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Grise l’Indécis

@wildobliquities.bsky.social
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 4h
OH I've just remembered I have a great example of this. While I continue to put off my pondwork chores, I'll tell you about it
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 5h
getting so close on this SO CLOSE
setting suninteresting
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 20h
just like, what are the chances
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 20h
happy to share the only lesson I've ever learned: you can peel fresh ginger by scraping it like it's a newish potato
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 20h
please help me I can't stop watching this horrendous swap shop thing Can anybody else see it too or am I having another one of my Episodes
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just a little horse just a little horse
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A man and his dog are propping up the bar. The dog is holding forth to the regulars. "...of course, I originally trained with the drug squad," the dog is saying. "then I was recruited by MI6 after a year. Can't tell you much about it of course. But I can say that's where I got this bionic leg."
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
let's sey yes
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh buddy I hear you
😯
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
STATUS UPDATE revels: ended
Seedhead
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
look all I'm saying is if you ever catch me buying one of those Very Easy One Pot Just Add Rice Simple Simple Dinner in Minutes An Extra Stupid Spaniel Could Make This With a Blindfold On kind of boxes, that actually have twelve separate pots, fifty-seven stages,
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
easy
HICKS
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if you follow this account you're guaranteed to have this experience at least once every five to eight months
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thought you might like to see this poppy. so new it hadn't even taken its hat off at seven-thirty this morning
Poppy, hat not yet off
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dispatched, in transit, delayed, held by carrier, destroyed
christ he was an absolute cunt wasn't he
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you know when your phone camera says WARNING: CAMERA FAILED is that bad
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look at this tiny fly. Rainbows on its wings
Tiny fly rainbows on wings
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
quick poll: do I make an ill-advised attempt on Send in the Cloacae y/n
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I mean fine if this is for you and I'd never kinkshame but somehow this reads as maybe a little 𝘵𝘰𝘰 fresh? I want just a bit more time to have passed...like ideally I'd prefer them to have 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘥
Stay over and you can wake to breakfasts of homemade brioche with just-laid eggs, farmhouse sausages or trout gravadlax
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BondBerry
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Strange and sad to read this "30 years dead" line, rather Dickensian in fact. Stories frozen in time
30 years dead, frozen in timeJarndyce and Jarndyce
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You writing your bleets
You writing your bleets
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
wrong answers only
It is virtually without thickness and has almost no weight. If rubbed between the finger and thumb it will fade into nothing. If dropped it hardly seems to flutter downwards. If it settles on a hard surface ruffled or folded it can be straightened out with a puff of breath, unwrinkling itself instantly like a shimmering shaken blanket. It can be eaten and seems to vanish on the tongue.
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
......I mean they do know, right?
THE BEST NIGHT IN
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One wraith to rule them all One wraith to blind them One wraith to fool them all And in ignorance bind them
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The damp, plaintive tones of a petrichord
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Flugelmourn
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
wish more people knew about these unique and quite obscure musical cultures
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shystrum Placket Gramboon
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pornical Quorletta Eight Stringed Licentier
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Originally played on some of them funny instruments what only very earnest people know how to use now. Plute. Clavifret. Bass Splayboard
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
just such a mistake to read things here overtired but please could somebody lend me a gallery space so I can put LinkedIn-y comments like this over errrm certain kinds of image
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Gary Bainbridge @garybainbridge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When "white sauce" in fish pie Contains cheese, it’s a lie. That’s a mornay.
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Carol @carolly7.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mango Swiss double decker train Barcelona
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think I’d prefer to throw. In which case: Pineapple Milk float Ruskington
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Your fruit/veg of choice, preferred vehicle and favoured city. I'll go first Durian Vaporetto Venice
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
- What's your head all bandaged up for?
- I got hit with some tomatoes
- How could that bruise you up so bad?
- Those tomatoes were in a can
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Green Stick
I used to believe that there was a green stick, buried on the edge of a ravine in the old Zakaz forest at Yasnaya Polyana, on which words were carved that would destroy all the evil in the hearts of men and bring them everything good 
- Leo TolstoyFETCH
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh I was only twenty four hours from fuck shed
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
See also
Mrs Sprague sees rabbits
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
STOP: Thurber Time
Hysterical ears
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
- if spacetime suddenly malfunctioned and instead of moving through it we all stayed everywhere we'd been as well as moving on, so quite quickly a room for instance would become impassable as full of repeating flesh - as above but swans - quite brave other than that
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Snailley's Comet
Snailley's Comet
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
going to sing this to the tune of cowboys and angels
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
well there's good and bad news
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OCULAR IMMUNE PRIVILEGE
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
aaaaaarrrrrrggghhhhh
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
oh god just thought too much about what eyes are
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
wrong answers only
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
flights and flights of swallows heading absolutely exactly south this afternoon across a warm breezy sky in a great twittering and chattering
chirpychipytwit-twit-TWIT-chip-blibble-blurp-brrrr-yippy-yipyipYIP
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