state Rep. Trevor Lee has been charged with mortgage and communications fraud ksl.com/article/
516296... #utpol @KSLcom @KSL5TV

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Ben Raderstorf @raders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This poll from Cook is bonkers. A *huge* plurality of voters (43% overall, 61% of Ds) want Dems to focus on changing the political system overall vs. just opposing (21%, 36% of Ds) or working with Trump (35%, 3% of Ds).

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Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I talked to the librarian at a tiny upstate NY library where the flyer for drop-in event where she'll help you remove the AI features of your phone has gone viral www.businessinsider.com/library-bye-...

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tilly Norwood has been tried by kangaroo court & executed for putting fentanyl in baby formula in Ohio

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 28/09/2026

Everyone keeps reaching for the “too big to fail” button because it is fundamentally harder for them to imagine what happens if it’s too big to succeed. The unique conditions in play make a bailout impossible. This is also an ideological bubble to the point I think it creates a schism in society.

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 25/09/2026

Sometimes you just gotta laugh

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 25/09/2026

"Tucker Wetmore" is a really good drag name

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 24/09/2026

The Neagley show is great, though I do find it weird that Reacher gets to be a big weird freak and everyone treats him like he's cool as hell, but Neagley's aversion to touching people needs its own tragic backstory -- involving sexual violence, natch. Let women be freaks for no reason too!

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Cannot overstate how Donald Trump’s re-election has made everything orders of magnitude worse if you’re the sort of person who cares about anything meaningful. If you’re a racist, a kleptocrat, or a gangster capitalist, this must be your equivalent of a 2-year goon session

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 23/09/2026

KUBRICK'S BOXES is one of my favorite documentaries, and the best piece-of-media-about-media I've ever seen

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 23/09/2026

Still unclear as to whether Nick Adams is a bit or not

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 23/09/2026

Now approaching "The Cool Zone"

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

(guy who's never heard of children's television) hmm. that grown woman on my screen appears to be a nitwit cosplaying as a child

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dan solomon @dansolomon.com · 23/09/2026

lots of interesting stuff in the crosstabs here but let’s start by highlighting trump’s eighty (80) percent disapproval among voters under 30

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

hey just curious where did the “protect women athletes” crowd get off to

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 23/09/2026

Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only... or is it?)

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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Zohran post about filling one pothole: We filled our 2,000th pothole! Wow! New York is the greatest city in the world! Zohran post about meeting with the president: Some guy was here and that is now over.

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 21/09/2026

Not ready to pull the trigger yet but this is my first pass

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

NY Times asked me & others to pick the 10 best shows of the 21st so far. Mine are below. There are other shows I love as much or maybe more but I refused to look at a list of shows & just picked from my heart & this is what came up. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Rob Delaney’s 10 favorite shows of the 21st century so far.

Key & Peele
The Wire
Andor
Arrested Development
Mid Morning Matters with Alan Partridge
It’a Sin
Devs
The OA
Happy Vallley
Girls5Eva

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 21/09/2026

I'm just glad that Taylor Lorenz's rightward shift has cured her severe immunocompromisation

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 21/09/2026

Catching up on all this morning's news

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 21/09/2026

This isn't true at all. It was Sharknado 3

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

The reason you can’t give a single inch on anything be it trans rights or dignity for unhoused people is that they, democrats and republicans alike, will take it and say thanks what else is in your pockets? They won’t say thanks actually.

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 20/09/2026

Did not realize that the new round of Mac OS updates makes fully opting out of Apple Intelligence a practical impossibility before I had already started the process. What a fucking disaster.

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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 19/09/2026

Me when it's time to defend Tillamook

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 19/09/2026

Had no idea that they were even making IN A VIOLENT NATURE 2, turns out it's screening at Fantastic Fest as we speak. Hell yeah, let's fucking go

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 19/09/2026

Jeremy Saulnier's HELL HOUSE LLC 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 17/09/2026

First up, a gritty crime drama starring Chicago's beloved Frances Neagley. Keep at least one eye open, 'cause her best friend, Jack Reacher, just might pop in to wish her luck.

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Grudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 17/09/2026

In an era where (allegedly) all the big action stars have elaborate point systems designed to make sure they never "lose" a fight, it's so refreshing to see Reacher get the absolute shit kicked out of him several times a season

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 17/09/2026

Can alcohol be addictive? Don Draper says no.

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