Reposted by Craig AlmondJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 11hAny stairway can be a stairway to heaven if your cats hang out there enough 834332
Reposted by Craig AlmondDave Owen @wavenode.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“Glinner” of hope, more like, eh readers?! 041
Reposted by Craig AlmondAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026One of the biggest social problems I see is that we have to work until 67 but it gets harder and harder to get a job after 50. 1225925
Reposted by Craig AlmondGeneral Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"ok Andy, now Keir's won you a big majority but he's out the game, so do you want to risk it all for a hung parliament and a tumble dryer" 918541
Reposted by Craig AlmondGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you swear so much, you thought NSFW was a state in Australia. 1292
Reposted by Craig AlmondSam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Mr. Burnham, sir, it’s time for leadership. It’s time for definitive action. You must, this very hour, insert a pointed allusion to the blackshirts trying to kill charity workers into the speech you’re due to give to Labour Party Conference next week. A nation waits. 1194
Craig Almond @alarmingcod.co.uk · 23/09/2026Can we make Shabana Mahmood a proscribed organisation? 010
Craig Almond @alarmingcod.co.uk · 23/09/2026With three teams taking on the Peak District Challenge we raised £3,600 for Manchester Mind over the weekend. So, this is how I'm going to work today... 010
Reposted by Craig AlmondJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026one of my proudest moments was being told by a former Gove staffer that he once angrily proclaimed: "I am NOT an eldritch horror!" in a team meeting, because of me. 2462297
Reposted by Craig AlmondBalderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 22/09/202669 today. Happy birthday Nick Cave. 627054
Reposted by Craig AlmondFriends of Castleshaw Roman Forts @offorts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Details of the first lecture of our Autumn/Winter season together with dates for all our other talks. 011
Reposted by Craig AlmondBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!! 152534619
Craig Almond @alarmingcod.co.uk · 18/09/2026I'd also love to see "Dr Who-okland". But it would probably step slowly to one side on hearing the TARDIS dematerialising. 000
Craig Almond @alarmingcod.co.uk · 18/09/20269 o'clock tonight I'm setting out on the 75km Peak District Challenge. As part of the "Manchester Mind- Silver Team". Dot watchers can follow our progress here. www.peak-district-challenge.com/live-tracking/peak-district-challenge.comLive Peak District Challenge tracking - Peak District Challenge 2026 by Wilderness DevelopmentOther routes can be accessed via the ‘Select Course’ dropdown menu in the bottom left-hand corner. 230
Reposted by Craig Almondvladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It's like my grandpa always said: "*complete silence* *sips beer* *stares at some old Western on TV*". 0242
Reposted by Craig Almondiucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Patients with ADHD will no longer be formally diagnosed. Instead people will be encouraged to say ‘oh, he’s just a bit, you know,’ while doing a new hand gesture designed to indicate, you know, that he’s a bit like that 322454
Reposted by Craig AlmondIan McMillan @imcmillan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Conductor: ready Members of the band: ready Now let’s play ‘Thursday’ 55410
Reposted by Craig Almondjaredbeasley.bsky.social @jaredbeasley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Howie Review: runningmagazine.ca/the-scene/be...runningmagazine.caBefore ultrarunning was cool, there was Al Howie - Canadian Running MagazineThe greatest Canadian ultrarunner you've never heard of would have been 81 years old today 041
Craig Almond @alarmingcod.co.uk · 16/09/2026Cuntipality, more like. #MoreLikebbc.co.ukPiddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plansPiddington residents vote over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby. 000
Reposted by Craig AlmondJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank 128115891942
Craig Almond @alarmingcod.co.uk · 15/09/2026Hiya! Does anyone out there know any crypto-billionaires they can share this with? justgiving.com/page/manches... A quick £36m donation wouldn't go amiss. Asking for an organisation that actually helps people.justgiving.comManchester Mind's Peak District ChallengeHelp Manchester Mind Team Challenge raise money to support Manchester Mind 000
Craig Almond @alarmingcod.co.uk · 14/09/2026RTing this just for the phrase Bazzy Tap. Exquisite artistry. 181
Craig Almond @alarmingcod.co.uk · 14/09/2026If you struggle with your mental health asking for help is an isolating and overwhelming experience. The Welcome Team at Manchester Mind offer space, by phone and in person, for people to talk openly and freely with others with shared experiences. www.manchestermind.org/our-services... 121
Reposted by Craig AlmondTanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026What I love about Western democracy is you can bung a political party £ 36 million earned from criminal activity & most media will continue to point at asylum seekers & migrant care workers with families as the barbarians at the gate we need to defend ourselves from 🙄. 3830111003
Craig Almond @alarmingcod.co.uk · 12/09/2026This time next week I'll be bleary-eyed, and stumbling over stiles, somewhere between Castleton and Peak Forest after an overnight trudge around the moors above Ladybower. Can't wait. justgiving.com/page/manches... 011
Reposted by Craig AlmondEleanor G @zaichishka.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Belisha beacons on fire off Chambercombe Manor. I watched cats eyes glitter in the dark near Wildersmouth Beach. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in Devon rain. Time to die. 68027
Reposted by Craig AlmondSantiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I know I’m largely mutuals with people with a similar world view to my own (and some who’ve been quiet allowing the dignity of plausible deniability). But, kinell, our species is fucked. Don’t see hedgehogs pulling this shit. Don’t see racist lemurs or gender critical swans. Embarrassed for us. 1172
Reposted by Craig AlmondSkinny @uncleskinny.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The word 'newlywed' looks Welsh 051
Reposted by Craig AlmondSarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The first rule of Norman Collier club is ou alk ut orm er club. 1843188
Reposted by Craig AlmondBoothby Graffoe @boothbygraffoe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"Don't mention the bunch of far-right billionaire-funded black-clad fascist thugs in Dover. I haven't at all and I think I got away with it." 0228
Reposted by Craig AlmondJennie @unabridgedopinions.com · 06/09/2026One of my favourite Tumblr posts points in about this! bsky.app/profile/unab... 35611
Reposted by Craig AlmondMarian Call @mariancall.bsky.social · 06/09/2026bugs is a trickster god, an ageless elder being one should take pains not to cross. he must be treated with respect or dire consequences follow 181166240
Reposted by Craig AlmondJames Chalmers @jameschalmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The longest known Viking ship was discovered by chance while digging up ground to build an extension to the Viking Ship Museum. 151258251
Reposted by Craig AlmondAndy Birss @andybirss.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Maybe Dr James Orr was only hired by the University of Cambridge as they needed to get the quota of white male academics up. His fall from grace is perhaps due to his over-promotion and the fact that rich white men aren't really suited to positions of trust and authority. #r4today #Arday 0239
Reposted by Craig AlmondBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Failed a hip hop quiz because I couldn’t remember the name for a squirrel’s nest 0419
Craig Almond @alarmingcod.co.uk · 04/09/2026just had to turn off world at one "are reform being picked on", ffs, might as well lobotomise myself and turn on gbeebies 010
Craig Almond @alarmingcod.co.uk · 04/09/2026Just realised you can sing "Super El-Nino" to the tune of "Champion the Wonder Horse" 000
Reposted by Craig AlmondGrise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Well let me just blow your mind here a moment. What if...what if a lasagne is just a meat trifle 1103
Craig Almond @alarmingcod.co.uk · 03/09/2026I was at a loose end at the weekend, and started a rewatch of The Wire. And, man alive, that's still such an awesome show- even a quarter century on. So now I'm going to gush about @audacityofdespair.bsky.social 's magnum opus 130
Craig Almond @alarmingcod.co.uk · 03/09/2026I did not know I wanted a book about crisps, until I saw there was a book about crisps. This is a lot like walking down the crisp aisle at the supermarket and suddenly becoming aware of how peckish you are. 000
Reposted by Craig AlmondMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026“My psychic told me that in just 15 years, you will stop being The Stupidest Man Ever To Be Elected President.” 32394381452
Reposted by Craig AlmondAndy AVAV Systems @avavsystems.bsky.social · 01/09/2026It was supposed to be 10 CDs But it’s Two Shy #IllGetMyCoat 77612
Reposted by Craig AlmondMickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My old Dad used to tell me "The first rule of Theatre is to leave them wanting more." "Lovely bloke, terrible Anaesthetist." 212317
